Over at the Easter egg hunt, there are a ton of kids so immediately I'm annoyed. Hilda says, "Fab-burge, come to mama!" as she opens a non-Faberge egg. There's Matt, rubbing his hands together, not having fun, and clearly not working as a sports guy. He tells Betty, "You look really pretty." I'm not falling for that, sex-o-holic. "Ready for the moment of truth?" he says. Is Wonder Woman there with her magic lasso? Oh, and Betty is wearing Easter pink with a huge butterfly belt. You rock Spring, Betty, you rock it hard!
They grab the rest of the Suarez family and I'm dying to see if Matt's dad asks them to clean up after the event. That would be hilarious. Instead, he's sort of new-agey and creepy, but at least he's nice to Betty. "I hear you made quite an impression on Matt's mother. I believe the phrase she used was 'Over my dead rotting corpse,' " he tells Betty. Well duh, look at her eyebrows.
Hello Suarez family. I like my lawn cut at 2 and 3/5 inches, thanks!
"Anyone who can get under my ex-wife's skin like that is okay in my book," he finishes. Phew. Crisis averted. Except for the eyebrow situation. Awkward laughing. He excuses himself to mingle with his other guests. Betty's phone rings and she excuses herself...to the kitchen where Daniel is waiting. She takes him to meet Matt's dad.
Over in Willie's house of whores, Christina admits to having had sex prior to the implantation of Satan in her womb. Willie is livid and the clotted cream has curdled. Willie looks like Lindsay Lohan and it is not a good look. NO LEGGINGS and NO KICKY SEQUINED BERETS! No wonder Mode's sex issue failed if this is what the co-editor is wearing. After a really stupid argument, they decide to do a blood test, something either one of them could have done without the other knowing, but whatevs.
NO NO NO NO NO!
Upon closer inspection, I see fishnet arms and gold #5 earrings.
Please hand the wardrobe staff a big stack of pinkslips, thanks.
Betty and Daniel get stopped by security because why now? How scary would that Easter egg hunt be with the guys from The Matrix running around asking for credentials? Shouldn't they have checked that when people entered? Yeesh, fun holiday times at Matt's house.
Daniel of course cannot find the ticket that he never got, and security grabs him to haul him out of there. Betty tries to explain and look who sees them...Matt. Oh, and he's pissed. He looks at Betty like a disappointed father, shakes his head, looks down and...smacks his lips? Creepy. Also, when he looks back at her, did anyone else notice he seemed to look downright violent? Me no likey.
He seems pretty judgmental for a sexaholic.
Betty goes up to Matt and says, "I know you're mad." Betty, you should have said, "I'm so sorry, I have no idea how he got in here - he's desperate I tell you, DESPERATE!" But no, she goes with the truth again. "You lied to me," he says. She tells him Amanda got fired with about half of Mode and she couldn't just come to this event and drink champagne and looks for Easter eggs. Then you should have stayed at the office, bizzitch.
Matt tells her she could have come to him about that. Uh, Douchey Doucherson, she DID but you turned her down. She asks him if he would have changed his mind and he has nothing to say. That's right, in your face. "Is this really what you want?" he asks. YES THAT IS WHY SHE ASKED YOU. Am I the only one paying attention here? Jesus!
Daniel is walked by with security who apparently decided to parade Daniel around instead of just throwing him out when they first grabbed him. Matt tells the security guards that Daniel is with him. Way to be a hero, Matt. Matt introduces his dad to Daniel in such a polite way you'd never know he was such a tool.
Cal tells Daniel he doesn't remember seeing his name on the guest list. Well clearly he is here, so let's get past it...no wait, he was joking. Oh the rich and their powerfully intimidating jokes. Heh, heh, blow me. They go to have a drink. Betty thanks Matt, he smiles, looks disappointed, looks down, and walks away. You know what would be totally cool is if the sandwiches they were serving at this thing were courtesy of GIO'S DELI. Forget hiding the submarine, hide the submarine sandwich!
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Comments (1)
Nice recap! Just a nerd accounting note: When companies don't have enough money to cover all their debts, they can file Chapter 11. In Mode's case, where there is no money (Daniel and Willi are using their own cash), they would have to file Chapter 7, which is basically liquidating the company and closing the doors. Anyway, back to Ugly Bettyville, where the real world rules don't apply.
1 of 1 | Posted by kczar | Posted on May 10, 2009 6:23 AM