Marilyn is all about capitalizing on this latest development. In his twisted mind the more insane people there are in the house, the more he'll blend in. Or, as he so endearingly puts it, "If everybody else starts acting like an asshole, then maybe I can pass for normal."
I cut my ear off so I wouldn't hear the voices anymore. That's normal, right?
Apparently, another issue in the house is a bitchy little war around personal fashion choices. It's just like how, if your going to run with the popular girls, you have to have the right clothes. Sadly, for Dave, speedos just aren't the right clothes.
Far be it from me to paint a picture of lewd, crude men totally devoid of any sensitivity or appreciation for the finer things in life. In fact, Shane Nelson, shows a sensitivity to fashion trends rivaling many country club teenagers, and he sounds just like every other bitchy little fashionista when he objects to Dave Kaplan's swimwear. After all, everyone knows speedos are gauche.
Secretly fantasizes about becoming Nina Garcia, already owns several of her dresses.
After downing large amounts of vodka and soaking in the pool, Dave and Tom make an attempt to steal away, sneaking through their bedroom into the privacy of the bathroom.
After everything that we've seen on this show, does anybody else think it's strange that the editors have blurred out Dave's ass crack?
Sadly, our boychiks aren't quite quick enough to make their escape, and an intrepid cameraman follows behind them. We see a shot of the pink décor and some suspicious noises, something along the lines of "ow, ow, ow". But, alas, by the time the cameraman catches up to them, Dave and Tom are standing, fully clothed, facing each other. Damn, those boys are fast under pressure. Perhaps in a fit of remorse over a rash act, or, simply still wanting validation for his current delusion, Dave starts begging Tom to hit him. And he begs, and he begs, and he begs some more. By now, I'm screaming at the TV, "grow some fucking balls and hit the little twit." My hubby is not impressed. Tom Lawlor shares that he didn't really want to hit Kaplan, but sometimes you just got to do things in life that you don't want to do. Thank you, Lord. Finally, Lawlor swings and connects:
KERPOWEE!!!
Dave hits the floor, like a dead man.
Dude makes a really ugly corpse.
Okay, I officially want a job working crew on this show. Seriously, this is better than going to the zoo. Note to Big Daddy: I will pay to work production for this show as long as I get to be onsite.
"Kaplan I wasn't knocked out but my jaw does hurt. I wanted to see how hard he hits."
After, Dave Kaplan, is revived to his normal delusional state of existence, Tom Lawlor takes a moment to share his beliefs concerning the laws of physics."When somebody at 205 lbs hits a midges the midget usually gets knocked out."
Tom knows this from his time competing in Midget Tossing.
The next morning Shrek is cleaning bottles and glasses off the table. I can't help but notice that he's handling the glasses that contain a suspicious golden substances extremely carefully. And, after reading the fighter's blogs for this week, it does seem that there is reason for him to be extra careful. But, just in case the producers decide to air these antics next week, I won't share them here to avoid spoiling the episode. However, if you're curious google Ryan Bader blog.
As the last two light heavyweights, Nog calls out Shrek and Kyle to fight. Despite hailing from the same pro fighting team, there seems to be very little love between black belt, urinemeister, Vinny and Shrek, Jr. Vinny pretty much slams Shrek's fighting abilities in the confessional, and I'm thinking that if Vinny and Shrek end up facing off it's going to get nasty.
On the way back from practice, the loveable, but totally nerdy, red team decides that it's time to play a prank against Shrek, Jr. And, OMG, the producers really need to give these guys a lesson on pranks. This weeks stunt involves pushing Shrek's mattress into his closet, filling the closet with toilet paper, and then filling his room with every conceivable moveable object in the house. As a final touch they place a sign on his door.
Go Red Team. *Sigh!*
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Comments (10)
Krystof is really the only guy on the Blue team that I like. But you are right Yenta. He totally looks like a serial killer.
