"Some of what she said actually made sense," Betty says, and let's not forget you do have a history of not finishing things, doyee. She and Matt get into a huge fight about this project that ends up being about them, and finally Marc has to intervene.
"HEY!" he says. "We lost Adele. Her manager heard you two fighting and called this 'Amateur Hour.' " So now they have the shoot set up and no "major" singer. Marc decides to call Bernadette for "help" a.k.a. to sleep with her to fix things. Ew. Matt decides to leave. "I might as well live up to my reputation," he says. Quitter!
Daniel shows up to the planetarium shoot and Betty's whining about how they lost Adele, Marc took off, and she got into a fight with Matt. Sorry she hasn't been at work all day. "It actually sounds like you had a worse day than I did," says Daniel because once again it's all about him. "Molly cancelled our wedding." Daniel said if it wasn't for all the troublesome wedding stuff, he'd marry her right now.
"Why don't you?" Betty says. "Right here?" Way to manipulate the situation to save your YETI project and career! Whoopeee! She's serious. They have the venue all night (seriously, who the hell paid for that?!?), a photographer, and wedding gowns back at Mode. If Molly picks a black one, that will once again save time and money! "And tacos are coming! You said Molly wanted tacos! Under the stars!" They look up to see the PLANETARIUM STARS.
Let's take lemons and make cherry antioxidant lemonade!
Daniel runs off to get Molly and the next scene is of them getting married by some alien. Claire asks Betty if the ceremony is legally binding. Why, did you forget the pre-nup? Trust me, she ain't taking anything with her, Claire. The alien is an ordained minister, so yep. "A mother's dream," Claire says.
The minister/alien says, "So long as you both shall live," to Daniel and he knows he'll be out of this by the season finale, so he says, "I do." They are pronounced widower and wife. Claps all around! Except for Matt who just has the clap.
The only way the Vatican will let women become priests:
If they are our alien overlords from another planet.
At the reception, Claire comes up to Willie and says it's a wonderful night. Willie agrees since Claire is finally marrying off her "man whore." She's got you there, Claire. "Oh, you haven't heard," Claire says. She tells Willie that Cal was impressed with her creativity and the way she put the magazine ahead of herself, so he made her Senior Vice President of Meade. "I report only to him and I have a say in ALL Meade publications, including Mode so try to clear your calendar on Monday to pitch me ideas," she says. What about Hot Flash? Who's going to run the sweaty old lady magazine now?
Needless to say, Willie is pissed. She pushes some aliens out of her way and goes into one of the exhibits. Behind the glass we see her screaming, smashing the planets, but no one can hear her. Why? Because in space...no one can hear you scream!
DON'T open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Betty is dancing with Daniel and Matt comes by. "May I cut in?" he asks. I don't know, will you be finishing this dance, ass? Matt says if he steps on her feet it's because he's a bad dancer, and she says if she steps on his, it's because she's still mad. Betty, a knee to the nads would get your point across better. I'm going to make t-shirts: Knee to the Knads! I think that extra "k" adds a little something.
He tells Betty that he wants to find something he's passionate about, but he hasn't found it yet, that's why he keeps trying. You might be more passionate if you actually finished something and had that sense of accomplishment, but then again maybe not. Who knows. "Please, don't give up on me," he begs. If she didn't give up on you because of your sexoholicism, your mother, your father, chances are good the unfinished projects aren't going to be an issue.
Betty was right! Matt found a new love interest already!
Suddenly Carnie Wilson breaks up their dance and Betty freaks out. Maybe she thinks Wilson Phillips is getting back together? "Adele!" Betty screams. "What are you doing here?" Ohhh. You kids and your music these days. She says she's here for the photo shoot as well as the foot massage Marc promised her, "Ta-ra," she says. Ta-ra? No seriously, that's what the closed captioning says. Ta-ra. Meh.
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Comments (1)
Yes, I agree. Where is Gio? Betty has poor, poor taste in men, although after what Matt has turned into, even Henry is starting to look better. Ah, telenovellas! Or telenovas. Whatever.
1 of 1 | Posted by Allison | Posted on May 22, 2009 5:36 PM