So it's down to TV and LK. Both girls are crying, and Tila herself is fighting back emotions. Finally, Tila picks LK. As LK starts to move forward, an enraged TV lurches out and grabs a fistful of LK's hair and yanks it as hard as she can. We're not talking about a few strands here, folks -- TV could have broken LK's neck with this move. Luckily she doesn't, and I can enjoy this fight without feeling completely terrible about it. LK thrashes around like a wild animal, jams her hand in TV's face, and they both crash into the cheap plastic key stand, which immediately crumbles. MTV must shop at the same House of Shit Props that the Big Brother producers frequent.
My money's on the transvestite.
LK lands on top of TV and begins punching her, and Dani, Ryan, and some production assistants rush forward to pull them apart while dodging the flailing stilettos that could easily take out an eye or two. I really don't need to see any more loose eyeballs in this episode, so duck, people! Meanwhile, Tila's huddled in the corner crying and Guido walks by, a look of complete disgust on his face. What, do they not have catfights in "Italy"? Amanda is wisely staying far away, and Bobby remains seated in the background, unwilling to take another trip to the ER for Tila. Wimp.
I see London, I see France, I see TV's under - ouch! I'm blind!
The girls get separated, with one PA holding TV against the bar, and LK screaming in Dani's face to let her go beat TV's ass some more. TV begins breaking shit on the bar, wailing that she wants Tila more than anybody. TV and Professor Ashley would be the best couple ever -- she should look him up. LK rushes up to Tila, grabs her face, and appears for a moment that she's going to beat the crap out of her, too. But no. Instead LK hysterically says that she loves Tila, but she can't do this anymore, and she won't take the key. Meanwhile, TV's been shown the door and is screaming downstairs about how Tila shouldn't believe LK's lies, blah blah blah. TV then collapses on the rug crying and we get the dreaded To Be Continued...
You're... smushing... my... head...
So next week we'll find out who leaves, who stays, and who comes back. I'm thinking TV's definitely out, LK will leave voluntarily, but then LK will return once she's calmed down more and gotten the restraining order arranged with the local police. What do you guys think? And do you think anyone other than Dani or Bobby still really has a shot at love?
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Comments (10)
I. Love. This. Show.
1 of 10 | Posted by chickadee2586 | Posted on November 17, 2007 1:33 PM
Haven't seen this episode yet, but feel like I have - what a great recap!
I want Dani to win because I really do like and respect her... but want her to lose for the exact same reason. Tila is okay - sometimes - but Dani definitely deserves better.
Crazy Ashley and crazy TV - now there just has to be a reality spin-off buried under all that BS. Oy!
I share your aversion to food based challenges. I always skipped past the second stage of Fear Factor.
2 of 10 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 17, 2007 6:28 PM
I loved the fight. Tranny is a whacked out bitch. Loved her!
I am a married woman and have NEVER been attracted to other women. I've stared at lots that I would have loved to look like, but never in a sexual "I-can-totally-see-myself-holding-hands-with-her-at-the-mall" type of thing. But man, Dani has something. It's her look. I've never seen a butch lesbian quite like her. I couldn't quite put my finger on it until Tila said androgynous. That's what it is. Still, I can't explain it but she just looks so natural as herself. Not a girl pretending to be a boy. Plus, she's so charming and seems she would be so romantic.
I would never have believed that a woman would ever make me swoon. It may be the only time in my life it will ever happen, but it has!
3 of 10 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on November 17, 2007 7:46 PM
OMG - LoLo - "is Flava Flav an option?" - cracked my shit up!! (oh, I also love the subtle mocking by quotation marks..like Tila goes overseas for "work" or Guido, don't they have catfights in "Italy" awesome!)
My thoughts on this episode,
First: I have a total LOVE/HATE relationship with my DVR. Loves it for obvious reasons - no commercials and I could rewind the cat-fight like 20 times. Hates it because it cut off the show before it was over! Love Hangover? WTF was that?
Second, although I was rooting for the LK - I was kind of pissed that she yelled at my man/woman crush (Danni) - Do not FUCK with Danni!
Third, kind of a stupid question, but was the champagne bath actual champagne? If so - EW and sticky! SO not worth eating that shit!
Anyway - I cannot get enough of this trashy show! Or LoLo's recaps!
Love it :)
4 of 10 | Posted by Carmelicious | Posted on November 19, 2007 8:53 AM
uglycutie - ohmigod....I so couldn't agree more. I've never in my life been attracted to a woman but there is something about Dani....she is adorable.
5 of 10 | Posted by realitee | Posted on November 19, 2007 4:38 PM
Thirding lol the Dani love. I had never been attracted to another woman till Dani lol I'd go lez for her hehe. Team Dani all the way!
6 of 10 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on November 19, 2007 10:23 PM
Watching them do shots of blood was beyond disgusting, it's just downright hazardous to your health. Ever heard of blood transmitted diseases, MtV? There's a lot more than AIDS to be worried about. Amanda must be wicked angry about chugging that vile stuff and still losing the date. Way to comprimise your vegan standards, slag!
Every guy there is a complete tool, so I guess my vote would be for Dani. Nice, and cool in that Shane from "The L Word" kind of way, she seems to be comanding most of Tila's thoughts. Tim will tell. At least crazy TV is gone (Hopefully? She seems to be staging a protest at the bottom of the stairs. Time to call in Jerry Springer's dudes to drag her butt off the property for good.)
7 of 10 | Posted by TheGreatAndPowerfulShaz | Posted on November 20, 2007 8:27 AM
i'm sorry, but am i the only one who noticed the nipple slip in the picture of the blond chick on the first page?
8 of 10 | Posted by josef | Posted on November 20, 2007 10:51 AM
Hey guys! Thanks for the comments as always -- I'm glad you're enjoying the recaps and joining me in the girl-crush on Dani!
Josef -- I'm not sure if Amanda's having a nipple slip there, but I definitely think there's an areola slip...
9 of 10 | Posted by LoLo | Posted on November 20, 2007 12:31 PM
I'm really late on this recap, but just wanted to say I LOVE your recaps LoLo!
Oh and those are some BIG nipples in that pic of Amanda.
10 of 10 | Posted by dmbislove | Posted on November 28, 2007 2:09 PM