Well, what the big softy had been doing all day was shopping for a wedding present for them. A very very belated wedding present (as they've been married for 4 years, you ass) and tells them it's an 'I love you, I'm happy you guys are married present'. Aww! The credits start rolling as Feldman asks when Haim is going home. Umm, guys, wouldn't that kind of put an end to the show? I mean, considering how desperate for a comeback you all seem, maybe we should avoid duration of visit talks on air, you think?
That brings us to the end of episode 2, what did you all think? The show seems to be pretty shit-tastic and I'm not quite sure what they will do for the rest of the season, but at least we can get some laughs out of it in the meantime, right? I do know one thing; there will DEFINITELY be a drinking game incorporated into next weeks. I guess all there is left to do is clean up the broken glass and go buy a few bottles. Till next time, you stay classy Gasmi.
PS - where in the world is Zen Feldman? Anyone know why the first 2 episodes showed no sign or mention of the Feldman's 2 year old son???
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Comments (10)
"I'd live on a motorized bed if I could" --
i totally have that dream too. one day i will make my bed car. maybe i could show it on poster board on american inventor?
1 of 10 | Posted by reckless_saturn
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Posted on August 10, 2007 1:01 PM
i'm a doc mcsteeny disciple and was begging (ok, i asked once) for this crapfest to be recapped. so glad to see it finally happened...though my i'm not taking my "Team Steen" shirt off just yet.
if you could refrain (and i mean this lovingly) from putting apostrophes into every f'in word: Corey's, Feldman's etc. i'd drive my motorized bed over to your place and we could hit O'Hare toot sweet.
this show is by far the most entertaining rubbish i've seen in a while. i catch myself doing the "wha?" face often while having my finger poised on the "channel up" button just in case i'm actually too embarassed for these turds. in what parallel universe does freaking corey feldman actually seem like the NORMAL one???? my stars.
the clothes, the emotion, the wife (granted, she's hot, but this chick is more than a few clicks shy of Mensa material---marrying feldman IS her job)...it's all too much to ask. hopefully they are so damn desperate that they give us a hearty good season. i'm so on board.
2 of 10 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on August 10, 2007 1:44 PM
Pachita, I too am a follower of the glorified goddess that is Dr. McSteeny (see "Scott Baio" recaps), but nevertheless, I enjoyed yours, especially as it seems you're a Chicago girl (I am originally from there). I think the motorized bed comment will be one all of us will repeat at some point in our week.
Corey Haim is completely narcisstic (sp?). I understand the whole "growing up in the spotlight" thing, and I'm sure the world gives you a warped sense of expectations when you enter Hollyweird that young, but come on! He should be grateful he got to do it at all. I see an episode featuring a visit to a sick children's ward as a priority check in his future...just guessing.
Can't wait to see the eppy where Haim talks about all these "hot" women he was engaged to at one point. Although, I don't think said engagement counts when you're stoned and drunk out of your mind.
3 of 10 | Posted by Shaz
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Posted on August 11, 2007 7:23 AM
Duly noted k37744 - I'll keep my eye out for those. Constructive criticism is always appreciated, thanks!
4 of 10 | Posted by Pachita
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Posted on August 11, 2007 8:38 AM
Duly noted k37744 - I'll keep an eye out for those. Constructive criticism is always appreciated, thanks!
PS - reckless_saturn - THAT is an episode of American Inventor I would watch.
5 of 10 | Posted by Pachita
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Posted on August 11, 2007 8:40 AM
eh. not a fan yet.
6 of 10 | Posted by Joe Blow
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Posted on August 11, 2007 8:51 AM
Pachita, between this and your first rate recap for SYTYCD, I am a fan. Keep up the good work.
7 of 10 | Posted by bdos88
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Posted on August 12, 2007 8:20 AM
k3774 "the wife ---marrying feldman IS her job"
That was hilarious!!
Great recap Pachita - but do we really need ANOTHER tv show drinking game? I think there are at least 5 other recappers who have incorporated drinking games into their recapping. I think it's a joke that's run a little thin.
I say get back to what you do best - dancing with your armchair while your dressed up dog watches. :)
8 of 10 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on August 12, 2007 10:11 AM
i adore how you handled my criticism. point-pachita.
9 of 10 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on August 13, 2007 9:07 AM
Bravo, Pachita! This recap had me LOL'ing all over the damn place. You now complete the trifecta: Schoonie, Flipit and Pachita ~ 4 Eva!
Look forward to next week's recap. Thanks for taking one for the Gasmi team.
10 of 10 | Posted by subgenre
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Posted on August 13, 2007 12:25 PM