Sure enough, TV winds up getting shoved backwards on a couch, and Bobby himself goes nuts, bright red in the face and yelling that he doesn't hit girls, even post-op ones. The PAs manage to calm him down, while another group of underpaid MTV employees escort Ashley from the house. As he's being dragged out, Ashley begs Tila to watch the show and see how he was really there for her, and see who was the true man. Umm, if you think this show made you look good, you're even crazier than I thought. Outside, Ashley begins banding on doors and windows while screaming Tila's name. Everyone inside is scared. He finally leaves, violently knocking over a few prop plants on his way down the steps. Is that what you do to your students when they confuse "there" and "their", Professor?
Whoa, I've only seen stuff like this in the movies my mommy lets me rent.
There's some more screaming, crying and cussing (and an apology to his momma for that. She in turn apologizes to all of us for letting those pro-lifers scare her off from the clinic). But at this point, I'm no longer laughing but more disturbed. Back inside, everyone's standing around confused and in shock when they realize Bobby's gone and has gone outside. At first I thought he was stupid enough to go after Ashley, where he would definitely be killed, but it turns out he got injured during their fight and had crawled off somewhere to die in peace and away from cameras. Tila calls an ambulance, and Bobby is taken away to the hospital for x-rays. She climbs in the ambulance with him, telling us that this made her realize she really likes him. Nothing like some broken ribs to get some pity affection, eh Bobby?
You're lucky, boy, he didn't make a man outta you.
So what did you think of Ashley's breakdown? Do you feel as bad for anyone from West Virginia as I do? Has Lizard Killer gotten herself back in Tila's good graces? And will Bobby be back? Let me know what you think!
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Comments (3)
I just discovered tvgasm about a month ago and I love it! I don't get to watch very much tv, but my guilty pleasures are the ridiculous mtv shows like the Hills, Tila, and Real World.
I just have to say that LoLo, you are hilarious. I laugh so hard reading your recaps of this show. It makes it so worth it to watch the show just to read your recap!
1 of 3 | Posted by hotteach | Posted on November 3, 2007 7:26 PM
Ashley is an nutcas, obviously. Good thing Tila eliminated him now. Imagine what he would have done if he got cut further along the line? It was surprising for him to attack Guido, since he has been defending him since day one [[ against Marcus & when he exposed
Rebeccagate ]]. The whole thing was really funny and disturbing at the same time.
2 of 3 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on November 4, 2007 12:06 PM
Great recap!
Haven't seen the episode, but Ashley does, indeed, come off as a dangerous nut-case (and a poster child for public school reform).
Hopefully, this brush with fame will be enough for him, and he can abandon his secret quest to be winner of the ultimate reality show - "American's Next Assassin".
Reality. Scary. If I wanted to watch that sort of psychotic violence, I'd go visit my ex.
I kind of like Tila, too, when she reverts to acting like a real person. Mostly, I feel sorry for her (and wish she would just admit she's not into external genitalia).
3 of 3 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 5, 2007 9:20 AM