I've seen so many shots of the ring girls on this show and these recaps from the neck down, I started to wonder if she even had a head. Thanks for clearing that up.
1 of 10 | Posted by FreewayShark | Posted on November 15, 2008 9:30 PM
Great Recap, Yenta!! And, FreewayShark, you're funny, love your comment about the ring girl. My husband said the same thing: )
I read Ryan Baders blog and I'm amazed that Spike TV decided not to show the urine drinking. I guess there is a line of decency in reality TV.
I really really hope that Hugger John wins next week. Not just because I like Hugger John, but because I don't like Frank Mir!!
2 of 10 | Posted by rosesarered | Posted on November 16, 2008 7:42 AM
So, either Mir or Nog is going to fight Brock Lesnar, it should definitely make for an interesting fight.
Is it just me or is It hard to imagine any of the fighters on this show fighting at that level?
3 of 10 | Posted by bmcl | Posted on November 17, 2008 7:31 AM
I don't know if anyone will find this interesting, but Hugger John's nickname is "Buckets of Blood". Can't wait for his fight.
4 of 10 | Posted by Hey Buddy | Posted on November 17, 2008 8:03 AM
Another excellent recap. And with not so much to work with.
The most interesting (educational) part of this season is the contrasting style and personalities of the coaches. I feel like Mini Big Nog is a credit to the sport and would be proud to be associated with him. And then there is that other lubhead...
I wonder how much their teams reflect the coaches original picks as opposed to the coaches' ongoing example.
5 of 10 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 17, 2008 1:39 PM
Hey Folks,
FreewayShark: I agree with Roses you are funny : )
Rosesarered: I'm amazed that Spike didn't show the urine drinking. If they get through the season without showing it, my faith in reality TV decency will be slightly improved.
Bmcl: Now that I'm paying attention to some of this stuff, I'm feeling kind of bad for Randy Couture. Isn't kind of weird that a guy who's only fought five times (four times?) is getting a shot at the title?
HeyBuddy: I saw that about his nickname as well. Also his fights usually win 'fight of the night', so hopefully it's going to be a good one. I'm keeping my fingers crossed. I also really want to know who's going to be paired up for the semis
Fire@will: I totally agree with you about the coaches. I'm sure that most of the blue team members would have behaved better with stronger leadership. I also have to admit that Nog has gone a long way to helping me see redeeming aspects about this sport and making me at least a temporary fan.
Heart and hugs,
Yenta
6 of 10 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on November 17, 2008 2:25 PM
Actually Yenta, Randy Couture only had 4 professional fights before he won he UFC heavyweight belt himself. So don't feel bad for him because he went through a very similar path to Brock Lesnar.
7 of 10 | Posted by FreewayShark | Posted on November 17, 2008 4:27 PM
FreewayShark:
I thought Randy Couture was like a grand old gentleman of the UFC. Wow, was I wrong. It's still weird to me that these athletes can get to the top so quickly. I guess it's just part of being in a young sport. I'm a little worried about Nog being able to beat Lesnar. Sigh...
Thanks for the info, I really appreciate your help in learning this stuff.
8 of 10 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on November 18, 2008 10:15 AM
You're welcome Yenta.
9 of 10 | Posted by FreewayShark | Posted on November 18, 2008 5:54 PM
Great recap, yenta! I feel like I'm getting to know these guys in ways that, well, make me feel rather uncomfortable (it takes an awful lot for me to feel that way, but between the peeing and the psychotic episodes I kinda feel all oogy). Still, it is incredibly interesting, thank you for breaking it down for me, cuz otherwise I'd just be kinda "huh?"...
love, J-Mo :)
P.S. Thanks for the beefcake shot, my BF certainly DID enjoy it... maybe next time if you find a shot of a fat boy you can post that for me? (You know my idea of white-hot-sex-god is John Goodman... *grin*) Huggles!
10 of 10 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on November 20, 2008 7:56 AM