Top Chef Masters: Return Of The Amused Douche
Welcome to Round Two, my little culinary cohorts! At the risk of revealing something personal, I'm going to go out on a limb and admit that I'm not a fan of leftovers... something that my BF is constantly reminding me of in his patented Long-Suffering-Voice™. In fact, for the first 5 years we were together I was convinced that I had suddenly gained a magical refrigerator in which dreaded leftovers could be placed in tiny clear containers that would eventually just disappear and I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore. It made ice, too, so I was in heaven. Eventually my BF clued me in that he was, in fact, the "Icky Leftover Fairy" and was about to go on strike unless I started helping him eat some of them. He insisted that sometimes food even takes on different and uniquely better flavors a day or two after it's cooked. Pleasantly, I discovered he was right in some cases... however, in others I learned...
...nope, it still tastes like two scoops of douchey with a generous dollop of wackjob...
And on tonight's episode of the uniquely fabulous Top Chef Masters, we are treated to the return of The Poopy-Cheeto-Erection Challenge (I feel so psychic!) and three of the "stars" of Top Chef Season Two... none other than Moonfaced Moron Michael, Batshit Betty and the "winner" Illyawn (who still doesn't have a decent personality and is still a giant fucknut boogerface). Get ready to watch these three exact some sort of ill-conceived revenge fantasies after the jump.
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