Last week, we learned that the town of Neptune was sponsoring an essay contest, and wouldn't you know it, Logan Echolls won. Yes, I thought that Logan only excelled at smug comebacks. Who knew that there was a brain inside that penis head of his? Veronica, who knows Logan better than most of us, despite what your livejounral might say, is surprised herself, and when she reads his essay, it sounds very familiar. A good portion of the essay "borrowed" on themes from Easy Rider, a movie that Logan apparently likes to watch with all of his girlfriends, not just the dangerously skinny ones who get shipped off to Vermont. I'm not sure why he would cheat to win this contest, because the "winner" spends time with Woody Goodman. If Logan needed somebody to call "Daddy," I wonder why he didn't just go to jail. Perhaps he just likes to blow shit up, or maybe he's just getting sick of hanging with Dick Casablancas.

Other than the essay contest, the big news of the week was the Sadie Hawkins dance. Veronica is still without a man in her life, but we can't tell if that is because she is searching and can't find one, or because she is still trying to get over Duncan. Maybe she should get some dating tips from Wallace, who has no problem reeling in the ladies; you can almost call him the madeyoulaugh of Veronica Mars. Jane is, of course, taking Wallace, her all-hands Nubian prince, to the dance, but Veronica will be there - taking pictures.

As enjoyable as it is discussing her non-existent sex life, Weevil gets Veronica's attention and tells her that he needs her help, but Veronica doesn't just give it up that easily, so she asks Weevil to pay. Weevil knows that Veronica will eventually get curious and want to know anyway what is going on, and he is exactly right. After a few moments, Veronica gives in and Weevil lets her know what is on his mind. He wants to prove that Thumper killed Felix, but he can't just go to the police because Thumper has video of Felix beating up Curly Moran.