We begin with the boys all congratulating each other about coming so far and finally getting their periods and training bras. Tiny Tool tells us how Matsu is his role model/big brother, causing me to fear for the future and pray that both of them are sterile. Sorry, but its not a good sign when your role model has hair like a hedgehog and wears manties. At least its not Bro-Shawn, lord knows that one tool running around with that hair cut is one too many.

"I know, I found him under a bridge, and he followed me home, so I dressed him like me. Cool, huh?"

Today's Therapy Topic is maturity. Hopefully Tommy doesn't struggle with this word like he did humility.

Before getting to the Academy, the boys were asked to think of a 5 year plan. Their are answers are so stupid that I refuse to write them out, but they are also too good to miss, so may I present you with a photo montage that I like to call "You, Sir, Are a Douche."

Somebody please dechiper for me what Tiny Tool wants...a Lamborghini door with Lambo doors. So he wants a lambo door? Or multiple doors? What exactly does he plan on doing with said doors without, I don't know, the fucking car?!

I will give points to Judo Rob for at least thinking to mention his girls name. Even though his answer doesn't make more sense then Mr. Lambo Doors, at least he talks about his girlfriend and not in the context of a threesome. So, yay Rob!

The girls all laugh at their boyfriends and each other boyfriends, but I'm laughing at the girls because after all, you're the ones sleeping with these losers. Anyhoo, this week's assignment is to create a NEW five-year plan, this time taking in account their needs as well as their girlfriends. And yes, its as boring as it sounds.

Now that the boys have learned the definition of maturity, they now have to prove it by....competing in an obstacle course where they have to spear a fake mastodon, gather water with a banana leaf, and build a hut with rocks. Damn, there must be some good weed in the VH1 writers room because how this connects with maturity is beyond me. They should've given them fake babies to take care, but that would've actually related to the challenge and made some sense. But, I digress.

So the race starts and Bro-Shawn has some trouble knocking down his fake mastodon. If it was real, it probably would've just had to look at Bro-Shawn's stupid hair then fall over from shock that somebody would willingly do that to themselves. But, it's fake, so he continues to hurl his spears at it until he finally knocks it over.

Tiny Tool and Ashley quickly run into trouble, with Ashely saying she can't go any further. I will spare you the put-on-a-twinkie-on-a-stick-and-dangle-it-in-front-of-her-face jokes because she admits that she's out of shape. And since my only form of exercise comes from Nintendo Wii, I'll hold my tongue. Tiny Tool forgets about the challenge to tend to her. I might find it sweet if he weren't so weaselly looking.

It's a pretty dead heat between Matsu and MEGA, with MEGA winning by a fraction. MEGA and Margot get to go on a date which the house mates don't approve of because they think they are BFFs who are here for the money, not in a relationship.

MEGA and Margot go on their date. He tries to be serious and talk about their future, but Margot reacts by just laughing in his face.

After MEGA'S stand-up routine, everybody gets together for a barbecue and drinks. Because nothing dramatic ever happens when alcohol is involved! The group starts impersonating other people, which is the fastest way to a good ol' fistfight.

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