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So, how do we sum up the problems on Hoover? Well, the team has a slogan in their locker room. The first part is attitude, and well, Hoover has a bad attitude. The next part is desire, and the players have no desire. Another part is leadership, and there is also no leadership. Finally, there is "Sence of urgency", which the bulletin board says there is a lack of. And no, I didn't spell "sense" wrong. Apparently, the other thing they are lacking in the Hoover locker room is a copy editor. Maybe another thing they can put up on their bulletin board is "Attention to Detail"?

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Now, while the pressure mounts, Hoover has to go in and play Vestavia, which sounds way too close to vagina for me to take them seriously. However, Alex assures us that losing to Vestavia means that you are going to hear it for the rest of your lives. Once again, it looks like Pabst has mellowed out a little bit. He doesn't make you want to throw up when he's through with you anymore. Instead, he's a little smoother and almost nurturing. It's like he has gone from Pabst Ice to Pabst Genuine Draft. He tells his team that they are still great, but they just need to play that way. He wants them to play hard and *gasp* have a good time! I still believe that the coach would rather use alternative forms of motivation, like shooting anybody who missed a tackle in their left nut and feeding the right one to his pit bull (I am not sure he has a pit bull, but looking at Pabst's haircut makes me think he does). Unfortunately, feeding somebody's nuts to their dog as a form of corporal punishment is not allowed, even in Alabama, so Pabst can either find other ways of motivation or start coaching in Arkansas.

It seems like the practices are going pretty well this week, but our boy Max is still having a difficult time. If there is anybody who needs a hobby, it is Max. He does seem like he's trying, but at the same time, you watch him on the field and as the coaches talk to him, and you can feel him start to crumble under all of the pressure. Coaches get nervous when their players don't practice well, and the Max had such a bad practice that he the defensive coordinator couldn't stand it anymore and removed him from practice. Max was wondering if he would even get a chance to play that week.

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Comments (13)

lemony [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Tuscaloosa isn't THAT bad of a place :( How can you go wrong in a town with $3 pitchers?? You must've visited Cowtown, coughAuburncough.

jeff [TypeKey Profile Page]:

It's spelling nazi, not grammar nazi.... and yeah, I'm an accuracy one.

unwise [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Were the alternating names of Coach Pabst/Propst deliberate? There was also a Coach Pruitt in there. Same person as Pabst/Propst or someone else? As you can tell, I haven't watched this show, but the recap was entertaining, if a little confusing.

Wade [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I can't believe you glossed over the big difference between Repete and his girlfriend. Psst: She plays for the other team. That team being Shades Valley.

We'll tolerate a lot of things in the South, but not mixing couples from different high schools. It just ain't right.

superb [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I bet the spelling nazi is the the guy that likes to sing phantom of the opera in his car. was his name bryan?

suebee [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I've been wondering if Repete's dad is named Pete.

To unwise: Pruitt must be an assistant coach of some sort. Pruitt and Max's dad looked like they were on a nice date. Couldn't they have gone to Hooter's or something? And Pabst is Propst's nickname because he looks like a classic Pabst guy according to J-Unit.

fulfill_the_dream_78 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Let me count the number of times the cheerleaders at my high school sat around the courtyard talking shit about the lack of leaderhsip on the football team.....uh, none. Get a life bitches!

Wasn't Repete complaining last week about not being able to find a girlfriend? Now he's got one that he loves...the only thing he loves are the smokers Megan's giving after practice.

Love the Nick Lachey diamond (cubic zirconia) earrings that Alex is sporting, how 98degrees of him.

Fleming's is actually a nice chain steak house owned by Peter Fleming, who also owns PF Chang's, hence the PF.

Tiffany [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I just want to comment on when the coach and stepdad went out to eat..
I just loved when they guy was pouring the cheese sauce on his asparagus, making US Alabamians look like we had some class. Then the coach just messed it up with the whole "WHAT IS THAT?"

p.s. Im a military brat, lived everywhere, and moved to Huntsville Al about 7 years ago.

PattiJo [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Tiffany I agree that asparagus thing was funny. That Pruitt guy acted like it was some kind of exoctic veggie.

I bet there is going to be a QB Controversy comin soon. I think the back up QB may be better. But he may play another position better so that is why he isn't QB. Makes me wonder if Ross is only the QB because of who his brother was.

I don't think there are any leaders on this team. I think they are all followers.

simper1 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

http://ilovecamping.blogspot.com/2006/09/starved-for-something-on-two-days.html

anniedawg25 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Yeah....Coach PASBT? Was that intentional? If not, it's still funny because that's what I think when I hear his name, too!

I read a recent Sports Illustrated (not sure of the date, but it has the Detroit Tigers on the cover---side note:YAYYY!!---) and S.I. lists the top 20 high school football teams in the Nation....Hoover's in there, there is a big article written about them, Ross the quarterback (he is a senior now, and i do agree, it seemed like the backup did a much better job in this ep than Ross did in the previous games...but apparantly S.I. doesn't think so) and yadda yadda yadda.
It was a good article. It also talked about last season's results.

I don't wanna give anything away so if anyone is interested they might want to see it online, or buy a copy somewhere.

BamaBelle [TypeKey Profile Page]:

I live in Hoover and here in Bama girls do talk about the upcoming football games, especially at a school like Hoover where everything revolves around football. Their amenities for the football team are comparable to a college. Also, Ross is an awesome QB. he is better than his brother (starter for Alabama) but too short to go to the next level. MTV doesn't show alot of the game actually being played. Like the first game Hoover beat Neese 59 to 20 and they made it seem close. The games are never as close as MTV plays off and the Tuscaloosa loss wasn't that bad either... they only lost by one touchdown. Otherwise think MTV is doing a good job portraying my old hogh school!

simper1 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Homecoming episode recap:
http://ilovecamping.blogspot.com/2006/09/hoorah-for-hoover-high-homecoming-on.html

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