TVgasm Year In Review: April - 
by B-Side
April started off with a shocking turn of events after Reality Blurred outed TVgasm staffers, moving us to reveal our true selves for all the world to see.
The month also brought a stellar follow-up to Spring Break Shark Attack in the form of a certain crop-munching epic we like to call Locusts. In true form, we live-blogged this landmark piece of television, but as amusing as this was, nothing could match the sheer delight of witnessing Constantine Maroulis unceremoniously kicked to the curb by the cruel viewers of American Idol. Sorry, Connie, but that's what you get for singing Nickelback.
However, the very best moment of the month came from the one and only Tyra Banks who let loose a torrent of screaming after expelled model Tiffany gave some 'tude on America's Next Top Model. Because words don't do this moment justice, we're always happy to provide a video clip. You know, some day I'd really like to see Tyra Banks and Paula Abdul try to out-crazy each other.



Comments
I will never forget my laughter at the locusts eating the birhtday cake. rivaled only by my laughter of the lady in shark attack running with her cocktail in hand.
Posted by: Leah3t | December 22, 2005 3:23 PM(#1 of 8)
*sniff* April was also the debut of one sg-dub. How quickly we forget. *sniff*
Posted by: sg-dub
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December 22, 2005 4:49 PM(#2 of 8)
I just saw the Bedazzler infomercial starring Tana. Wow.
Posted by: Bah Humbug | December 22, 2005 5:01 PM(#3 of 8)
Arrrr! We heart you, sg-dub!
Posted by: Helenann | December 22, 2005 8:40 PM(#4 of 8)
Um, not to criticize the 'gasm, cuz, you know you are my mirth factory, but I haven't read any mention of the craptastic Riding in the Bus with my Sister...NOT THAT YOU NEED TO YELL IT, but I am surprised the Perm that would not die hasn't made it to your review. How else do you think I learned the word fupa?
Posted by: Fuzzbait | December 22, 2005 8:49 PM(#5 of 8)
Fuzzbait --
It's a month by month recap. Be patient.
Posted by: B-Side
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December 22, 2005 10:56 PM(#6 of 8)
I am just loving this year in review - each day eagerly anticipating the next installment.
Ahh the memories....locusts and sharks..just makes me think ya'll need to do more live blogging.
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie
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December 23, 2005 5:29 AM(#7 of 8)
I cannot wait till Con's TV show rocks and you have to eat your words.
:) Hi.
Posted by: Rori | December 27, 2005 2:56 PM(#8 of 8)