Papi is at the wedding (taco city, baby!), and he comes up to Elena to give her the ring he bought. Actually, it's a plane ticket. To California. He said the hospital called and said she hadn't turned the job down yet. Why would they have left that message with him? She says they'll still see each other long-distance. See ya, Elena, you were one character who didn't bug the hell out of me, so of course you are leaving.
As the most interesting character,
I must ask you to leave.
Adele is singing, and I seriously have no idea who this woman is, but kudos to her agent for product-placing her on Ugly Betty with the cherry antioxidant in liquid form.
"So, a couple getting married...crazy space aliens...and a woman smashing planets...and Adele..." Bernadette says back at YETI probably the next day because things move just that quickly. "I love it!" Of course she does, it makes no sense. They are the YETI winners! "You are the future of publishing!" Oh shit, I'm canceling all of my periodicals.
Bernadette tells them they won because of their work ethic and "not because of anything extra-curricular one of you may have done last night," she says, looking longingly at Marc. So basically they won because Marc serviced Bernadette, not because they had any real talent. Great.
Betty thanks Matt for...whatever and they kiss. Marc tells Bernadette he's going to a sing-a-long and "you know that men who normally go to sing-a-longs are..." he says. "A catch?" she finishes. "I love sing-a-longs. We certainly have a lot in common." Put on your hetero face, Marc.
Oh my God, I may have to see boobies again!
Daniel and Molly are getting ready for the honeymoon and she's letting him pick out her clothes because now that she's married she has no thoughts of her own. Should he really be leaving town right now what with the new infusion of cash to save his company? Moron.
Molly's brushing her teeth and heads into the bathroom while Daniel babbles on and on about what she can wear if they ever get out of their bedroom. He asks if she has any sunscreen and she doesn't answer, probably because she's dead.
In breaking news, Molly's dead. Actually, she just passed out on the floor and I must know who made that bathmat because I did not hear a thing and that must be some plush rug! Daniel rushes in and says, "Molly, Molly, can you hear me? Do you want me to call for help?" And we fade to black as Daniel tries to remember the number for 911.
Maybe she just realized she married Daniel Meade.
Next week? The two-hour season finale! Matt is talking future with Betty, looks like Betty is interviewing for a new job or at least shaking hands with someone at a better office than Mode and life is good...until Henry reappears because he's hedging his bets on Harper's Island. She says she loves Matt, but when she saw Henry, he "took her breath away." Why, is he a Dementor now? Dun-dun-dunnnnn! WHERE IS GIO!?!?
Henry's back!
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Comments (1)
Yes, I agree. Where is Gio? Betty has poor, poor taste in men, although after what Matt has turned into, even Henry is starting to look better. Ah, telenovellas! Or telenovas. Whatever.
1 of 1 | Posted by Allison | Posted on May 22, 2009 5:36 PM