May 8, 2008

Viva Hollywood: Introducing The Psycho Bimbo Stalker From Hell

Hola Chicos,

This week we get all kinds of psycho-drama with our past-life regressing, genital switching, chihuahua loving contestants. It's definitely a chow down, face stuffing week, so grab your booze and chips and take the jump...

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My husband thinks he's a chihuahua. A chihuahua, I tell you.

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April 30, 2008

Viva Hollywood!: Vinci proves on and for all that beauty is as beauty does...

Hola Chicos,

We're down to nine beautiful chicos and, of course, Vinci, and we're back with another sinful week of Telenovela drama. So, grab your salt and lemons and prepare to pound that tequila because we're gonna do vanity the Viva Hollywood way...

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Remember, it takes a lifetime to look this good

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April 23, 2008

Viva Hollywood: Warning: Naked Yoga May Cause Shrinkage

Hola Chicos,

It's time again to join our favorite telenovela starlets and party down. Break out the tequila and feel free to get naked alongside our contestants as they shake their privates in hopes of winning this train wreck.

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What exactly does "free Wille" mean?

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April 16, 2008

We're Gonna Have A Party

Holla Gasmii;

It's time to break out the Tequila. Just when you thought that you'd seen everything that TV had to offer we get Viva Hollywood, the great train wreck of telenovelas.

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Full of Oscar Worthy Moments

So be brave and take the jump...


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May 8, 2008:Viva Hollywood: Introducing The Psycho Bimbo Stalker From Hell
April 30, 2008:Viva Hollywood!: Vinci proves on and for all that beauty is as beauty does...
April 23, 2008:Viva Hollywood: Warning: Naked Yoga May Cause Shrinkage
April 16, 2008:We're Gonna Have A Party