Top Chef

May 8, 2008

Top Chef: Next Time, Just Elope

This week on Top Chef, the chefs compete in two all-time favorite challenges while both old (Twitch v. Richard, Fleasa v. soap) and new (Dale v. Evangelass) rivalries emerge.

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"I only married you for your money!"
"I know. And once those start to sag, I'm trading you in for a younger model."

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May 2, 2008

Top Chef: What the Hell Just Happened?!

This week on Top Chef, I'm forced to reconsider all my previous assumptions as Nikki almost wins and Yoda almost goes home. Oy.

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Due to popular demand, I hereby dub thee FLEASA

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April 28, 2008

Top Chef: A Not-So Sensual Seduction

This week on Top Chef, everyone's got their mind in the gutter.

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So that bubble bath thing... could I get in on that, dude?

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April 20, 2008

Top Chef: Break Out the Booze

This week on Top Chef, the drama takes a backseat to beer, Bears, and bubble baths.

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A disturbing look at Twitch's childhood.

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April 14, 2008

Top Chef: The Soup Nazi

This week on Top Chef, all hell breaks loose.

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With Special Guest Stars Ming Tsai and Dale's Crotch

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May 8, 2008:Top Chef: Next Time, Just Elope
May 2, 2008:Top Chef: What the Hell Just Happened?!
April 28, 2008:Top Chef: A Not-So Sensual Seduction
April 20, 2008:Top Chef: Break Out the Booze
April 14, 2008:Top Chef: The Soup Nazi
April 5, 2008:Top Chef: Box Office Flop
March 29, 2008:Top Chef: There Goes the Neighborhood
March 21, 2008:Top Chef: Sideburns Enthusiasts Unite!
March 14, 2008:Top Chef: All Work and No Play Gets Your Ass Sent Home
October 14, 2007:Top Chef: Watch What Doesn't Happen AGAIN
October 7, 2007:Top Chef: Dammit! I Wish My French Grandmother Escaped From Vietnam!
October 1, 2007:Top Chef: The Best Chef Ever Invented
September 23, 2007:Top Chef: The Luckiest Hawk
September 16, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Plane Bourdain
September 9, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Cave Man Overboard
August 26, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Rewind It and Cry All Over Again
August 18, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Bundas on the Line
August 12, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Stone Cold Degradation
August 5, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Plugging Rocco
July 28, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Watch What Doesn't Happen
July 22, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Que Emocion!
July 15, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Bad Things Come in Threes
July 2, 2007:Top Chef's Padma no longer cooking Salman
:Recap: Top Chef: FREEDOM!
June 24, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Burnt (Out) Weenies and Muffled Birdsongs
June 17, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Papa, Can You Hear Me?
June 10, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Return to the Planet of the Apes
May 9, 2007:Top Chef 3 to kick off with cook-off
April 12, 2007:Bravo works that formula
February 4, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: And Gosh Darn It, People Like Me!
February 3, 2007:Pick on Padma? Beware the Rushdie Fatwa!
January 30, 2007:Top Chef party spoiled!
January 28, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Ya Gotta Get a Gimmick
January 21, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: True Colors Shiner Through
:Judge gives clues to Top Chef finale
January 14, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: MC Monkey Shines
January 7, 2007:Recap: Top Chef: Too Many Cooks...
January 2, 2007:Bravo orders a third helping of 'Top Chef'
December 17, 2006:Recap: Top Chef: The Mia Monologues: Christmas Edition
December 10, 2006:Recap: Top Chef: Raw Arrogance Cooked the Goose
December 7, 2006:Gail Simmons: Not As Spontaneously Prickly As Previously Believed
November 26, 2006:Recap: Top Chef: Cutting Edgy
November 20, 2006:Recap: Top Chef: Left Over Awful
November 15, 2006:Recap: Top Chef: Finalist Submission II
:Recap: Top Chef: Finalist Submission I
October 20, 2006:One Word: PADMA
May 3, 2006:From the Casting Couch: Top Chef II