Team Buddha drags their sorry asses in, with Fleasa immediately assuming her standard Judges' Table stance. Fleasa, I seriously hope you read some of these blogs/recaps out there and learn a little something about body language at least. Bourdain starts with asking about the purple decor of the FOH, asking Evangelass who picked out the tablecloths and napkins. He quickly claims it was a group decision as Fleasa looks on in shocked surprise and Dale laughs bitterly. Evangelass is such a childish, shady SOB. It's surprising I hate him, because that description makes him sound like my kind of guy. However it doesn't seem that Bourdain necessarily hated their decor -- he mostly felt it was misrepresentative of the food that came out of that kitchen. Which brings him to the butterscotch scallops. Dale mans up and immediately takes responsibility, admitting that he thought they were a little sweet. Bourdain tells him that butterscotch and scallops have no business being together, and Jose agrees, saying the entire dish was a mess.
"A little sweet? There was so much sugar in that, my poop's going to come out crystallized."
The judges them switch their attention to the beginning of the meal and Fleasa's shrimp laksa. Everyone begins complaining about the overwhelming smokey scent/taste, as Dale literally points at Fleasa (dude, so unnecessary) and she admits it was her dish. Ted wants to know where Dale was when Fleasa was scenting the laksa with Parfume de Great Chicago Fire, and Dale explains he doesn't even know what laksa tastes like, so he left that up to his teammates -- an answer that Bourdain does not like at all since Dale was the executive chef. Jose then calls the shortribs the highlight of the menu, which leads to a mini-squabble as Fleasa points to Evangelass as being responsible while Dale vocally takes credit. It finally gets sorted out to it was Evangelass's recipe and vision, and Dale executed it. Then Evangelass put it on the plate, then Dale wiped the plate, then Evangelass handed it to the waiter, and then Dale threw on some parsley garnish. Got that?
Next, Scar wants to talk about the not-sticky not-rice dessert. Fleasa claims Dale picked out the rice at Whole Foods, which prompts Dale to freak out and argue that it's 100% not true. I went back and checked, and sure enough you can see Dale suggesting they use a particular kind of rice for that dish. Tsk tsk. Although I don't think he should be held responsible for that dish just because he suggested a rice while everyone else stood there, staring blankly. Sick of babysitting, Bourdain tells them both to STFU while Jose's combover states the obvious by observing there's a lack of teamwork here. Oh those Europeans, they're so quick on the uptake. This comment prompts another round of arguing, of course. Dale bitches to the judges about Fleasa's lousy attitude, and tells them that their team was only as strong as its weakest link. Fleasa retaliates with another cliche by saying their team was only as strong as its leader. Evangelass, never one to be left out, shouts "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!" which makes sense to no one. Scratching their heads in confusion, Scar shoos them out for judge deliberations.
"And a stitch in time saves nine. What the fuck is your point?"
Once alone, the judges note the smart way Evangelass played this round, by keeping his ass out of the fire and subtly shifting all the blame onto his teammates. I'm a little surprised he doesn't catch any heat though for having almost nothing to do with the food. Yoda, for instance, managed to turn out two great dishes despite running the FOH as well as he did (if not better). Turning to Dale, they think the scallop dish was bad enough to merit a booting right there, but then counter it with pointing out that Fleasa messed up both the laksa and the sticky rice -- two dishes she has experience with. Bourdain notes Fleasa's horrible body language, and thinks that shows she absolutely refuses to accept criticism from the judges. Which is definitely true. It also shows she's a fucking bitch. I really hope she's finally going this week -- with Dale's successful track record she should be despite his big mistakes and being the executive chef.
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Comments (20)
I honestly think they should have a rule that says a chef cannot repeat a dish that they've already used in the competition. It's such a cop out to use the same dishes more then once.
As much as I don't like Dale, I do belive Fleasa should have gone home. She had two dishes that sucked even though she claimed to have done them before.
I'm pulling for Yoda to win with Richard in second. I wonder if his wife lets him get away with his hair looking like that at home?
1 of 20 | Posted by happymomma | Posted on May 23, 2008 7:08 PM
Oh, and I think they need to bring Bourdain back for more episodes. As much as I like Ted Allen, I like Bourdains acerbic wit a lot more. And Lolo I agree with you, there is something weirdly sexy about him.
2 of 20 | Posted by happymomma | Posted on May 23, 2008 7:11 PM
If they can boot Tre as executive chef for being a far superior chef to anyone else, including this season (though Richard is probably on an equal level), then yes, they can boot Dale.
After all Brian didn't cook anything last year and he didn't go home either. So I give Evangelass a pass.
Final four: Richard, Stephanie, Antonia, Evangelass. (Though it should be Twitch.)
3 of 20 | Posted by hutchlover | Posted on May 23, 2008 8:44 PM
my jaw dropped too. the greasy one screwed up 2 dishes, and he screwed up one. had one good dish to boot and a passable dessert. uhm... wtf!?!?! Dale should've been on the final four! blah. If greasy is on the final four, then Top Chef is just letting her stay for drama. such bs!
