"Take a look at all the dirt Wilhelmina has on all these people...Madonna, Trent Lott, George Clooney." Oh no you didn't. You'd better take that one back, bitch, or Crabby with cut you but good. Oh, Ryan Seacrest has a file too. Think it's a picture of him making out with Simon? Neither do I. Betty finds one for "Rhonda Slater." Wanda, Wilhelmina; Rhonda, Renee? They find an article "Stony Brook Professor Dies in Fire." Score! Finally to the fire! They also find a picture of Renee with said professor. Did you notice he, like Daniel, is white? She's a pyro-racist! Damn!
This actor's one chance at being on national TV. Ouch.
Oh brother - back to the Mode offices where the winner of Project Runway is coming in for a meeting, yadda yadda, seriously? This is why I watch Design Star instead. This guy is a total tool. At least Sparkle from last season's Design Star was less imp-like. "The house of Siriano has arrived." It's more of a tree house, freak. At first I thought he said Syriana, and I was like "you leave Clooney alone, imp!" Then Daniel uses the word fierce and I'm reminded of my days as an assistant buyer for, well, let's just say their stores aren't limited, when everyone used the word "fresh." Christ!
14:30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35 ...
Then imp calls Alexis a "hot tranny mess" and I sort of like him. No. The feeling has passed. He has the models "work it" and they walk back and forth like robots. Hideous outfits. Then Crazy Train pops into the depot, asking what is going on. Uh, a meeting. That's what people who work do most of their day, spend their time in meetings so they can't get their regular work done, much like I spend my day.
Pointing to the models Renee says, "Are these your whores?" Yes. "Is this your slut?" Too bad she wasn't pointing at Alexis. "After everything we've been through, I will not lose you without a fight." Yes, after these couple weeks of sex and moving in together, I've sacrificed too much to just walk away.
Trannies to the left of me, sluts to my right, here I am stuck in the middle with you!
Back to Nancy Drew and her Hispanic sidekick...finding commitment papers! Renee was involuntarily hospitalized for six years. Six years? Wonder if she was ever a girl, interrupted?
Daniel is arguing with Renee who says she had to do something to get his attention. Well, calling people whores and sluts during a business meeting is a good way. Maybe I'll try that, see how it goes. "You have been avoiding me. I've called and called and called, but that Betty won't let me through."
"I've been in meetings."
"Yeah, with beautiful women." Crazy how a fashion magazine for women needs them.
"How many times do I have to tell you, there are no other women." His phone rings and she rips it out of his hands and throws it violently on the floor where it smashes into a bunch of pieces.
"There'd better not be or I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU." Way to leave witnesses alive, there, Renee.
I KILL YOU DEAD!
"Sometimes, there's no other word," says imp. "Fierce!" No, coo-coo le coo is more like it. 14:59, now get out of this episode!
Daniel goes to his phone and dials. "Look, you tried to warn me. I'm just afraid Renee might hurt someone."
Wilhelmina on the other end of the line, "Oh, Daniel, what a hard decision it must have been," and to Marc, "Call Dr. Remus. I think Daniel will help the doctor with his commitment issues." Does Daniel swing that way? Marc has the doc on speed dial.
Words pop up on a report - JEALOUSY. PARANOIA. ANGER. PYROMANIA. Next, on a very special Little House on the Prairie. Christina and Betty have hit the jackpot of files. "Didn't you say she flipped out when you lit a candle?" Betty asks.
"One sister is a pyro, one is a psycho, real winners in this family." That's what happens when you are raised by government officials. Renee+Professor+Jealousy+Fire-Reality=Dead boyfriend! And Betty's immediate thought is Daniel.
Betty calls the office to talk to Daniel and finds out from Amanda he has already headed home after a "huge fight with his girlfriend in the middle of the meeting." When Betty asks about the fight, Amanda says, "I'm all for a little boyfriend stalking, but that woman is craaaaay-zaaaay." Betty runs off to find Daniel.
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Comments (4)
Good recall, Crabby, maybe too good. 11 pages to do one episode of Ugly Betty? You wrote down all the lines in the dialog. Too much information! Your earnestness wins you a hearty thank you, but I found myself skipping through after page 3. Brevity, my friend, brevity!
1 of 4 | Posted by talma63 | Posted on May 8, 2008 5:47 PM
Thanks for recapping, Crabby (with Cancer as my star sign, I love the nickname). Talma is right, though...the recap is quite long.
2 of 4 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on May 12, 2008 9:15 AM
I hope you keep the recaps, though - just in case I stop watching the show, which nis becoming more and more likely as the show does on. F'ing Charlie. I promise to look the other way if you wanna go back to hitting pregnant women just this once.
3 of 4 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on May 12, 2008 9:29 AM
Oops, I was trying 2 finger peck this out with one hand...
I hope you keep the recaps long, though - just in case I stop watching the show, which is becoming more and more likely as the show goes on. F'ing Charlie. I promise to look the other way if you wanna go back to hitting pregnant women just this once.
4 of 4 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on May 12, 2008 9:32 AM