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Hola Chicos,
Here it is, the episode we've all been waiting for and, after what we've been forced to sit through for the last seven weeks, it better be f**king fabtaculous. I'm not kidding. VH1, I've got some pretty high expectations and I'm expecting you to deliver, or at least reimburse me for all the booze that I've used to sit through this show.
I've even been inspired to decorate my house
Hola Chicos;
This week it's all about scandal, those bitchy revelations that spice up our lives and provide the lifeblood of the Internet. We're down to four contestants and we've got the Queen Bitch of them all, Perez Hilton, to help cut them down to three.
Bitches, you are going to love me!!
Hola Chicos,
It's time for the sixth deadly sin...you guessed it, SEDUCTION!!! So to get you in the mood I'm offering this little teaser:
Feeling frisky yet?
There's more where that came from, so let yourself be seduced by the producers wily charms and take the jump...
Continue reading "Viva Hollywood!: Viva Hollywood!: The Art of Seduction" »Hola Chicos!!!
Just in case you missed it, this week we are graced with the f**king fabtaculous CHARO!!
The personification of a million wet dreams
So take a deep breath, gather your courage and take the jump...
Continue reading "Viva Hollywood!: Viva Hollywood!: A Whole Lot of Shaking Going On!!" »Hola Chicos,
This week we get all kinds of psycho-drama with our past-life regressing, genital switching, chihuahua loving contestants. It's definitely a chow down, face stuffing week, so grab your booze and chips and take the jump...
My husband thinks he's a chihuahua. A chihuahua, I tell you.
Hola Chicos,
We're down to nine beautiful chicos and, of course, Vinci, and we're back with another sinful week of Telenovela drama. So, grab your salt and lemons and prepare to pound that tequila because we're gonna do vanity the Viva Hollywood way...
Remember, it takes a lifetime to look this good
Hola Chicos,
It's time again to join our favorite telenovela starlets and party down. Break out the tequila and feel free to get naked alongside our contestants as they shake their privates in hopes of winning this train wreck.
Holla Gasmii;
It's time to break out the Tequila. Just when you thought that you'd seen everything that TV had to offer we get Viva Hollywood, the great train wreck of telenovelas.
So be brave and take the jump...