Although she seems disappointed that the girls won, Tila takes them all to a Mexican restaurant. She gets asked if she's leaning towards one gender or the other, and she cryptically says that at first she thought she was leaning towards one gender, but now she's favoring the other. I take that to mean that the girls had her attention at first, but now it's more about the guys. What do you guys think? Dani and Ashli both tell Tila how much they like her, and Tila comments to us that she thinks that Ashli may not be a good fit because Tila likes to be the princess and Ashli's too sweet and innocent. Ashli's also probably too pretty for Tila - Tila's ego would definitely want to be the prettier one in the relationship. Luckily, that means everyone else left is safe.
Somehow the previous night's drama gets brought up, and Tila asks what happened. LK begins telling the story. TV jumps in to spin it to make Bobby look like the bad guy, and that he really does want her and that may be his motivation for being so mean to her. Tila listens briefly, but then pissily tells them that she doesn't want to hear about their drama when they should be kissing her ass. Umm, Tila, you asked them to tell you. No buyer's remorse allowed. Tila takes TV aside briefly, and the only interesting thing to come of it is TV evidently thinks she's the prettiest girl in the house. If by pretty she means unhinged and gender-ambiguous, then sure. She gloats to us that Bobby will be going home, just as she planned. Back at the house, Tila pulls Bobby aside for his side of the story. Bobby says TV was sexually harassing and taunting him, then blames TV's behavior of TV's drinking. Tila listens and is noncommittal, and Bonny tells us he knows he's going home tonight.
Now that's my idea of a drink.
Going in to eliminations, Tila says she's in love with ten people and it sucks to have to eliminate two of them. My predictions - unspoiled - are for Michael and Ashli to get the boot, but I also think Bobby's vulnerable. I don't think TV's going anywhere because she's too good of a source of drama. Dani is called first, followed by Ryan, LK, Guido, Pamela Amanda, and Steven.
Tila asks Michael, Bobby, Ashli, and TV to step forward. Tila immediately keeps TV, eliminating Ashli. I'm 1/1 so far. Outside, Ashli cries to us that Tila was her first love, and she lost her. Maybe I was wrong about her wanting a modeling career - acting definitely seems to be her forte. After Ashli slinks off, Tila briefly tells Michael and Bobby that she has feelings for them both, but in different ways. As in, she actually has feelings for Bobby. She totally just sees Michael as an amusing sideshow freak. Sure enough, she lectures Bobby for the drama surrounding him but then says she has to trust her feelings and gives him the last key. And I'm 2/2! Bobby kisses her in thanks, and Tila creepily keeps her eyes open. As she says goodbye to Michael, the producers hilariously play "Mama, I'm Coming Home" by Ozzy Osbourne. Between this and the NKOTB they were rocking during the margarita challenge, I officially love the music editors. His exit is sweet and a little sappy, with a lot of talk of him being a changed man, and having learned so much. Bye bye, Michael. Say hi to your sister and mommy for me, and enjoy showing them your new look below the belt.
Previews for next week look pretty fantastic, I must say - we're going to have a full-blown, hair-pulling cat fight! My fave. And there's also going to be an eating challenge, with bugs and other nasty shit. As a warning, I get nauseated watching those kinds of things on like Big Brother or Survivor, but I'll try to keep my eyes open and not hurl while recapping. Until then, keep your comments coming!
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Comments (11)
"What kind of busted-ass vagina does Tila have then, because that shit just ain't right."
--- greatest line ever! LoLo - you are more awesome than Guido's bandana!
I had 3 very odd reactions from this episode -
1. I am in love with Manly Dani.
2. I really do think Amanda is more than a foot taller than Tila - kinda perfect - Tila's face comes right up to the vag area!
3. Next week looks like it might be the best "reality" TV moment ever - I rewound my DVR like 5 times during the preview to see TV go psycho on Brandi -
can't wait!
Great recap
1 of 11 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on November 8, 2007 8:07 AM
This show is so bad it's good! I can't get enough. Whoever cast these people did a really great job. I too am in love with manly Dani. She seems really genuine and cool.
