When all is said and done and Haim has stormed off, Feldman starts crying to Susie about how he needs to control his temper. After all, he hasn't knocked someone out like that in a long time. Woah, hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. It was uber-chivalrous of you to stick up for your wife and all, but I'm pretty sure the damage inflicted was minimal. Feldman was totally "that guy" in gym class who everyone moved infield for when it was his turn at bat.
Haim had simply said "I'm gone" when the fight was over and went to pack up his stuff. Now he comes down with his bags and has his cell phone on speaker while he's on hold with a cab company. As he walks by Feldman and Susie he says "I'm just going to stay out of your guys' way until a cab gets here." He then continues to mill around the house for a while as I laugh about how awkward that must be. Finally, a cab arrives and as he drives away we are treated to a sappy montage of the Coreys in action.
Well, I haven't been able to sleep for the last few nights. I am worried sick that this could this be the end of the former dynamic duo. What do you guys think, will Haim ever lay off the rock? Will they be forced to end the show and pick mine up? More importantly, will I be able to find Haim's painting on Ebay?
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Comments (5)
Hil-Ar-I-Ous recap. I can't get this show where I live, and wish I could. Those guys were my heroes back in the day. Too bad... you know.. all that happened to them. I love these contrived "reality" shows. Man.
1 of 5 | Posted by It'sLikeKissingAPeanut!
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Posted on August 30, 2007 5:12 PM
I think there might be some sexual tension between Susie and Haim and Feldman's just in the way lol. I don't really like Susie, she kind of annoys me even though sometimes I agree with her about Haim getting on her nerves. BTW I think Haim looks good, he's still kinda cute whereas Feldman just looks weird as hell. Great recap :)
2 of 5 | Posted by MichyPR
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Posted on August 30, 2007 10:49 PM
Fabulous, Pach....
Haim is the ultimate douchbag. This guy has to be smoking crack behind the scenes because he is so erratic all the time, seriously, calling your friends wife a "fucking bitch".... who DOES that? Don't get me wrong, I don't think Susie is a saint, but there's no need for the name-calling.
I think it's also strange that nobody ever says anything about Susie and Corey's kid. Named Zen. Oy. I can understand shielding the kid from the cameras, but at least acknowledge its existence........
3 of 5 | Posted by Krizzatch
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Posted on August 31, 2007 9:19 AM
The first few episodes of this show were watchable just in a "I gotta see this" kind of way.
I stopped watching during the episode where Susie says she wishes they had more insurance on the house. IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE! It's a rented house up in Canada. Your kid has been hidden and no mention made of him. The show is SCRIPTED! It's so terrible. And I just love that old smokers voice Susie has no better lines scripted for her than to complain that "her" kitchen is a mess.
But I love the recaps! Hilarious!!
4 of 5 | Posted by jenni20
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Posted on September 3, 2007 6:35 AM
Hey Pachita!
I'm Jay Black (the guy on the phone in this episode). Just so you know, the idea involves two guys waiting in line in front of an electronics store on the eve of the release of a brand new video game system. Not, as you mention in your recap, a comic book convention.
Hope this new information upgrades your assessment of the idea from "the worst idea in the history of anything" to something a little more respectable. If not, we won't be calling you for help on the rewrite :)
Best,
--jayblack
5 of 5 | Posted by jay black | Posted on September 10, 2007 6:03 PM