"No, I wish I could be your morning bagel so I could get caught between your beautiful teeth." Heh. "Come on, you know I love you," then she makes a face, "but not like that." She sees Henry. "There's the guy I do love."

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The idea of all those STDs you pass to girlfriends...blech!


She tells Henry she loves him and doesn't want him to be jealous of her friendship with Gio. He's just glad she's okay. So they spend another day in denial of the impending doom of their relationship. Daniel just sighs. Dude, if you can get over being humiliated on national TV by Selma Hayek's character, you can get past crazy pyro stalker girlfriend. Although I'm guessing Page Six will be all over this. Sorry buddy.

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It's always Happy Ending Day at Mode...for Betty

Next week - Betty's throwing Charlie a baby shower then ends up yelling at her, and Charlie retaliates by bursting her water all over Casa Suarez. Willie lets the family know she's having Bradford's baby with a theater-sized sonogram reminiscent of Apple's 1984 commercial (readers born after 1984, check it on YouTube, it's probably there), and Amanda acts slutty. Can't wait!

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Comments (4)

talma63:

Good recall, Crabby, maybe too good. 11 pages to do one episode of Ugly Betty? You wrote down all the lines in the dialog. Too much information! Your earnestness wins you a hearty thank you, but I found myself skipping through after page 3. Brevity, my friend, brevity!

blahblah:

Thanks for recapping, Crabby (with Cancer as my star sign, I love the nickname). Talma is right, though...the recap is quite long.

blahblah:

I hope you keep the recaps, though - just in case I stop watching the show, which nis becoming more and more likely as the show does on. F'ing Charlie. I promise to look the other way if you wanna go back to hitting pregnant women just this once.

blahblah:

Oops, I was trying 2 finger peck this out with one hand...

I hope you keep the recaps long, though - just in case I stop watching the show, which is becoming more and more likely as the show goes on. F'ing Charlie. I promise to look the other way if you wanna go back to hitting pregnant women just this once.

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