The gang runs around playing the various carnival games and winning flea-ridden stuffed animals for Tila. Tranny Vanny tries to hide her condition by pretending to throw like a girl, and despite multiple attempts, Guido can't ring the bell. Won't be the last time. He tells us that there's something wrong with his arms but he's not that worried - he's more concerned with his other muscle down there. Ick. Meanwhile, Tila is running a kissing booth. Professor Ashley wins 13 kisses, and he removes his cowboy hat to kiss Tila's hand and then trail kisses up her arm before giving her one quick one on the mouth. Aww. Tila tells us that he's cute and innocent like a kid. Yes, the mentally disabled are often considered child-like.
Stupid, yet charming.
Everyone's gathered around now and Tila asks how the sleeping arrangement worked out. Many of the group smile or look uncomfortable until finally Guido announces that he thinks a girl was hooking up with a guy. Tila doesn't seem to believe him at first, and then nonchalantly asks if they were just spooning, or a kiss, or what. Guido corrects her assumptions, and Tila screams whaaaat and pulls Guido aside for more dirt. Rebecca, meanwhile, tells us that Guido's such a pain in the ass, always trying to interfere. Umm, Rebecca honey, there's a difference between him interrupting your makeout session with Tila and rightfully informing Tila that you went to third in a communal bed.
So Guido and Tila have gotten ahold of a large stuffed animal, and Guido begins violating the poor thing to show Tila what exactly he saw going on. It's like he's a child sex abuse victim showing her where the bad man touched him. The rest of the guys sit a few feet away observing, and Steven tries to deflect the attention by announcing that Guido's just bringing bad karma on himself by being a tattle. Tila thanks Guido for the cartoon porn demonstration, but warns him that if he's the liar, he'll be in big trouble. He reminds her that there are cameras everywhere, and she can check it out herself if she wants.
This poor animal will no longer be able to wear white to its wedding.
Steven decides to join Guido, Tila, and the disgraced animal. Steven launches an attack, saying he doesn't appreciate being gossiped about, and Guido awesomely points out that he never named names, yet Steven's over here freaking out. Tila starts cracking up, and Professor Ashley senses his little playmate may be in trouble and strolls over to back Guido up. Seriously, what is up with the man love between those two? The Professor asks Steven if someone was "rubbing his stump" and then names Rebecca as the classy lady in question. Steven claims that Rebecca was just scratching his back, as we see footage that shows that Steven was the one doing the scratching, and it wasn't a back he was, umm, pleasuring.
Guido then announces that Brandi was awake and told him not to look at Steven and Rebecca. Tila immediately calls Brandi over, and Brandi tells us her side of the story - she woke up in the middle of the night, and found Guido wide-awake, watching her and sharpening his machete. He tried to tell her to look at Steven and Rebecca and Brandi told him to stop being a creepy asshole and go back to sleep. Brandi repeats this to Tila, and says she didn't see anything, but the Professor backs up Guido's version.
The Spanish Inquisition continues as Tila calls Rebecca over, and suddenly all the lesbians are there to act as a tribunal evidently. Rebecca, who appears near tears, says she's not going to lie, and then admits that she kissed BRANDI. Whoops, wrong slutty mistake you're being called out on, Rebecca! Tila is shocked, and a horrified Brandi claims it was just a peck as we flashback to the makeout session from the night before. Brandi tells us she felt like Rebecca threw her under the bus, and then changes her tune regarding Steven and Rebecca. Rebecca quickly says she was just scratching Steven's back and that she's there for Tila.
No, the other person you slutted it out with, ass.
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Comments (4)
How many reality spin-offs can Vh1 make? Who would come on a show for Guido? Ok, nevermind.
1 of 4 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 27, 2007 7:28 PM
LoLo
How in the hell was that bit about "like a child sex abuse victim" supposed to be funny?!
Makes you look like a sicko.
At least pictures were there because the recap was lame
2 of 4 | Posted by soccerchick3 | Posted on October 27, 2007 7:48 PM
Lolo!!!! Great recap!!
Tranny vanny legs are redonk they are bigger and more muscular than hulk hogan! Her falling on her head after she was bragging about her skillz....PRICELESS!
Keep up the great work, cause whoever wins this show wont have a shot they will need a shot after tilaskank gets her manly voiced lips on them!
3 of 4 | Posted by lloyd dobbler | Posted on October 29, 2007 9:21 AM
Ok, I know plenty of people that have had sex laying on your side. including me, so I am almost positive that they were f***ing. I just can't believe she didn't send that guy home as well. I just want to see that cowboy dude go off on who ever pissed him off and the girl fight that they keep showing previews of. O girl looked like a dumb ass trying to show off on the pole, then falling on her head!! Even Tila agreed. Great recap.
4 of 4 | Posted by sillage3 | Posted on October 30, 2007 9:03 AM