Most Memorable Moment, Scripted:
Edgar dies, 24
Vito caught in a gay bar, The Sopranos
Marissa Cooper dies, The OC
Denny dies, Grey’s Anatomy
Veronica’s rapist revealed, Veronica Mars

Most Memorable Moment, Unscripted:
Chris Daughtry eliminated, American Idol
Randal denies Rebecca in finale, Apprentice 4
Santino does his Tim Gunn impersonation, Project Runway 2
Paula gets drunk, hyperventilates, and yells “KISS MY ASS!”, The Real World: Key West
Lisa pees in a diaper, America’s Next Top Model

Most Shocking Moment:
A guy’s eyeball pops out and then his testicle explodes, House
Various toes, eyeballs, penises, and hands chopped, cut, or gouged out, Prison Break
Michael kills Ana Lucia and Libby, Lost
Lara Flynn Boyle gets blown off a roof, Las Vegas
Trump fires four people at once, The Apprentice 4

Best Apprentice Moment of Humiliation:
The guys sing “The Rubble Man,” Apprentice 4
The girls perform a Lambourghini ad, introducing us to “PASSION!”, Apprentice 4
Candidates sing with Burt Bacharach, Apprentice 5
Candidates sing an Arby’s tune, Apprentice 5
Jennifer repeatedly calls Zathura, “Zenthura” to Jon Favreau, Apprentice 4

Best New Series, Scripted:
Everybody Hates Chris
Prison Break
Psych
My Name Is Earl
Dog Bites Man

Best New Series, Unscripted:
The Hills
Top Chef
Dane Cook’s Tourgasm
8th and Ocean
Flavor of Love

Best Rivalry:
Sabrina vs. Kelly, 8th and Ocean
New York vs. Pumkin, Flavor of Love
Dave vs. Tiffany, Top Chef
Weavers vs. Linzes, Amazing Race: Family Edition
Jo vs. chocolate syrup, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Gauntlet II

Best Fight:
Pumkin spits on New York, Flavor of Love
Shane promises to kill Courtney, Survivor: Exile Island
Joe Rogan takes down Jonathan Baker, Fear Factor
Bre's granola bar witch hunt, America’s Next Top Model 5
A cowgirl mom, a party mom, and their husbands engage in table-tossin’ fisticuffs, Wifeswap

Best '80s Resurrection:
Steve Guttenberg, Veronica Mars
Howie Mandel, Deal or No Deal
The Hoff, America’s Got Talent
Alan Thicke, Celebrity Cooking Showdown
Jeff Conaway, Celebrity Fit Club 3

Most Annoying Male
Lee, Apprentice 5
Howie Mandel, Deal or No Deal
Taylor Hicks, American Idol
Sheriff Don Lamb, Veronica Mars
Kevin Volchok, The OC

Most Annoying Female:
Star Jones, The View
Paris Bennet, American Idol
Kina, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet II
Jessica, Laguna Beach 2
Monica, Amazing Race 9

Biggest Idiot, Male:
Ashley Parker Angel, There & Back
Jason, Laguna Beach / The Hills
Jonathan Antin, Blow Out
Vinci, 8th and Ocean
Kevin Federline, Teen Choice Awards

Biggest Idiot, Female:
Courtney, Survivor: Exile Island
Heidi Montag, The Hills
Kelly Pickler, American Idol
Paris Hilton, The Simple Life
Jade, America’s Next Top Model 6

Most Punchable:
Ace Young, American Idol
Carlos Mencia, Mind of Mencia
Lukas Rossi, Rock Star: Supernova
Wes, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Fresh Meat
Ty Pennington, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

Biggest Disappointment:
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
Amazing Race: Family Edition
Skating with Celebrities
Treasure Hunters
The Sopranos

Most Overhyped:
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
America’s Got Talent
Keith’s Pattern Book Dismissal, Project Runway 3
Second season of Lost
American Inventor

Worst Show of the Year
Unan1mous
Celebrity Cooking Showdown
Emily’s Reason’s Why Not
Three Wishes
Master of Champions

Biggest Bitch:
Tiffany, Top Chef
Tyler, Real World: Key West
New York, Flavor of Love
Beth, Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Gauntlet II
Ana Lucia, Lost

Biggest Disaster:
Bai Ling, But Can They Sing?
Tom, Hell’s Kitchen 2
Brent, Apprentice 5
Bruce’s intestinal tract, Survivor: Exile Island
Jeff Conaway, Celebrity Fit Club 3