May 31, 2008

Viva Hollywood!: Adios and Buenas Friggin Noches!!!

Hola Chicos,

Here it is, the episode we've all been waiting for and, after what we've been forced to sit through for the last seven weeks, it better be f**king fabtaculous. I'm not kidding. VH1, I've got some pretty high expectations and I'm expecting you to deliver, or at least reimburse me for all the booze that I've used to sit through this show.

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I've even been inspired to decorate my house

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May 28, 2008

Viva Hollywood!: Scandal Whores Unite!!!

Hola Chicos;

This week it's all about scandal, those bitchy revelations that spice up our lives and provide the lifeblood of the Internet. We're down to four contestants and we've got the Queen Bitch of them all, Perez Hilton, to help cut them down to three.

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Bitches, you are going to love me!!

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May 21, 2008

Viva Hollywood!: The Art of Seduction

Hola Chicos,

It's time for the sixth deadly sin...you guessed it, SEDUCTION!!! So to get you in the mood I'm offering this little teaser:

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Feeling frisky yet?

There's more where that came from, so let yourself be seduced by the producers wily charms and take the jump...

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May 14, 2008

Viva Hollywood!: A Whole Lot of Shaking Going On!!

Hola Chicos!!!

Just in case you missed it, this week we are graced with the f**king fabtaculous CHARO!!

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The personification of a million wet dreams

So take a deep breath, gather your courage and take the jump...

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May 8, 2008

Viva Hollywood: Introducing The Psycho Bimbo Stalker From Hell

Hola Chicos,

This week we get all kinds of psycho-drama with our past-life regressing, genital switching, chihuahua loving contestants. It's definitely a chow down, face stuffing week, so grab your booze and chips and take the jump...

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My husband thinks he's a chihuahua. A chihuahua, I tell you.

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April 30, 2008

Viva Hollywood!: Vinci proves on and for all that beauty is as beauty does...

Hola Chicos,

We're down to nine beautiful chicos and, of course, Vinci, and we're back with another sinful week of Telenovela drama. So, grab your salt and lemons and prepare to pound that tequila because we're gonna do vanity the Viva Hollywood way...

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Remember, it takes a lifetime to look this good

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April 23, 2008

Viva Hollywood: Warning: Naked Yoga May Cause Shrinkage

Hola Chicos,

It's time again to join our favorite telenovela starlets and party down. Break out the tequila and feel free to get naked alongside our contestants as they shake their privates in hopes of winning this train wreck.

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What exactly does "free Wille" mean?

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April 16, 2008

We're Gonna Have A Party

Holla Gasmii;

It's time to break out the Tequila. Just when you thought that you'd seen everything that TV had to offer we get Viva Hollywood, the great train wreck of telenovelas.

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Full of Oscar Worthy Moments

So be brave and take the jump...


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May 31, 2008:Viva Hollywood!: Adios and Buenas Friggin Noches!!!
May 28, 2008:Viva Hollywood!: Scandal Whores Unite!!!
May 21, 2008:Viva Hollywood!: The Art of Seduction
May 14, 2008:Viva Hollywood!: A Whole Lot of Shaking Going On!!
May 8, 2008:Viva Hollywood: Introducing The Psycho Bimbo Stalker From Hell
April 30, 2008:Viva Hollywood!: Vinci proves on and for all that beauty is as beauty does...
April 23, 2008:Viva Hollywood: Warning: Naked Yoga May Cause Shrinkage
April 16, 2008:We're Gonna Have A Party