"There are things in her past, Marc, terrible things. You have not idea what she's done or is capable of." Leaning closer to Marc, she says, "Renee and I were..." Fuzzing noise. Shh you stupid baby monitor! Willie heads over to the pantry and sees the very obvious baby monitor. Serves you right for buying it so early. Split screens show Christina holding up the other monitor to her ear. Willie clicks hers off. "You think I'm the evil sister, Marc. But at least I've stopped short of muuurrrrder!"
Betty finishes inducing sugar coma with her tenth cupcake in a row (now eat the fondue!) and declares them the best birthday presents she got all day. Papi says, "I almost forgot!" and hands her a birthday gift - from Daniel. He remembered he'd forget her birthday, so he dropped her present off weeks ago. Aww.
Betty curls up with Henry, but her face says she's thinking of someone else. Or the fact that she's really sticky from the hot chocolate on her dress.
Torn between two lovers and I can't even get one!
Next week: Gio and Henry duke it out! Elle and Mode duke it out with some weenie from Project Runway! Renee's meds have worn off and she tries to kill Betty in the middle of a fire I bet she set. Stay tuned!
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Comments (5)
Miss V.--I mean, DearCrabby--loved your Ugly Betty "Worst Birthday" recap., esp. George Clooney/IKEA,Three Foot High Club, afford the rights to Disney, and Way to go Writers' Strike.
And for the ones that would make an English teacher smile: big fraction=oxymoron, baby guru or guru who is a baby. And I love it that you know how to use subjunctive mood.
Finally, 1) all fragments in this comment are on purpose 2) yes, it's a good time to be silver.
1 of 5 | Posted by Clytemnestra | Posted on May 3, 2008 2:08 PM
Miss V.--I mean, DearCrabby--loved your Ugly Betty "Worst Birthday" recap., esp. George Clooney/IKEA,Three Foot High Club, afford the rights to Disney, and Way to go Writers' Strike. And for the ones that would make an English teacher smile: big fraction=oxymoron, baby guru or guru who is a baby. And I love it that you know how to use subjunctive mood. Finally, 1) all fragments in this comment are on purpose 2) yes, it's a good time to be silver.
2 of 5 | Posted by Clytemnestra | Posted on May 3, 2008 2:10 PM
Miss V.--I mean, DearCrabby--loved your Ugly Betty "Worst Birthday" recap., esp. George Clooney/IKEA,Three Foot High Club, afford the rights to Disney, and Way to go Writers' Strike. And for the ones that would make an English teacher smile: big fraction=oxymoron, baby guru or guru who is a baby. And I love it that you know how to use subjunctive mood. Finally, 1) all fragments in this comment are on purpose 2) yes, it's a good time to be silver.
3 of 5 | Posted by Clytemnestra | Posted on May 3, 2008 2:19 PM
Oy, I've out-dorked Betty and Henry by posting the same comment 3 times. I know--LOSER!Penance will be served by wearing a headband and ignoring my tweezers.
4 of 5 | Posted by Clytemnestra | Posted on May 3, 2008 2:41 PM
Ha! Thanks Clytemnestra, glad my English teacher is proud :) I honed my skills in her class...too bad she wouldn't let me use them when I was writing captions for the yearbook, ahem.
5 of 5 | Posted by Dear Crabby | Posted on May 6, 2008 9:25 AM