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V has to break the bad news to Max that he's in love with a hooker, and she has to tell his buds that they blew a grand and their friend didn't get "blown", but Max still believes in a thing called love and he wants his hooker FOUND! So with his pals' help, V searches on EROTIC.COM ("the Zagat's guide for hookers") for Chelsea's specs until she finds the only two (Fiona and Lisette) that could be her, and sets up a play date for that night with both of them (and Max) at Logan's place.

Back at home, V and her dad have a funny little role play over the Dean's file. Keith's not getting any new info from it, but V shares the info she knows about the Dean's office getting egged. She tells Keith that her money is on Nish as the egger b/c Nish was all up in lesbian arms about getting canned as the editor of the paper after the rape scandal, and she told the Dean that he'd regret it.

That night before hookerfest, V tries asking Logan about whether he's ever been with an "escort" but he won't tell. Lisette shows up first, and when she sees LoVe- she offers to do both for extra money. Max says she's not Chelsea, and although Logan hates wasting what's been paid for- she takes her money and leaves. Fiona shows up next and she IS Max's Chelsea, but really named Wendy. She's very happy to see him and de-virginizes him on right on the couch for free! No- she just keeps kissing him and talking to him in the baby voice that I hate when girls use, so now I'm gagging as well as LoVe who are watching this all go down in the living room. Nice time for the doorbell, except when V answers it's her old high school nemesis and world-class ho, Madison. If she's looking for dick, Dick's not there but she does find out that V and Logan are together again. After she leaves, V tells Logan that if Dick is gonna be dicking Maddie again- he needs to find a new roomate 'cuz she's a few inches away from slapping that ho' DOWN!

Keith is suited up in his old sheriff's uniform to try and shake down the Liliths. As he's admiring himself in the mirror, V comes in with a boombox to compliment his outfit and really turn the ladies on. I'll have some milk with MY "Mars bar" please! He heads over to the Lilith house and talks to the two "butch" Cassidys, Clair and Fern. They are all intimidated by his cop routine (literally) and are giving up the fact that they egged the Dean's office but say that Nish wasn't involved, until Nish appears. Ever the journalist, she knows that Keith isn't a cop anymore and tries to back him into a corner about how he's garnering his info until she finds out that he thinks the Dean was murdered that night. On the way back from the house, Keith stops next to the real sheriff and gives him a jaunty little wave from his car. In your face Lamb!

Now that Max is happy with his hooker, he wants V to make her disappear. It seems that it's hard out here for Wendy's pimp, and Wendy's not getting out as easy as Max is "getting in". Wendy tells V that her biggest client is the honorable Judge Kramer. She says they never have sex, but he's the kinkiest b/c he likes to sneak her into his chambers and have tickle fights and walk in her shoes and use racial slurs against her. Sorry on that last one- wrong Kramer. V has her own liitle vendetta against Kramer, b/c her dad once busted him for taking bribes but he never had to own up to it. Back to Logan's, where a new knock to his door brings a busted up ho looking for Wendy.

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