Hey Gasmi, well this is it, the season finale of True Blood. We're coming down to the wire and we could spend a lot of time going over whether Maryann can be stopped from doing, well what ever the hell she's doing, whether Jason and Andy are America's new cutest couple, whether Jess and Hoyt can get past her trying to eat his momma, and whether Hoyt is maybe thinking of giving Jess another chance to do the chug a lug on said momma. Oh and whether it's appropriate for a post-post-post-post-post menopausal woman to wear white to her wedding to a big pile meat. So come guys. We've come this far let's make the jump and get to the good stuff.

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Well we are coming down to the wire on this season of True Blood and the last episode did not disappoint in moving the story forward. So make the jump and let's talk about the things that need to be talked about. Like vampire pool parties, is eating an egg you laid yourself while you were turned into a chicken, natural or just plain weird? How Eric can almost pull off wearing a blue housedress, and big ass eggs.

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They say you can never go home again. We'll if there is a restraining order in place or your sense of direction sucks monkey balls this might be true, but it's not on True Blood so Sookie, Bill, and Jason are coming home, Yay! Look I could tell you about the poopeyes running wild, the improper use of condiments in freaky freaky bar orgies, and when it might be okay to chow down on your boyfriend's pain in the butt momma like she was a bucket of extra crispy KFC, and all the other stuff that happened this week, but do you really want to read a five foot paragraph? I didn't think so, so make the jump, and we'll see you on the other side.

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Wow, what a week on True Blood. The episode starts with a bomb going off. Jess thinks about eating Hoyt's mom. Eric cries like a little girl, Godric bursts into CGI flames, and Lafayette opens up the whoop ass can. So make the jump and let's get to the good stuff.

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Hi Gasmi, well another week, another great episode of True Blood, but I can't help noticing something has been missing from this show, the very special episodes. Sure we get to see people get cable neeked and vampires chomping on people, but where is the very special episode where the kids learn a valuable lesson about life? The one drawback of this show is it doesn't talk about not judging other kids by their looks, or take a look at how teen suicide affects Michael J. Fox, or that Mr. Carlson from WKRP wants to get into Gary Coleman's pants.

Well I'm not going to take this laying down. It's like I always say, if God gives you lemons, you're doomed to choke down some incredibly bitter liquid the next time you're thirsty, but that doesn't mean you can't work a feeble comparison to 90's teen sitcoms into your recap. So let's see the kids from Bon Temps learn getting shot in the gonads with a paintball gun really, really hurts, that when a young vampire girl meets the right boy she can become a woman, at least until her hymen grows back and then she'll feel like a disgusting freak, and that vampires and humans really can get along, as long as they aren't blowing each other up. See you after the jump

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When people cry it means they care, or they are chopping onions, or got kicked in the nuts, but usually it means they care. It works the same way for vampires only they cry blood and this week on True Blood there was so much vampire caring going on that it was like being around an outbreak of the Ebola Virus. Oh and Andy became the smartest guy in Bon Temps, Hoyt and Jess got de-virginified, and everyone's favorite short order cook got his pizzazz back. So make the jump and see what happened this week.

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Whoa Nelly, is there a better show on TV right now then True Blood? Errrr, I mean is there a better show about vampires, crappy mind reading skills, and what to do when a vampire girlfriend you haven't seen in 70 years sneaks in your hotel room and pins you to the bed and makes out with you so you can't go rescue your Chatty Cathy human girlfriend from a bunch of vaguely homicidal born again wingnuts? My point exactly, so make the jump and see what those kooky kids from Bon Temps have gotten up to this week

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Hey Gasmi, well Sunday has come and gone, so it's time to talk about the bestest show about vampires, mind reading in the hospitality industry, climbing chain link fences for God, and at work romances for shapeshifters in the 9:00 Sunday time slot . Oh and not only that, but this week's episode shattered the record for most hand jobs on TV in an hour that had been held by Meet The Press for close to 30 years. Yep, it's time for True Blood, so make the jump and see what happened this week.

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Hey Gasmi, I don't know about you guys, but not getting an episode of True Blood last week was the one bummer in my weekend. The good news is we got a great one this week. We found out all sorts of interesting stuff, like God has big plans for Jason that involve paintball, and Sookie has serious re-gifting issues that need to be addressed. So make the jump and see what's cooking this week in Bon Temps.

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Hey Gasmi, how's it going? How was your week? Do anything exciting, like get attacked by a minotaur, held hostage by vampires, agree to go to Dallas to get vampires to release your friend, go to bible camp where you dreamed about vampires, hung out at a wild Bacchanalian orgy, or maybe just went on a date with an under aged vampire who can't control her fangs? No? Well your life obviously isn't going to hold my attention for 60 minutes, now is it? (Don't feel bad, the only times my own life holds my attention for that period of time; it usually involves me interacting with shiny objects or string) Well, lucky for me the good people at HBO just put out a new episode of True Blood, so let's make the jump and talk about people much more interesting then you and I

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