Tila and Rebecca walk away for some alone time while Brandi bitches to Steven of all people that Rebecca made her look bad. Brandi tells us that people always think she's the slut or the bad girl because of her appearance, but that's not the case. Sorry Brandi, but if you want to run around with trashy hair, you have to either accept that people are going to assume things or take your ass to a Supercuts. Tila warns Rebecca that she's going to find out the truth before eliminations.
Tila puts the drama aside to throw a pie-eating contest. The first one to lick clean through their pie (I could not make this shit up) gets alone time with Tila before eliminations. Everyone dives in and starts rubbing their faces in the "pies" which are really just piles of cream. Subtle. Tranny Vanny tells us that she was literally eating, then throwing up, then eating that. In other news, I have officially decided I can no longer watch this show while eating dinner. After a few minutes of licking pie (...) while Tila shouts "Eat my pie!" over and over, Manly Dani is declared the winner. Butterface Ryan makes a comment about how it's not surprising that the girls did better because they're used to ... you get the idea.
Did you intend your tattoos to look like armpit hair?
In their alone time, Tila asks Manly Dani about her first sexual encounter with a woman. Tila tells us that since she likes lipstick lesbians, she wasn't too sure about Manly Dani at first, but now she thinks she's "rad." Their alone time is cute, but neither girl makes a move. Tila clearly doesn't have any chemistry with Manly Dani, which is a shame because this girl is one of the most normal, sincere ones in the bunch. In other words, kinda boring and really shouldn't be here. Oh well.
Tila joins up with the rest of the gang and instructs them all to pack their bags, since 5 of them will be leaving tonight. Holy shit, that's like 1/3 of the group! Going in, Rob is confident, Brandi and Rebecca are both worried, and Tila wants to make the right decisions. From this point on, Tila will be handing out the keys one by one to those who will remain.
Virgin Ashley is the first name called. Tila tells her that she still has a shot at love and then asks her if "she's interested." That is seriously the lamest line yet from this franchise. I was hoping for something more like "wanna by my Myspace friend." Bobby, Butterface Ryan, Pamela Amanda, Tranny Vanny, Manly Dani, Professor Ashley, and Sara are quickly called in succession. With only four keys left, Michael is called and he nearly wets himself in relief. Sis can have the couch to herself for a few more nights. Guido is called next, and Tranny Vanny mimes shooting herself in the head in the background. If only. Steven tells us that the second Tila called Guido, he knew he was going home.
I can see why this one's a keeper.
Two keys left. And Tila calls Steven forward, and says she'll let him slide this time! Tila tells us that she wants to believe him, but she's definitely going to keep her eye on him in the future. We are treated one last time to the video of him getting his stump rubbed. Please let that be the last time.
Last key. Remaining keyless are Brandi, Rebecca, Krystal, Rob, Eric, and Alex. Brandi tells us that she's positive she won't be receiving the key, and that she thinks Krystal will get it instead. Of course that means Brandi receives the key! Tila chastises Brandi to keep it in her pants, and a shocked Brandi quickly agrees. I think she got the free pass for having to endure Guido's balls shoved in her face during the truth or dare game. Hell, I think the girl earned to win the whole show just for that. After Brandi returns to her seat, Tila tells the designated drivers that there just wasn't that connection. Alex in particular takes it hard, saying that he's insulted that she got rid of him and kept guys like Guido and Professor Ashley. As well you should be, Alex. Likewise, Eric is insulted that Guido is still around. Tila tells us that Rebecca had to go because she was involved in two different scandals, and Rebecca tells us that she's shocked that she's going, given their great connection. Hey, even Tila has some standards honey.
Thank you for taking balls to the face for me.
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Comments (4)
How many reality spin-offs can Vh1 make? Who would come on a show for Guido? Ok, nevermind.
1 of 4 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 27, 2007 7:28 PM
LoLo
How in the hell was that bit about "like a child sex abuse victim" supposed to be funny?!
Makes you look like a sicko.
At least pictures were there because the recap was lame
2 of 4 | Posted by soccerchick3 | Posted on October 27, 2007 7:48 PM
Lolo!!!! Great recap!!
Tranny vanny legs are redonk they are bigger and more muscular than hulk hogan! Her falling on her head after she was bragging about her skillz....PRICELESS!
Keep up the great work, cause whoever wins this show wont have a shot they will need a shot after tilaskank gets her manly voiced lips on them!
3 of 4 | Posted by lloyd dobbler | Posted on October 29, 2007 9:21 AM
Ok, I know plenty of people that have had sex laying on your side. including me, so I am almost positive that they were f***ing. I just can't believe she didn't send that guy home as well. I just want to see that cowboy dude go off on who ever pissed him off and the girl fight that they keep showing previews of. O girl looked like a dumb ass trying to show off on the pole, then falling on her head!! Even Tila agreed. Great recap.
4 of 4 | Posted by sillage3 | Posted on October 30, 2007 9:03 AM