Rebecca finds the first chip, not like she needed more time with Tila. Virgin Eddie and Eric, a cute but so far forgettable guy, are the other winners. Inside, Tila immediately lays down in Rebecca's lap while Rebecca strokes Tila's ass and thigh. Eddie and Eric shift to hide their erections, as Tila questions Eddie on his sexual history. She asks if he's ever kissed a girl, and he says yes in an entirely non-convincing way, while looking like a cornered rat. Tila pushes, asking if he wants to kiss her and he says he "could" but then fails to take her up on the blatant invitation. So Tila makes out more with Rebecca instead, before crawling over to Eric for a little flirting. Eddie tells us that he's not usually so scared, but right now he's trying to steer clear of anything sexual. Wtf is wrong with this guy? Virgin is one thing, but if you're too shy to even kiss the girl, what are you doing on a reality dating show? Bah-bye, Aladdin.
Genie, save me!
Tila leaves to deliberate upstairs. Professor Ashley, Steffanie, Bobby, and Tranny Vanny are worried, Easy Sara wants Marcus out, Brandi wants Guido out, and Marcus is of course overly confident. Tila tells us that she just hopes she doesn't eliminate the person who could be the one.
At the elimination ceremony, Tila quickly dispatches of Virgin Eddie (who now chooses to kiss Tila as he turns in his key), skunkhead Grace, and Steffanie. Tila then calls out pizza boy Michael as the fourth designated driver. But instead of showing him the door, she merely asks if he's capable of manning it up a little bit more for her. Shouldn't she be having this conversation with, I dunno, Guido?! Michael swears that he'll stop talking about his momma's couch and his various exploits with his sister, and Tila gives him a pass this time. Instead, she calls out Marcus for being a disrespectful asshole. First Janice Dickinson, now this. I wonder what reality show he'll wind up on next? Besides COPS, that is. As Marcus leaves, Professor Ashley tells us how relieved he is since Marcus is just stupid. You know that saying about stones and glass houses, Ash? Hmm, probably not, nevermind.
Tila announces to the remaining 17 contestants that they'll all be moving into the mansion with her, before bending over and shaking her ass for the cheering crowd. Yes, she's definitely serious about finding true love. They all cheer and take a shot at love. Or vodka. Whatever.
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Comments (8)
LoLo!!! Great recap!! I loathe tila skanktela so much that i wasnt going to watch this show when i first heard about it, but after holding back my gag reflex and watching it and reading your recaps i am in love! Sh has to be the dumbest, skankiest,nastiest, ho i have ever heard of and you capture that in your recap WAY.TO.GO! Marcus was redonk and his laugh? yep my new ringtone:) The lesbians seem pretty sneaky and the guys better wize up, and is it just me or is tila WAY more physical with the women? Is that because she feels less threatened, is more lesbo than straight,or just trying to prove she is bisexual?
When are we going to have the obligatory tila music performance to "promote" her so called career(not the std spreading skank ho one, the one where she thinks she is a musician)
1 of 8 | Posted by lloyd dobbler | Posted on October 20, 2007 3:17 PM
I agree, Tila does seem to be enjoying herself more with the women. She's all touchy feely with them women, but looks bored with the guys. Maybe because the guys aren't that cute?? Marcus is the cutest one to me, but he's an a-hole. How typical.
2 of 8 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 20, 2007 3:52 PM
I'm wondering how old the guy virgin was.
I mean seriously, he was too nervous just to kiss her.
What is that about?
He did "sing" in the first episode, so maybe he really likes guys and was just trying to get exposure.
Marcus was such a douchebag. Grace was definitely a man-hater & ugly, glad to see her gone.
And yes, I'm thinking Tila leans more to the lesbian side than the males. I lost track of how many girls she groped and made out with in the first episode. Maybe it's just a comfort level, I don't know.
3 of 8 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on October 20, 2007 6:44 PM
I am so glad you are recapping this craptastic show, LoLo!
I actually felt a little sorry for the lesbians, they seemed so excited to be on a lesbian "dating" show, and now they have to deal with a bunch of ridiculously overeager dudes.
4 of 8 | Posted by angiemarie | Posted on October 21, 2007 9:15 AM
I wasn't planning on watching this show, but I caught a rerun and it's just too trashy to resist. So what is Tila famous for seriously? Is it just the myspace thing? She's got a cute body, but I don't find her face to be all that impressive.
5 of 8 | Posted by dmbislove | Posted on October 22, 2007 10:48 AM
I freaking love your semi-retarded cat.
6 of 8 | Posted by La Suisse | Posted on October 24, 2007 11:21 AM
I freaking love your semi-retarded cat...
7 of 8 | Posted by La Suisse | Posted on October 24, 2007 11:23 AM
Been watching a local California show called "Fires gone wild", but they're showing reruns already...
besides, I had to turn the sound down and hide inside the Murphy Bed every time the cops pounded on the door yelling "evacuate NOW". (They are so over dramatic!)
Thanks for the recap. I needed a laugh and it sounds like I didn't miss anything.
8 of 8 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on October 24, 2007 6:13 PM