Last week's episode of Veronica Mars ended with a teaser of Veronica saying "I'm pregnant!" I've thought of nothing but abortion all week long. Thanks, Veronica Mars. Teen pregnancy happens. I get it. I wouldn't be here without it. But please don't let it happen to my girl! I know I should have faith, but I've been burned before. Is this gonna be like when Facts Of Life turned the girls' house into a candy store with no Mrs. G? I can't take it! Finally, Tuesday night arrives. Tivo, you can have the night off. Don't get all mopey on me, you're looking haggard. Rest up. No, wait, sorry I need you again. I have to go to 7-11 for some ice cream. If Veronica gets pregnant, I'll get fatter. I'm loyal like that.
Fade up on Veronica sleeping happily in Logan's arms. Wow. She just found out he'd boned her archenemy and she's already forgiven him. That was way quicker than usual. It's becoming routine, like saying bless you after someone repeatedly sneezes wads of snot in your face. She kisses him, gets out of bed, and goes to take a breath of fresh morning air on the balcony overlooking a snowy forest. Snowy forest? V goes back to the bedroom to ask Logan what happened to the always sunny backdrop, but he's busy. A giggly woman is riding him like an electric bull at a bachelorette party. MADISON! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! SHE CAN ONLY KILL YOU IN YOUR DREAMS!!
Killer Ho
The Sidekick rings and wakes her up, saving her from the Killer Ho. It's the electric bull. Logan's flirty and charming this morning, grateful to have his girl back. Veronica doesn't know what to say, so she stays pretty quiet while he wittily quips at her about their big date tonight. She plays it cool and hangs up, but there's only so much Naked Killer Ho induced sleep deprivation one girl can take. Hope he enjoys this lovin' feelin', cuz soon it's gone, gone, gone. Woah oh oh oh.
At school, Vero's approached by Slutty Bonnie, who we last saw dry humping Dick at the Pi Sig party when her boyfriend, TA Tim, went all Sharky on her ass for cheating. Awkward. I'd kind of let it slip my mind. A lot happened that night, what with Veronica almost getting raped and all. Tim forgave Bonnie, loved her and helped her change her slutty ways, but it was too late. She was knocked up and didn't know who the daddy was. It was either her multiple personality TA/janitor boyfriend or Dick. That's all Neptune needs, another tiny Dick let loose on it's streets.
That catastrophe would have to wait for another day, cuz Bonnie had miscarried after being slipped RU486, the morning after pill. She knew she was drugged because she broke out in a rash and the doctor did blood work. Daaammmmnnn. She says she didn't think Tim drugged her, because he had embraced the idea of a baby, even asking her to marry (ew) him. And even though Dick made the obligatory Dick move and told Bonnie he would only pay for an abortion after he saw results of a paternity test, he doesn't seem clever enough to come up with the RU480 plan. He's capable of coming up with some MJ420, but that makes the body crave eggs, not expel them. Even though Veronica can't fathom how anyone could be happy with Tim ("he takes caaare of me!"), she agrees to take the case.
Before V can get any work done, she has some loose ends to wrap up on yesterday's file: The Case of the Busted Boyfriend. When she gets to the loft, Logan's waiting in his dapper, handsome future husband disguise. Why is she in jeans? He looks up at her face and she's teary. Ruh-roh.
"Did you have sex with Madison over winter break?" He looks down at his sleeve, wondering whether or not he should even bother finish locking the cufflink. He admits he lied point blank, but it's because she didn't have a right to know since they were broken up (didn't he watch Friends?) and he knew she wouldn't be able to deal with "the whole Madison thing".
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Comments (2)
Great recap. Thanks!
1 of 2 | Posted by aholic
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Posted on February 9, 2007 10:41 AM
great recap Flipit! The killer ho screencap is hi-larious! See- we knew that V wouldn't REALLY be pregnant. I think that the focus on the teenage son was just a typical VM misdirection as he is the O'Dell's biological son and not one with Mindy. I don't think he shot his dad.
2 of 2 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on February 9, 2007 4:50 PM