4 of 20 | Posted by chibby | Posted on May 23, 2008 9:58 PM
Even my 8 year old son thinks Fleasa is greasy and disgusting in the kitchen. And that's saying a lot.
5 of 20 | Posted by lonebutterfly | Posted on May 24, 2008 12:24 PM
Even my 8 year old son thinks Fleasa is greasy and disgusting in the kitchen. And that's saying a lot.
6 of 20 | Posted by lonebutterfly | Posted on May 24, 2008 12:25 PM
oh mister bourdain, bring. it. on. in my mind daddy tom is a sensitive lover, with a lot of eye-gazing, hair petting, and little tiny kisses while bourdain is more of a wild beast -- unbridled passion, bruises and hair pulling. just nix the beating cobra hearts and i'm so there.
i digress...as usual. i was definitely shocked that dale was kicked off this round. he was indeed a great chef, and though the asian theme was overplayed, he was good at it...which is something the fleabag can't claim. i even think his brand of drama was more entertaining than hers. she has one look, one stance, one attitude. he can at least be clever and wears the fuck out of a comfy sweater.
(casual observation: when your hair is 2" long and you put a headband back past your hairline, you're not holding back hair nor stopping sweat, you just want to shine like a friggin dandy on christmas morning).
L2 i think you're absolutely right that no team has ever fared so well in restaurant wars. they usually get their asses handed to them on overpriced pier one plates, but gastro really was impressive all-around. personally i think dick blaze has had it in the bag since the first damn episode, but i would LOVE for one of the ladies to bring it home.
7 of 20 | Posted by k37744 | Posted on May 24, 2008 1:20 PM
um yeah. completely blew my mind.
completely agreed, hutchlover. this is exactly the same as booting tre last season. and i have to say, as much i as understand that the nature of the competition is to judge solely on the task at hand, i really wish they would take a look at track record/potential as well. fleasa, along with being generally nasty as a person and disgusting to watch on tv, is consistently in the bottom three and basically has done nothing all season to impress anybody. meanwhile dale, while being a bit of "a little bitch, bro," and admittedly limited to mainly asian fare, had been consistently impressive for the most part. not only that, this is the second week running that fleasa has displayed her ugly personality in an attempt to undermine her competitors (and team members!!!). all in all, a horrible decision.
k37744--oh god, love it, love it, love it. perfect description of DT and bourdain. now if only they would show up in the same room, at the same time, naked. just a thought. i'll see what i can do.
lolo--great recap as always. my jaw dropped too. but at least we were shown what it would look like if a restaurant wars team actually succeeded!!
8 of 20 | Posted by mrsdaddytom | Posted on May 24, 2008 7:34 PM
p.s. scalegate. "we need you to make pasta" nikki should just kill herself. a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. LMAO lolo you are fabulous.
9 of 20 | Posted by mrsdaddytom | Posted on May 24, 2008 8:24 PM
Three ongoing things that annoy me to the degree that I yell at my tv until the dogs bark, my child wakes up, and my wife glares at me like I've lost my mind:
1. I'm glad you pointed this out... Fleasa's stance before the judges reminds me of a fourth grade bully trying to look intimidating at the playground. It's just laughable that she's not aware of what an asshole she comes across as.
2. Scar's affected speech and behavior drives me fucking nuts.
3. As you also pointed out... Evangelass's shadiness. This guy brings the role of reality tv scumbag to an entirely new level. He puts himself in a position so that he can't be blamed for any of the food, yet is right there to take credit for the shortribs when they're received well by the judges... so typical of this prick. Fuck his retarded hats, his smarmy smile, his lame humor, and his shitty hack cooking. Once again he manipulates his way through another week.
One final comment.. I loved your recap.. always makes me laugh. I think you may be wrong though to give credit to Nikki for the pasta over Yoda. I'm guessing that all Nikki did was continue to make what Yoda had already created and started, therefore she deserves most of the credit. I find it very hard to believe that the pasta would have been even the slightest bit enjoyable to the judges if Nikki had anything to do with the way it was made.
10 of 20 | Posted by vango | Posted on May 25, 2008 11:54 PM
Just wanted to add (I didn't read the entire blog before commenting)... Unfortunately for Dale, and I believe he's definitely worthy of being in the top four, the assigned EC is going to be held accountable for his own dishes and much of what his idiot underlings prepare. He should know this going in, and accepting that position is always a ballsy move that can make or break the chef. It's unfortunate it worked out the way it did, but he paid the price for having a terrible team. When he knew his team consisted of those two shitheels he definitely should have tried to pass EC off on one of them. Evangelass would have known better, but Fleasa would have jumped at the chance and would have been the one to go.
