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The next morning, it's time for another group challenge. Tila announces that each of them has to choose who's the most and who's the least compatible for her (without choosing themselves). She tells them that the results will help her with eliminations. She leaves the room, and each contestant deliberates and writes down their choices. Everyone struggles, but TV seems to take it more seriously than others, and tells us she was really trying to think about Tila's best interests and Tila's heart. Then it's time to reveal the results, one by one, to the entire group. This won't be anonymous - each person has to stand up and reveal who they chose and why. This makes me extremely happy. Anonymity is for pussies.

We see the "most compatible" results first. Bobby and TV chose LK (guess there is some maturity in TV after all), Dani chose Guido, Steven chose Bobby, LK chose Amanda, and Guido, Ryan, and Amanda chose Dani. So that means Dani is voted most compatible, and she wins some one-on-one with Tila. Notice that of the 8 votes, only 2 went to men. I think that's interesting. Also interesting is that TV, Steven, and Ryan didn't get any votes at all.

Is Flavor Flav an option?

Now for the drama! Steven and Ryan chose Guido, who immediately begins crying. Guido, babe, you're not even straight - how are you surprised? TV chose Ryan, saying that he doesn't stick out in her mind and she even forgets his name sometimes. Meth side effects are a bitch. And here's where it gets good: Amanda, Dani, Guido, Bobby, and LK all chose TV. As TV pouts and wipes away tears, they tell Tila that TV's an attention whore with some rage issues. Now if that doesn't equal soul mate, I don't know what does.

After getting emotionally sodomized, TV says LK told her she's actually bisexual and doesn't know if she likes men or women. LK jumps in to call TV a liar, and both women sob and yell at each other while Tila looks on in disgust. Finally Tila regains control and announces that since TV was voted least compatible, she's won one-on-one time with Tila to prove the group wrong. This of course does not sit well with the group, but c'mon guys, you should have seen that one coming.

We go straight to TV's dinner date with Tila, and TV is scrambling to climb out of the hole she's dug herself. She babbles about how she's a sweet person inside, and she doesn't like drama, and is done with the drama ... as she continues talking shit about the other contestants. Tila tries to interject a few comments into TV's panicked monologue, and TV immediately interrupts and cuts her off. Tila is beyond not happy, and mocks TV repeatedly to us, saying the girl would not STFU. TV in turn tells us that she thinks the date went splendid and they had a great time!

When my date makes this face, it's usually a sign he's not calling me again...

Next Tila meets Dani for dessert, and it goes great with Tila telling us that she's digging Dani's androgynous side. As the cuddle - again - Tila asks Dani if she's ever worn dresses or other girly clothes. Dani says she looks like a drag queen when she dresses girly, and Tila squeals with laughter and they make out. Who knew in the first episode that Dani would be the clear front runner? I was too busy figuring out what gender she was.

Crack head Barbie™

Elimination time. Tila's sending home 1 boy and 1 girl tonight. Amanda is called first to tower over little Tila, and we see that LK's already in tears and TV's fretfully fidgeting. Bobby's predictably the first boy, and he grabs his ass and limps back to his seat. Looks like that spill in the champagne glass left him with some bruises. Or Tila introduced him to her private toy collection. Ryan and Dani are called next, leaving Steven, Guido, TV, and LK in the bottom four.

They step forward, and to Steven's horror she keeps Guido. It disturbs me to say this, but Guido's kinda looking good tonight, in a subdued suit and without any goofy headwear. Not like I think he really has a chance with Tila. Or that I would touch him with a ten-foot pole. Just sayin'. She then sends Steven back to promote the local Applebee's in Dothan, Alabama. Steven appears to bite back a few choice words, then maturely hugs everyone goodbye and wishes them good luck. Bye bye, Steven. Next time don't force yourself on the girl and claim you earned it.

No means no, Steven.

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