Back in the kitchen holding area, Fleasa's bitching about the sabotage again and the other chefs point out to Twitch that he fucked up and didn't use a whole grain -- while Fleasa tries to hold in a smirk, realizing his mistake may save her from elimination. Scar walks in and calls out Dale and Yoda to come with her. Once before the Judges' Table, Scar announces they are the top two chefs for this round. The judges love the way Dale went with bison since it's healthier than beef but yet has that same familiar texture for the cops to identify with. With Yoda, it all comes back to the s-word yet again -- seasoning -- as they felt her soup was one of the best-seasoned dishes of the bunch. We're racing through this because next thing you know, Sam announces that Dale is the winner, and will receive tickets to go to a winery in Napa Valley. I think he should take Fleasa with him. Or a chainsaw. They'd both do the same thing to his nuts.
Scar has them send back in the bottom three -- the Douche Twins and Fleasa. Well, this should be good. This has got to be the most charming, well-mannered, and respectful bunch ever assembled. That is, besides Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.
Starting with Twitch, Scar asks him if he really thought sushi was filling or substantial enough. He launches into a condescension-laced speech about nutrition, including the fact we're supposed to eat multiple small meals throughout the day, rather than three large, heavy meals. That is true, but Daddy Tom correctly points out that hungry cops are not going to be pulling over for more sushi when they're hungry a few hours later -- they'll be at the nearest drive through or 7-11. Ted Allen rips into Twitch next, arguing that cops don't like sushi, so why didn't Twitch make something closer to what they do like -- greasy burgers -- with a healthy twist? Twitch somewhat arrogantly explains he wanted to broaden the cops' horizons, but concedes that maybe he went too far with the sushi. Finally, Daddy Tom puts the beat down on him by asking "How about serving something that's good?" LOL.
"Healthy, gourmet AND taste good?! You guys really need to pare down your expectations."
Turning next to Evangelass, their main problem is the way he failed to use the lettuce, tomato and bread in any meaningful way -- except to screw over his competition. He claims he wasn't trying to sabotage anyone, as Fleasa shoots him dirty looks and the judges look on in varying degrees of disbelief. Daddy Tom then complains about the flavor combinations, and Evangelass gives him total attitude, saying "Salty and sweet... I mean, what don't you understand about salty and sweet?" Fleasa hilariously raises her eyebrows at him, as if she can't believe he'd dare be this rude to the judges. This coming from the chick who practically spits in their faces week after week. Somewhat insulted, Daddy Tom argues back that the olives in the chicken salad were questionable, and Evangelass is all like, "well that's your opinion, whatever." Such a little bitch. And a stupid one. DT points out that it's his opinion that matters here, which effectively shuts Evangelass up. I love how DT keeps getting in the last word.
Finally, Scar asks Fleasa why she thinks she's here. Despite being so surprised over Evangelass's bad attitude, Fleasa trots out another charming answer by saying "I mean, you guys decided to have me here. You tell me." It's not like she doesn't know her rice was a mess, so this is just her being a sucky person yet again. Daddy Tom points out the beans, shrimp, and rice were all undercooked, and Fleasa jumps in to claim sabotage with the rice (conveniently ignoring DT's other allegations). Surprised, the judges ask for clarification but ultimately conclude that even if the rice was sabotaged its irrelevant because the shrimp were so raw.
"Fuck, that sabotage card was all I had..."
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