Holy crap! Where'd you find that picture of those fat babies?

Love your recaps, and always look forward to them. I haven't watched this show before, but I'm going to start.

I seriously hate the "See ya later decorator" line. It sucks balls.

Why do some losers do that "I am really a winner" bullshit. No - you are NOT. Thanks for playing now go home.

And what was with Kelly's channeling an 80's Madonna in that fugly outfit. That was way bad.

I too will miss the drama that was Anna. RIP.

hb

Awesome, awesome, awesome. THis show is bad. But I watch (mostly to hear your comments on it later). PREACH IT FLIP.

I will share in the silent "holla" to Anna Nicole.

I missed the episode, so I really appreciated the pics of the final projects. Thanks Flipit

Awesome recap!

I loved how they kept referring to Target as "a department store", and made it a point not to name it. Please, I recognize any Target layout at 60 paces.

Your best recap yet Flipit - you've really hit your stride. I look forward to these - thanks for the laughs!

Seriously, just say Target. Target is awesome!

Yay Monday!

Thanks guys! Glad to know I'm not the only one watching this show!

If you don't have enough gayness and or cheesiness in your life, get a gay cheesy RINGTONE of Johnathan's "See you later, decorator!" line.

That's for you, HB!

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This show is only worth watching because of your recaps...... Somehow I am not gettng into this as I do TC or PR... maybe because it is new.... but I will keep trying.

Thanks Flipit, You make me wait for the recaps and it is always worth it.... By the Way does anyone else get Top Design at 11 PM at night..?? here in Arizona we actually have to watch until midnight to see the new show on Wednesday.... maybe this is why I am questioning it's worth.

flipit - great recap for a so-so show!

Thanks for the Target reca product placement. I was expecting to go to the Target website and instead I get Isaac. Wahoo!

I dont know anyone's names yet, but I wanted to slap the judge/madonna wannabe when she told the winner "i've been to theme parks...and be careful not to go overboard." First of all, the theme parks part of that statement was completely irrelevant. That would be like if I had said to Gay Dad "I've been to Hollywood, so be careful not to go overboard." Secondly, that room was fucking awesome! I mean, I'm not saying I want to live in that room now, but maybe 15 years ago at the age of 7 I would have been excited about it since I love love love love pirates. That would be a dream room for any kid who loves pirates...
I also thought they were a little harsh on Hawaiian Blazer...I mean it obviously wasn't the best room, but it wasn't terrible, considering the kid did say her cat was her best friend...

Great recap Flipit! I was so upset by that judge's fingerless gloves that I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the show. Thanks for filling me in.

thanks for the amazing recap, i.ve been a lurker reading all your recaps from the glorious past...oh top chef, but this really is your best work yet!

please keep up the good work, its the only thing that keeps me sane in the midst of college madness.

GIFFORDSAZ, we folks here in Arizona get the show at 11 because we don't participate in daylight savings time. That's why when the show is scheduled for 10, it's not on until 11, but come April, things will be back to normal. I never understood it myself, luckily my DVR does all the thinking for me and knew when the rest of the country changed their clocks, it had to adjust it's cable schedule. But yeah, it sucks, hate that stupid change. But I'd rather get tv shows an hour later for a few months than screw up my whole schedule by forgetting to change my clocks. I guess it evens out. We get unbearable heat, but we also get ummm, no clock confusion?

Anycrap. I love Top Design. I love it because it's so bad. I really have no favorites. I don't care who wins. It's the giddy fun of watching it all come crashing down. I really can't say much more, I completely agree with just about everything Flipit says. From Gay Dad to fingerless gloves, I'm with you, Flipit. I must ask though, where did you get the Wiggum comparison from? I assume it's because Michael is so clueless, but he's nowhere near as lovable as Ralph Wiggum.

PS - I would love a room designed around a cat. But my cat's an asshole, so he doesn't deserve a room.

First of all, I think brendaham is my favorite name ever.

Second, I call Michael Ralph Wiggum because of his big Matt Groening eyes and the shape of his mouth. He doesn't look like Ralph in the cartoon, but rather Ralph much later in life, after all the childhood torture turned him into a bug eyed gay weirdo. Stretch? Maybe, but trust me, after thinkin' about him like that, you will see it!

And third, lurkers, speak your mind! Holla, sheloveslennon!

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Oh man, that totally makes sense now that you said the eyes thing. If I picture Michael with a hat that has a springy hot dog on top, it's even more clear.

Thanks for the name props, yo. I thought it sounded better than gaybraham, because while it's just as clever, I am not gay nor a dude named Abraham. People just wouldn't appreciate a good name for a good name's sake. Too literal, yanno?

I also think I have a favorite now, and his name is Goil.

Flipit dear, has the lack of water in the apartment stalled your Sunday submission of Top Design? Did you end up at the YMCA per my suggestion? I have noticed maybe one post from you this whole weekend over at the forums.... I miss you.... I miss your recaps.... have you forsaken us my beloved?