11 of 20 | Posted by vango | Posted on May 26, 2008 12:20 AM
That Anthony Bourdain is one hot piece of ass. I was deeply saddened that his presence on my favorite show was overshadowed by the departure of one of my favorite contestants. sigh. I can't fault him too much, though. He'll always be my much, much, much older man.
12 of 20 | Posted by watermelon | Posted on May 26, 2008 11:10 AM
I am coming in a little late with my comments but I agree with vango completely. Every EC of the losing restaurant team goes home. Just ask Tre. Dale should have known this. He knew they were weak (as did Evangelass) and when Fleasa said she wanted to be EC he should have let her. She would have botched it up and be sent home. I blame Dale mostly for this. His ego got in the way of simple strategery.
And I am so freakin done with Evangelass. He has got to go.
13 of 20 | Posted by el_suavo | Posted on May 26, 2008 4:49 PM
Hey all, I'm the newbie so I'll go right into it. The only reason they kept that greasy 8th grade sheboy from 1993 (believe me there's a Kurt Cobain t-shirt under that chef shirt) is because producers, the judges, and the Bravo wizards are all rooting for a vagina to win. And the chances of Fleasa having a hole over a pole rather than Dale are just a teaspoon, more a like a pinch more likely. The winner will most likely be female meaning Yoda or Antoni-ima-singlemom. I want to Yoda buck up tho. The looks of "where the fuck am I and what the fuck am i doing" are like on a average of 12 to a show. YODA! YOU SIGNED UP FOR A REALITY SHOW WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!? NOW WIN THIS THING. On another note don't ever make me choose btwn Anthony and Big Daddy Tom. We're all adults, they both can have me. Its called sharing. With our busy travel schedules etc, it all should work out fine.
14 of 20 | Posted by ttsnibbly | Posted on May 26, 2008 6:49 PM
Vango pretty much said all I was thinking. But I need to reiterate that I hate, hate, HATE Greasa (sorry, it works better for me than Fleasa, though I'm sure she has those too). She is disgusting, smarmy, false, rude, unable to take criticism, dirty, and oh yeah, disgusting. Take a bath beotch -- your grease is going to cause a flare up.
There. I feel better now.
15 of 20 | Posted by zbird | Posted on May 26, 2008 7:07 PM
Yes vango, they did show Yoda kneading out the doe for the pasta. All Niki had to do was maybe roll it out and then boil it. Even my brother can boil pasta.
I really wished DT was there; he would have put EvaLass on blast and I think he would have asked Dale if he tasted Fleasa's laksa. Then Dale could have said he tasted it and told her it did not taste good.
As for EvaLass didn't they send someone home from Rest-wars before for playing for not doing anything?
16 of 20 | Posted by DreamKeeper | Posted on May 27, 2008 12:17 PM
Hey all, I'm agreein' w everything, cept, I'll stick with DT and small kisses--I can bring the wild passion, and there's more AB to pass around among you all!!! (esp you k37744--Love it when you go off topic!)
This epi was spoiled for me, as I was talking to some co's about top 4, and I said Dale, and they looked at me like I was from Planet Loser, instead of simply just a Tivo watcher who had better things to do at midnight than stay up too late getting angry over this one!!!! IT CAN'T BE ASS IN FINAL 4---NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (but alas, I guess it can be--can't believe those 2 are still blighting my TV screen!!!! HATE
Thanks for the recap, and I'm w/u on the Butterscotch . . . not even good sounding in title, nevermind, ew, taste! I also felt sorry for Twitch--how could he not pick him! more HATE!!!
But LOVE to you all!
17 of 20 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on May 27, 2008 3:36 PM
okay i think it's time for DT to idly stumble across this site and do 2 things:
a) call a do-over for last week's show, as they completely fucked it up without him there
b) shout out to all the lovely ladies who are seriously enamored of him. and maybe meet us all for coffee. and stuff.
18 of 20 | Posted by mrsdaddytom | Posted on May 28, 2008 7:14 AM
Yeah fleasa so deserved to be booted. BUT. With Dale, I think you live by the sword you die by the sword. Complain complain complain. Don't take a leadership position if you don't have the will, in whatever form it takes, to direct your team. Fleasa the sleaza played Dale perfectly. The harping older sister-wife-mom. Anytime he raised the slightest bit of disagreement, she went into the standard "Calm down!" which is completely dismissive. Get in her face, man! He should have seen it coming and let her take the lead.
19 of 20 | Posted by dredge | Posted on May 28, 2008 9:41 AM
Yeah fleasa so deserved to be booted. BUT. With Dale, I think you live by the sword you die by the sword. Complain complain complain. Don't take a leadership position if you don't have the will, in whatever form it takes, to direct your team. Fleasa the sleaza played Dale perfectly. The harping older sister-wife-mom. Anytime he raised the slightest bit of disagreement, she went into the standard "Calm down!" which is completely dismissive. Get in her face, man! He should have seen it coming and let her take the lead.
20 of 20 | Posted by dredge | Posted on May 28, 2008 9:51 AM