Yay!

Double yay- you people make tv so much more fun! So glad I found you. Here's to the next 2K- may they be as snarky and mirthful as the last 2K.

Ditto what zevonia said.
You guys are the best. And this site has given me hours upon hours of endless laughs.

Wasting time has never been so embarrassing. Thanks TVgasm!

Broadband internet connection: $40 per month.
Mac Powerbook G4: $1500.
The feeling of Diet Coke spewing from your nose while reading TVgasm: PRICELESS

I love TVgasm!! Thanks for making my work days much more fun :)

TVGASM HAS IMPROVED MY ATTENDANCE AT WORK! YAY MONEY!! :D

heaven and hell,
gasm power and cosmic rays,
make me watch tv for days,
and snark will be my source

------Jade

Oh beautiful! Jade is now the poet laurate of tvgasm!
Congrats guys!

Hooray for TVgasm! You guys make each one of days so much better because I know that every time I come by for a visit something will make me laugh. Maybe it'll be that brand new post that was put up in the 15 minutes since I had been here last or maybe it is one of my old favorties that I find I have to go back to and enjoy over and over again (the great Giada disaster anyone?).

Like zevonia said, here's hoping that the next 2000+ posts are just as snarky and hilarious as the first.

I just had 2000 tingles....wait....2001.

Are there gift bags?

hb

so what youre saying is my blowout recap was post 2001?

oooh, i always felt i was so new millenium.

Congratulations, TVGasm! I've spent so many hours at work reading the recaps on this site, you've even prompted me to watch some shows.

Here's to another 2,000!

Congratulations. Discovering this site was my Birthday and Christmas gift roll into one. I thought I loved t.v. before but you guys made it even better. Thanks to all the writers, your snarkyness sustain me.

Kudos, and here's for another 2K!
You guys are the BEST!!!

Congratulations guys. Thanks for making TV fun again.

Dude, like, whatever. Perez Hilton has 2000 posts in a month.

Congrats guys and thanks for the laughs. You are my favorite site, and I tell all my friends about you too! Where's the anniversary party 'cuz I'll bring the wine! ;)

Congratulations! Wish I had known about this site when post #1 came about. Thank goodness for the archives.

Is that Harriet Miers holding the pom-poms?

Congratulations TVGasm! Thanks for making my work days so fun again!

Congrats! Thanks to the Best Week Ever Blog, I was introduced to you in the middle of BB6. I wish I would have found you sooner. Course if I had, there would be even less things that I would have managed to accomplish...I seriously spend a ton of time here.

I'm not a big poster. Whenever I have something to say, someone else has usually said it already. But I enjoy reading everything everyone posts.

Thanks!

For the 2000 posts
from the funniests hosts
who ever talked about tv

For all the killer jokes
all the jabs and pokes
can you believe that it's all free?

Can you count the times
that you laughed at lines
mocking Toral or Chenbot?

We ooh'd at baby-dub
read news from mruv
madeyoulaugh made us laugh a lot

Who could ever know
So many reality shows
Youcantmakeitup if you tried

Now we Kelly this
Kangowego that
An we do it all with pride

Spent idol time with Papi
read some Goddly Copy
and then blogged about some sharks

Trump's buffoons were fired
Martha's kid inspired
all kinds of worthy snarks

Xena hung with bats
wacky Raj wore spats
and we all saw Marissa's nip

Oh and have you heard
all about Fairplays turd
or seen the Scott & Jase clip?

We were all so happy
as we all watched Cappy
lose that second time around

Kasar was the king
watching Howie Sing
bout his lovely Janey Doll

Bye Bye Bitches
Had us in stiches
Sad the friendship won it all

As we hail Ed,
things J-unit said
and B-Side's blurry pics

What a groovy site
Hell it's dynomite
It's were I get my kicks!

Fantastic poem, Tink, but how could you possibly have neglected to mention "taco blocko?" (ya know, that whole debate about the best female version of "cock block"...)

Damn fine poem, tho. Don't mind me, I'm just bugging.

Guys, thanks for all the yooge laughs. Sometimes I wish I didn't work from home, 'cos then I'd be wasting all that time reading your hilarious posts and everyone's spot-on responses on someone ELSE'S dime.

I first found you guys when I had been overseas ('bout this time last year)and missed the whole seedy Pat O'Brien cell phone shenanigans. I did a search on google and found your site, complete with all the painfully hilarious recordings therein.

You guys rock my world and keep me giggling.

And mountain_girl, I revisited/showed that Giada disaster bit to someone just the other day and cracked up all over again.

thanks heaps, doods.

Congrats guys. I discovered the 'gasm right around the last month of BB6 and have been hooked ever since. Keep the funny coming, and may clever hoodies and horny single Catholics keep your bills paid for another 2000 posts.