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by J-Unit

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I am still busy on my recap of the series premiere of Veronica Mars which, as always, presents a great mystery to the viewer. Expect the recap sometime tomorrow, but in the meantime, let us solve a mystery on our own! Who has the biggest penis head? A) Indianaoplis Colts All-Pro QB Peyton Manning, B) Veronica Mars star Jason Dohring or C) some random actor I just saw on Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Leave your answers in the comments.

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Posted by J-Unit on October 4, 2006 4:47 PM

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So mean. Peyton Manning. Eli Manning. Both Mannings.

Posted by: tvtvtv [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 5:20 PM(#1 of 17)

Manning. Blech!

hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 5:42 PM(#2 of 17)

RANDOM ACTOR! ewww

Posted by: HoosierKatie [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 6:10 PM(#3 of 17)

Random Actor!

Posted by: g3 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 6:27 PM(#4 of 17)

I take it back. Jeffrey from Project Runway wins.

Posted by: g3 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 6:30 PM(#5 of 17)

i second that g3

Posted by: eightyschica [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 6:39 PM(#6 of 17)

Does anyone know when VM will be re-run?

Posted by: maybeimamazed02 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 8:15 PM(#7 of 17)

Geez, J-Unit, penis head, you are so witty and sharp. I mean Come On, your still on that logan is a penis head, its kind old and annoying and as a avid reader of tvgasm, calling logan a penis head will ruin your Vmars recap. By the way, Huge fan JUnit.

Posted by: sloppyseconds [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 4, 2006 8:17 PM(#8 of 17)

totally the law and order guy

Posted by: tigereye [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 7:27 AM(#9 of 17)

ha, just read the other comments, I third Jeff from PR.

Posted by: tigereye [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 7:29 AM(#10 of 17)

I'm contributing to the write in votes for Jeffrey.

But the Law and Order guy is a close second.

Posted by: Volcat [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 8:15 AM(#11 of 17)

Mannings head is clearly uncircumsized. Making it bigger than the rest.

Posted by: America's Next Top Fan [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 8:47 AM(#12 of 17)

It's no contest...Jeffrey from Project Runway. Random actor isn't even a close second.

Posted by: KarenGwyn [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 9:07 AM(#13 of 17)

It is hands down - Peyton Manning. I mean, look at that neck, it is totally a penis shaft.
That guy's commerical makes me sick. Look under his hair!

Posted by: may1 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 11:50 AM(#14 of 17)

I don't know if it's camera angles, but Peyton Manning appears to have a few inches on the other guys. And right around his eyes, the top of his head mushroom-caps just like a penis. Law & Order guy is a close second, with Jeffrey from PR just being a penis.

Posted by: flymotha [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 1:19 PM(#15 of 17)

A! A! A!
That's not a doctored, squished pic?

Posted by: CrazyTrain [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 1:32 PM(#16 of 17)

I'm gonna have to go with Random Actor. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty.

By the way, J-Unit -- I checked out the season premiere of Veronica Mars, on your highly-regarded recommendation (never having seen the show before), and it did not disappoint! I really liked the show, even tho I missed some of the inside jokes, and wasn't sure how the characters related to one another. What's the deal with the drunk surfer dude and how does he connect with the other characters? And the bit with Veronica's dad and the guy he was helping run from the law totally went over my head. Oh well, I guess I'll have to check out the DVDs this weekend to get caught up.

Thanks again for your relentless support of this show. I may not have ever checked it out if it wasn't for you!

Posted by: bluebell [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 5, 2006 1:43 PM(#17 of 17)

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