Great recap LoLo! So funny!!!
2 of 11 | Posted by DezPez | Posted on November 8, 2007 8:57 AM
I really thought I would be alone in saying I think Manly Danni is awesome. I seriously think she's really pretty; and much more tolerable than most of the other chicks.
I too am waiting for next week! That is an actual girl-fight with hair pulling and all! I can't wait. I'd give anything if Tranny (and her afro puffs) got the snot beat out of her.
3 of 11 | Posted by VolGirl | Posted on November 8, 2007 10:25 AM
I really thought I would be alone in saying I think Manly Danni is awesome. I seriously think she's really pretty; and much more tolerable than most of the other chicks.
I too am waiting for next week! That is an actual girl-fight with hair pulling and all! I can't wait. I'd give anything if Tranny (and her afro puffs) got the snot beat out of her.
4 of 11 | Posted by VolGirl | Posted on November 8, 2007 10:27 AM
OMG! that was too funny! Makes you wonder what kind of vaginas she's been looking at or what hers looks like!! Gross!!
Next week looks awesome. I just wonder what tila was saying before TV went at Brandi. It looks like Brandi quickly turned the tables by getting the upper hand in the fight. Looks like she gets some good licks off TV. That's good, Hope her ass (TV) goes home. I am rooting for Danni to win. She seams like the most genuine person there. Can ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY GUIDO IS STILL THERE???
5 of 11 | Posted by sillage3 | Posted on November 8, 2007 11:14 AM
Danni is nice and all, but I doubt she will win. Can you really see Tila with her? I just recently started watching this show and am now hooked. I suspect Guido is still there bc the producers will not like Tila get rid of him yet bc he makes for good tv.
6 of 11 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on November 8, 2007 11:32 AM
I've decided tha Guido has totally been planted there by the producers. He keeps getting a key every week? Why??? It's a set up.
I'll deny it later, but all I'm saying is that I'm crushing on Amazon Pamela Amanda. She's seriously like 8 feet tall and I love her.
7 of 11 | Posted by Krizzatch
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Posted on November 8, 2007 1:11 PM
Once again, hilarious recap, Lolo! Your writing is so witty!
I agree that Dani is probably the coolest, but I doubt Tila will choose her in the end.
And yea, Pamela Amanda is TALL.
I kinda felt bad for Ashley. It seemed like Tila really liked her, but I think Ashley was way too sweet and innocent for the show, so for her, being kicked off was a blessing in disguise.
I'm still giggling over the comment you made, Lolo, about Michael having his heart broken before when he realized incest was frowned upon!!!
Keep up the great recaps!
8 of 11 | Posted by hotteach | Posted on November 8, 2007 7:20 PM
Hey guys! Thanks so much for the great comments, they mean a ton to me!
I agree, Dani is totally awesome. I almost hope she doesn't win because she can do so much better than Tila (even though I don't think Tila's that bad). Team Dani!
And Pamela Amanda is freakishly tall -- the way she has to bend over so Tila can give her her key is hilarious. She looks like she's about to eat little Tila. As for Guido, he's definitely a producer plant. I do think Tila genuinely enjoys his company, but because he makes her laugh, not because she has any sexual interest. I think he'll stick around until the final 4, but she'll ultimately make Ryan her final dude. For the girl... right now I'm thinking Dani, but LK could also have that top spot (if she's still alive after the next episode, lol). What do you guys think?
9 of 11 | Posted by LoLo | Posted on November 9, 2007 12:32 AM
LOL I thought I was the only one in love with Danni. When I saw the first episode I thought "wow, that's a really cute guy" and it turns out it was Dani...err lol Loved the recap. As for the bottom two I think maybe Bobby and Dani.
10 of 11 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on November 9, 2007 6:30 AM
Good recap, saves me from watching the show.
"[TV] comes outside, squabbles with Bobby briefly, and then asks Bobby if he's sexually frustrated because he wants to fuck her. With another patented "whatever" Bobby walks away. He really needs to work on his comebacks."
Bobby should've told TV he's straight.
11 of 11 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on November 10, 2007 10:17 AM