"Yeah Betty, what are you doing?" Gio asks. Seems like he'd be the first one to come up with the idea of a "Betty Sandwich," don't you think? They guys then begin to tell her that she needs to make a choice, make a choice, make a choice! Betty's choice is to jump to her death from the balcony of the hotel. Yes, because when two great guys are after you at the same time, death really is your only option.
Two men want me? Screw this noise, I'm outta here!
Suddenly Betty wakes up and she's still at the softball game (boring!). Everyone is looking at her and Naomi Campbell says, "Is she alright?" Yes, no need to worry about yet another assault and battery charge, you freak.
Looking up, she says, "I know what to do."
I could've had a V-8. And sex with two guys at once!
We begin a montage of Hilda looking at her Amber necklace and bemoaning the fact that she doesn't have Coach (sell the necklace on eBay!), Willie being fêted at Mode for her killer bitches - I mean pitches - while Claire looks on and give Alexis a look of death, Daniel putting his arm around Junior and looking at Willie being cheered, Betty looking at a picture of her mother, Coach playing skins at school and oh crap, Hilda's shown up in a tragic heart-shaped link belt and kisses him, back to Daniel looking at Willie and the trophy (damn, did she win the Stanley Cup?), Willie rubbing it in his face, and Betty walking down her stairs looking around and hugging Papi...what decision did she make? Which one? Is she going to Tucson? Rome? Papi gives her a lunch bag! She hugs Justin! She steps outside and....the camera pans back all the way to Jersey and shows a plane flying over! What a summer cliffhanger, viewers!
Why do I have the feeling Munckins are in my future?
Any guesses? I think she went to Rome alone to think. Or maybe she went to Paris, Daniel shows up with Junior, and they all go to work on a new magazine, Mode Tots. It's going to be a long summer without our Betty. Hope the softball team does well, though. It would be great to see everyone come back in the fall with huge beer guts!
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Comments (3)
I agree...I think she went somewhere, maybe Rome, by herself to think. Remember 90210 when Dylan wanted to take Kelly on a trip around the world and Brandon proposed and she chose herself? I think it's exactly like that... And I agree also that there will probably be some type of new magazine for Daniel where Betty will work...not sure how it will all tie together, but that's what I think!
1 of 3 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on June 2, 2008 9:51 AM
Nice recap. I think most non-entitled people are going to have sympathy for Willie (who deserves/earned the job) over Daniel (who inherited and feels entitled to it). His sibling is a creep.
Betty's obviously going somewhere - but probably not with Gio or Henry. (The show couldn't stand her moving to Arizona, or leaving Meade publications, for that matter.)
Daniel could be the poster child for why many "regular" people resent spoiled, entitled children of the rich. Sort of a male version of Paris Hilton.
2 of 3 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on June 2, 2008 9:56 AM
useful recap thanks, but whats with the crappy religious jokes,,,"shiiite muslim"?? thats rude.
3 of 3 | Posted by ibbywee | Posted on September 24, 2008 4:39 AM