They arrive back at the Feldmans and Corey has put on his Sunday best for her! What a gentleman, that Feldman is. Either that, or Haim and Susie decided to trick him into thinking Jojo's welcome dinner was Hawaiian-themed.
"You guys are assholes."
They have a nice dinner, after which Haim lures Jojo upstairs to him dungeon of gross (this man is more of a slob than my sister, who had 'no idea' why her room smelled funky until I pointed out a week-old bowl of half eaten cereal) for a good old fashioned makeout party. For some reason Feldman followed them up and said "oh my gosh guys, too much information!" Hey, Corey, it's really nice that you try and keep up with the times, but you keep using these phrases out of context. Seriously, stick to what you know... listening to Susie.
That brings us to the end of everyone's favorite Sunday nightcap. I can hardly wait for next week's when nothing of any importance happens! Until next time, stay classy gasmii!
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Comments (13)
"Corey, sweetie, lets not forget you're speed dating. Beggars can't be choosers."
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously...
1 of 13 | Posted by Sir Jiggabins
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Posted on August 16, 2007 12:54 PM
If not sister's Pachita, then DEFINITELY distant cousins!!
Bravo on the recap! I love. You've got two fabu readers (Shaz and K) reading your stuff. They will love this! Treat them well.
You said Capital Grille- tell me my long lost sister lives in Manhattan... if so we MUST schedule a Tvgasm Newbie happy hour...
2 of 13 | Posted by McSteeny
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Posted on August 16, 2007 1:03 PM
This is the funniest recap I have read on this site in a long time...and I don't even watch this show! Keep up the great work Pachita!!
3 of 13 | Posted by Meliss16
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Posted on August 16, 2007 2:47 PM
This is the funniest recap I have read on this site in a long time...and I don't even watch this show! Keep up the great work Pachita!!
4 of 13 | Posted by Meliss16
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Posted on August 16, 2007 2:50 PM
This is the funniest recap I have read on this site in a long time...and I don't even watch this show! Keep up the great work Pachita!!
5 of 13 | Posted by Meliss16
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Posted on August 16, 2007 2:52 PM
Ah! Sorry about the triple post. To make it up, I'll just let you know that your homeless person story had me cracking up!
6 of 13 | Posted by Meliss16
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Posted on August 16, 2007 2:59 PM
A truly funny recap is one that makes me laugh despite not having watched the show itself. I haven't watched "Two Coreys" once, nor do I plan to. I do plan however on continuing to read these recaps. It used to be the same with B-Side's "Hills" recaps...
7 of 13 | Posted by Sir Jiggabins
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Posted on August 16, 2007 4:42 PM
Thanks guys, color me flattered! Jiggabins - I know exactly what you mean, I used to read ALL of B-Sides recaps!
McSteeny - born and raised in NY, currently living in Chi! I'll be back for a visit in September and am all about a Newbie Happy Hour!
8 of 13 | Posted by Pachita
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Posted on August 17, 2007 9:55 AM
"You guys are assholes"...I am still laughing at that! I think you probably could have made that the entire recap...but I appreciate you not going that.
Great recap! Keep em coming!
9 of 13 | Posted by Remy11
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Posted on August 17, 2007 10:20 AM
"Beggars can't be choosers. Except for that homeless man who denied my leftovers from Capital Grille. He was the choosiest beggar I've ever met." Oooooh, that one had me rolling. Fabulous recap, Pachita! You and McSteeny must have been separated at birth.
This show is so poorly "scripted" (oh wait, it's reality TV, right??*wink*), I'm always waiting for some 60's Laugh-In type sound effects to be played after the "writer's" (again, *wink*) provide unoriginal dialogue and scenarios. Ugh. Haim is willing to leave that chica in England because no one else in Hollywood was asking to revieve his stillborn career. Media whore that he is, of COURSE he'd walk away from "love" and rush to the A&E offices.
Sorry for all the ""'s...I'm in a weird mood today. Breathlessly waiting for your recap on SYTYCD season finale!!!
10 of 13 | Posted by Shaz
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Posted on August 17, 2007 2:31 PM
my two year-old has a knack of coming upstairs to sleep in my bed on sunday nights. her internal clock is set to 10:10pm, so that doesn't leave much one-on-one corey/mommy time. (and i of course turn the tv off because exposing an innocent mind to these "heartthrobs" would most assuredly land me in jail). luckily, pachita scooped it all brilliantly and i might even dodge this episode if i'm lucky.
one thing i did manage to see was that completely UNSTAGED 'we're about to have sex' scene that haim crashed. um...so haim walking in on you and your wife lying on the bed is awkward, but the cameraman 6 feet away from you popping rollos into his mouth and looking at his watch is par for the course? *shudder*
if anyone is lucky enough to actually have been too young when the coreys had their heyday, let me sum it up for you:
corey haim: hot
corey feldman: kinda creepy in a grandpa munster/michael jackson kind of way. total sidekick material
mid 30's drug bloat takes out another tiger beat hottie.
did i actually hear haim say he met the british girl while he was overseas doing some sort of promotion for lost boys? i'm willing to bet a cool $20 that this guy still wears a swatch watch while jamming to some glass tiger in his car.
11 of 13 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on August 17, 2007 6:52 PM
Awesome recap, I laughed throughout the whole thing. And I also don't actually watch this show but your excellent recaps are more than enough.
12 of 13 | Posted by bdos88
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Posted on August 18, 2007 7:30 PM
I feel vindicated on crushing on Corey Feldman instead of Haim as a kid despite furious taunting.
Have to say, still not that much of a step up...
*hangs head in shame*
13 of 13 | Posted by redhaiku
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Posted on August 20, 2007 11:04 PM