Last Sunday, I got the most fabulous news! Some of you may already have gotten word as well, but for those of you who haven't, I've been holding out over a week now to give you a very, very special Christmas surprise...
So, here's how it went down (anyone see where this is going?) - your girl CB is always on the move, so every few weeks, I need a day to take a break from it all. I lock the Blackberry in a drawer and spend all day in bed, eating, napping and watching as much mindless trashy television as possible.
Last Sunday was one of those days. There I lay, in vegetative bliss, when all of the sudden, I see some trashtastic activity on my TV screen. The stripper pole and bitch slapping have me mesmorized, but I'm lost in a haze of mary jane, microwave popcorn and Diet Coke and I have no idea what channel I'm watching. MTV? VH1? E!? Nowadays, who can tell?
But then I see words flashing across the screen, and they're not just words, they're a question and my TV wants to know:
ARE
YOU
READY
TO
ROCK?
I bolt upright, sending popcorn flying everywhere. It can't be....or can it?
It is! It's Rock Of Love 2! So am I ready to rock? Not so much. But ready to ridicule those who are? Ab-so-fucking-lutely!
I knew it was coming back, but I didn't know it was coming back RIGHT NOW!! January 13th, dolls. Try and keep your panties on til then, but don't worry if you can't - Bret likes 'em easy.
Kisses til then! CB
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Comments (8)
The picture above didn't look familiar to me so I had to go to VH1 to see who it is. Holy shit, it's Bret! And he looks like a girl in the VH1 picture.
Rock of Love 1 was my guilty secret and I was embarrassed to be caught watching it. Don't know if I can take the shame of watching another one. :)
1 of 8 | Posted by Clair | Posted on December 26, 2007 12:03 PM
definitely looks like he got his lips done!
2 of 8 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on December 26, 2007 12:55 PM
"It is! It's Rock Of Love 2! So am I ready to rock? Not so much. But ready to ridicule those who are? Ab-so-fucking-lutely!"
I am in! Can't wait to start reading CB! :)
3 of 8 | Posted by chelle | Posted on December 28, 2007 1:16 PM
OMG, can I just say when this came out after the train wreck of flavor, or new york 1, what ever.. I refused to watch because my 14, now 15 y/o daughter would be mentally fried for the rest of her life... but that they showed the whole freaking season the day after Christmas.... as not only she, but my 20 y/o collegeboy watched it..... OMG crazy... and now i have to watch 2... but could they have gotten a more sexual rock star? seriously.. this guy has a couple little girls, is drinking gallons of alcohol all the shile warding off a sugar issue....... what, the VA hospital is out of people to cast!?.. how can he actually subjagate women as they want him to when he has chicks to grow into women.....????
4 of 8 | Posted by giffordsaz | Posted on December 28, 2007 6:38 PM
It is a sad commentary on my life how excited I am for season 2 to start! This is my absolute ultimate guilty pleasure and season 1 added my new favorite name for breasts to my vocabulary...Tatters!
Here's hoping to a trash-tastic season!
5 of 8 | Posted by shan_evans | Posted on January 3, 2008 9:56 AM
Are these Flavour of Love/Taste of NY/Rock of Love shows doing that well? Ugh.
6 of 8 | Posted by ubiquitous | Posted on January 7, 2008 8:55 AM
Actually, yes. The first season of Rock of Love averaged 5.4 million viewers and was the #1 cable program for some of the Sunday's that it aired. Same with I Love New York, Tila Tequila, etc. People love to watch these train wreck shows. And as long as people watch, they'll keep making them.
And I will be one of those sheep watching every single one of them. :)
By the way, I am fairly sure that the photo above was taken back in the day, not recently. And he always pooches out his lips when he is being photographed. Plus they always get Mariah Carey's retoucher to smooth things out. :p
7 of 8 | Posted by snootchy bootches | Posted on January 7, 2008 1:09 PM
To be honest, I am more interested in the man wearing a kilt.
8 of 8 | Posted by ubiquitous | Posted on January 8, 2008 7:14 AM