Snark Attack! - 
by B-Side
In our ever growing quest to entertain our legions of visitors, TVgasm has unveiled yet another feature to our website: the Snark-O-Tron 8300. Now you don't have to wait for us for your dose of snarkiness. Let the Snark-O-Tron randomly generate a comment for you. It comes pre-programmed with a database of your favorite television stars, and even allows you to submit your own names to the machine.
Maybe you'll get a gem like: "The funniest thing about Omarosa is that her favorite thing in the world is to shiv a baby seal." or "I would love to see an episode of some show where Mischa Barton pulls the hair out of Julie Chen."
So if you're not reading our site or voting on the hotties, take some time to visit the Snark-O-Tron 8300.
Comments
Hmm, the Snark-O-Tron reminds me of a certain shit generator from back in the day. CS4 comes in handy again!
Posted by: INdianJones | June 12, 2004 8:48 PM(#1 of 9)
Why yes, Indian Jones. You are correct. It was inspired by said shit generator. You can thank Brother Orko for the idea.
Posted by: b-side | June 12, 2004 9:12 PM(#2 of 9)
One of my favorite Snark-O-Tron comments so far: "I would love to see an episode of Road Rules where Theo says ''It's official. I look like Bob Barker'' and then cries in the arms of LaTerrean."
Posted by: b-side | June 12, 2004 11:44 PM(#3 of 9)
Is it bad that I'm addicted to my own feature?
"The littlest known thing about Hailey from The OC is that her favorite thing in the world is humping Kobe Bryant. I guess that's what happens when your last sexual conquest was the Dean of ITT Tech."
I love the Snark-O-Tron.
Posted by: b-side | June 13, 2004 12:29 AM(#4 of 9)
"The best thing about Paula Abdul is that she's sort of like a really crappy version of Hugh Jackman."
Posted by: J-Unit | June 13, 2004 12:48 AM(#5 of 9)
"The most disturbing thing about Christy from The Apprentice is that she has a mild penchant for throwing knives at Hines Ward from the Pittsburgh Steelers."
Posted by: b-side | June 13, 2004 3:28 PM(#6 of 9)
I'm sorry. I can't help myself...
"The most disturbing thing about Summer from The OC is that on her birthday, she made sweet love to Sally Struthers."
Posted by: B-side | June 14, 2004 12:12 AM(#7 of 9)
"I would love to see an episode of some show where Omarosa says ''Meet my new friend - Satan.'' and then kicks Nick Lachey."
Posted by: b-side | June 17, 2004 7:27 PM(#8 of 9)
"I'd like Simon Cowell to spend less time dreaming about the cast of The OC and more time jerking off."
Posted by: b-side | June 20, 2004 3:18 AM(#9 of 9)