Back at the office, Betty calls Marc 20 feet away and tells him she has already booked the photographer as well as Papi for the catering because he didn't start a new job recently and he has plenty of time to cook burros. I mean churros. Marc tells Betty once again that he thinks Matt is out to lunch, then says, "We only have 4 days to put this together," and I'm thinking YETI is a really stupid program with very little value if all they are giving these kids is 4 days to pull this off - even if they weren't working that would be a tough one. Stupid, hairy, YETI.
Marc tells her that one of the other groups already kicked out their slacker and when Betty plays dumb, Marc explains in food terms so Betty understands. "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there and Matt's looking a lot like lunch!" Hope they have something to drink with that dog.
Over in Daniel's office, he has nothing better to do than look at engagement rings and whine to his mother he can't find a good one. Or...OR...you could take the work day to run your MAGAZINE. "Am I crazy for even talking about this?" He asks Claire. Claire says yes, pretty much, when you talk about spending your life with a dying woman. But isn't that par for the course when it comes to Daniel's ability to commit?
Daniel says that it is going to be painful whether they get married or not, so why not make one of Molly's dreams come true? Claire agrees and tells Daniel that even with all the ups-and-downs she and Bradford had, they always had love. Really? Because you were an alcoholic harpy and he was a philanderer, and that doesn't sound like a lot of love was being shared. She hands Daniel her diamond ring to give to Molly. Wow, that is a lot of bad karma to be passing on to a soon-to-be-dead woman. Ask her now!
Betty walks into the office and Daniel gives her the hand, she gets pissy and Claire gives her the hand then turns Betty (not an easy maneuver) to the balcony where Molly was just hanging out while Daniel surfed the net for rings. Daniel gets on one knee and asks Molly to marry him, she says yes, I barf, and Claire and Betty cry.
At Casa Suarez, Hilda thinks Daniel and Molly getting married is nice since Molly will have someone by her side when she starts losing her hair. Papi walks in and is greeted with the "pity 'Hi' " because everyone knows Elena is considering a job 3000 miles away. They tell him he should tell Elena she should stay because of what he has to offer. "If you like it, put a ring on it," Justin says. Turns out Papi didn't think they'd approve. But now that he knows they like her, they'll get engaged. Because nothing says love like getting engaged to stop someone from moving away.
Over at Marc's apartment, he comes screaming in that someone named Adele agreed to do their photo shoot, and I show my age by not knowing who in the hell that is. "I was able to secure it in five degrees," Marc says, and it did have to go through Kevin Bacon who although not gay is always a part of any "degrees" situation. Marc tells Matt that he already told them the shoot would be at the planetarium so "Don't let me down." Except that oops! Matt already did because it fell through.
Condemned to work for Wilhelmina Slater for another year? I WILL KILL YOU!
"When I called them this afternoon they said they already booked it for something else," Matt says. Marc goes to kill him much like I would. Marc screams at him for waiting so long then says, "SIDEBAR," and pulls Betty into the shower in the middle of the room, closing the curtain behind him. "We are voting him off the island, he is the weakest link, auf wiedersehen, that's it, goodbye!"
This would almost be erotic if we didn't make each other retch.
"I can hear you, you know," Matt says. "THAT WAS THE POINT!" Marc yells, opening the curtain. "This was just for dramatic effect." Matt asks Betty if she wants to fire him too and after a long pause, she says no, but that this is really important to them but for whatever reason it seems like Matt doesn't care. Maybe that's because every night he sleeps on a big pile of money and sometimes he slathers on baby oil so when he wakes up the money is sticking all over him. Don't Betty and Marc do the same thing?
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Comments (1)
Yes, I agree. Where is Gio? Betty has poor, poor taste in men, although after what Matt has turned into, even Henry is starting to look better. Ah, telenovellas! Or telenovas. Whatever.
1 of 1 | Posted by Allison | Posted on May 22, 2009 5:36 PM