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It turns out that Mr. Happyfists sent her over to get Wendy and the thousand bucks owed to him for last night's trick or else he's gonna beat her up. Wendy tells Max she has to go, and he gives her the money but vows to work to get her back. As Max is moping on Logan's sofa, V finds the ho's purse with her purple eye makeup and deduces that ho and ho conned Max out of his money by faking the bruises. Now V wants revenge on Wendy-ho, and hatches a plan to blackmail Mr. Happyticklefeet Kramer out of the money to pay Max back and get Wendy in trouble with her pimp. She uses Max's cell to call the Judge and tell him what she knows and says she won't tell if he leaves a grand in a locker at the bus station and calls when it's ready to be picked up. Foolproof plan-right?

Now that everyone's happy, V and Logan settle in for some down and dirty of their own. Post-coitus, V starts asking q's AGAIN about hookers and lies. Logan really doesn't want anything to do with this convo., but she says secrets are bound to surface and if they tell all they can become more intimate. I don't know why girls can't just shut up after sex, and I am a girl- but in this case it's Logan freakin' Echolls we're talking about and his history should speak for itself. Why V wants to know these things could NOT turn out well, so maybe Logan should have some duct tape of roofies on hand ( as V has experience with both) but either way he plays along and they start asking and telling.

Here's the breakdown:
NO- to hookers
YES- to passing out in Mexico with Mercer and not realizing that he returned to Neptune to rape someone
YES- to fooling around on her when they were broken up, although he does say that it was stupid and he regrets it. (I saw that beach ho, I'd regret it too)
YES- to V still LoVeing him.
YES- to me realizing how smart girls can be so STUPID when they're getting the high hard one from from a hottie with a penishead. INTIMACY ROCKS!!!

Back to our blackmail, Max lets V know that the Judge has called back and they go the bus station to make the pickup. When they open the locker, there's a note inside that says "GO OUTSIDE, GET IN THE LIMO, OR WENDY GETS HURT". When they go outside, they are met by a Mark Wahlberg/ gorilla-like limo driver that tells them to get in. The limo pulls away and we see the license plate of WER9878. I don't know if this is supposed to mean anything, but I can't figure it out so help me if it does. Inside the limo, Gorilla Wahlberg sits between Max and V across from Mr. Happy (there IS a Mr. Happy!) and the pimp. The "agent" as she likes to call herself (yes, she is a SHE) says that trying to blackmail Kramer will only get V and Max into a world of hurt and she'll gladly release Wendy from her whoreitude with no questions asked if she gets paid the $10,000 owed to her for making Wendy the woman that she is today. Tattoo removal, new clothes, teeth and rent don't come cheap! Max says he'll pay and to take him to the bank which is a lesson for all of us who worked flipping burgers or tutoring our way through college. Cheaters do win! This dude has more readily available cash than Kevin Federline, AND he got to bang a better-looking ho too!

Now that Wendy is out, she's crashing with Max until she gets a job and a place to stay. Weevil sees the gang in the cafeteria and thinks he recognizes "Fiona" from his fave strip joint. He even remembers her dragon tattoo, but V hushes him up and he wisely obeys. V asks Wendy her secret to getting/keeping a man, and she says to always trust the power of interesting lingerie. Back in Max's dorm room, his and Wendy's bedded bliss is interrupted by his roomate's offer to hook her up with non-hooker cash by being a stripper for his brother's bachelor party. Wendy declines and Max is offended, but he does remember the dragon on her purse and the connection to the tattoo is made.

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