Betty is telling Daniel that he can leave his party at 10 and be to the after party by 10:30. I'm sorry, is Mode giving an 8th grade party, because that sounds like the right kind of hours. Daniel is whining that he can't get ahold of his new boyfriend, Connor. He tells Betty to go home and get ready for her party since she clearly won't be at her job-related one. She thanks him for his "donation" to her party and I have to bring up once again, it is the MODE after party, so I think that is called a business expense, not a donation, unless Betty is now a 501(c)(3)which judging by her outfit she should be. "I had to...I hear the singer in the band is just to die for," he says. I guess he's over Connor.
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Stop by Hilda's Beautilities! I'm there 2 hours a week!
Later that night, the after party is rocking with hip decorations (Betty's party must have been a blow-out) and music. Amanda is collecting money left and right and the place is rocking. Hilda looks like a slut as could be expected, and Papi is running around saying "Yo quiero Taco Bell." Jesse's band is called "Dark Sexual Chocolate" or some such nonsense and Betty goes to find him so you know, he can get paid. In the limo on the way over to the after party, Claire is bitching about Scar-Jo giving a speech on global warming and Daniel is all happy Connor left him a message that he'll see him at the after party.
Wait, don't barf on the garbage!
However...turning on the TV in the limo (great cost savings, you could have taken a cab!), Suzuki St. Pierre is giving the latest fashion news that Connor Owens is shopping some of the Meade magazines around town, including at Conde Nasty. Daniel mistakenly thinks Connor is working with Wilhelmina, but my guess is when Daniel told Connor he didn't have to run things by him anymore, he assumed he didn't have to run things by him anymore. Silly boy, you should know Wednesdays are Daniel's opposite days!
Betty steps out front of the building to tell Jesse the band is ready to start, and he's turned into a major puss with stage fright. You must be kidding me. He says playing for Mode is too big. "What if I suck? I'm a fake, Betty, I just don't think I have it." Oh my God, you are a total and complete tool and I totally tried to date you in college. Betty gives him the old pep talk and now he's a believer. "God Betty, you're so beautiful," he says. He is totally playing her. He heads upstairs with the strength of Zeus. I hope he does suck, but I know he won't because the party needs to continue to rock until everyone sees/talks to/man-handles Connor in some way, shape or form.
And she helped me find my baaaalls...she's a snow day!
Jesse rocks the roof and I'm praying a strong wind knocks him onto the street. "Isn't he amazing?" Betty screams to Justin and some guy I believed was the reincarnation of John Lennon until I saw he was holding a guinea pig and realized it was Betty's neighbor. How'd he get in? And I wonder who is actually doing Jesse's vocals?
Really Papi? That's the way you want to go?
Amanda pops over to Marc and says she's pretty sure Betty's crush is "the old guy over there," and we see Papi in a sombrero passing out mole to some trannies. "That's her father," Marc says. He's all upset because he's left tons of messages for Cliff but hasn't been called back. He doesn't want to move in with Cliff at all and Amanda says maybe it's not the moving in, but just the fact that he's having doubts about the relationship. Then someone waves something shiny and she goes running off while Marc makes eyes at some meat cleaver across the way. Say it ain't so, Marc.
I'm so complex, love me, love me!
Oh, it's Dark Sexual Journey. Jesse is sooo totally still a virgin. He decides to "go solo" to sing a song to "someone special." I hope it's to his bassist, because you know, no one ever goes for the bass player. He sings this song about how she's his snow day. Again, make sure it's snow. Papi would not be pleased otherwise. Betty's all a-twitter because she knows it's for her (or is it? I had a sneaking suspicion during this whole thing some hot little number was hanging around unbeknownst to Betty).
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Comments (2)
omg, I don't watch this show, but I LOVE the intro you wrote for it. Because I totally went through a phase of dating (and getting dumped by) sensitive-rocker-wannabe-guitar guy!
Sigh.
Anyway, that just really made me laugh out loud. xoxo
1 of 2 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on November 13, 2008 2:49 PM
MandaMo - thanks for reading. I went through that phase too (college band, sigh) but he wouldn't dump his girlfriend for me, wahhh!Of course, he was the bass player, so what kind of dork was I? :)
2 of 2 | Posted by dearcrabby | Posted on November 14, 2008 9:36 AM