Our ladies are also displaying toolish characteristics as they sit around making fun of Aida and her bunk boob job. Aida is reading a book, claiming that she wants to concentrate on bettering herself and her tool and doesn't want to get caught up in the house drama. I'm totally with Aida on this one...really her only crime is dating a real dumb guy and lord knows we've all been there. Some of us multiple times.

It's therapy time, and our guys are sweating, especially Bro-Shaun. He knows "bombs like Hiroshima" are dropped in therapy.

The Therapist explains that this week's topic is humility, and all of our boys look puzzled because they have no idea what the hell is means. Tommy takes a guess that the root of the word is humor.

Therapist explains that their outrageous egos and attitudes have helped turn them into the douches they are today. Let's not forget their hair and personal style, which is also a major contributing factor.

In this week's session, the guys will put on a bulletproof vest and be honest with themselves and their girlfriends. Because they are really all fragile dolls underneath that spikey hair and self-tanner.

Bro-Shawn goes first. He put on the bullet-proof vest and totally looks like a Ninja Turtle in it.

He admits that all of their relationship problems are because of him and also because Aida has friends who date minted dudes who are worth millions. So really, Aida, it's your fault that he had to find a second girlfriend! If only you could lower your standards, you wouldn't get cheated on.

Bro-Shawn starts to cry big, fake crocodile tears, probably thinking of all the tail he'll miss out on if he loses the $100,000. Aida says she has always loved him for who he is, and that she knows he's a good person inside, no matter how stupid he looks on the outside.

The other ladies are so moved by her speech that they offer her an apology. She very graciously accepts, and I wonder for the millionth time why she is with this loser since she so obviously can do better. Aida, hit me up sweetie and I'll give you my brother's phone number. He loves blondes with fake boobies and he has a good job and only like one girlfriend at a time.

Judo Rob is next to don the Ninja Turtle vest. As he addresses his girlfriend Karine, he calls her dude. A LOT. I counted, and it was 5 times in 10 seconds. How about changing it up with a baby or a sweetie? He actually gets a little angry and street during his speech, saying he wants to live with her but she won't live with him.

My boy MEGA is next. It sounds like he got super-dogged by another girl, and his current girlfriend was around to pick up the pieces. He calls her the girl of his dreams and his best friend.

TT is up and homeboy is going to need more then a bullet proof vest when he 'fesses up all the trash that he talked about his woman. And to further cement his tool status, he is wearing the ugliest class ring ever, which I find to be the most offensive thing about him right now.

He talks about how he has to man up and stop being tough guy. Uhhhh, wasn't aware that you started to act like a tough guy, so thanks for the notice.

As he starts to confess about how he said that a blow-up doll would be better in the sack then her, my heart goes out to her. She's genuinely hurt and rightfully so. As more of his verbal diaherra spews forth, it's evident that he's this week Bro-Shawn--everybody is thanking their lucky stars that they didnt fuck up as bad as he did. He just keeps going on and on and it's torture for me, and I'm not even the girl he's talking about.

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