Anyway, Scott Grossman wastes no time in taking his little starlets outside, stripping them down to their swimsuits and whipping their asses into shape, showing them how to walk and talk on the runway. So, we get some nice gratuitous shots of the chico's shaking their booty's up and down the runway, while Berto grumbles that they had to walk like models, in Speedos for God sakes. But still, it must be better than naked yoga.
Tuchus, Tuchus, Tuchee
Grossman tells Jenn Pinto that she looks a little too 'Hoochi Momma,' which is hysterical. I'm definitely a Jenn Pinto fan, but she does look a little, shall we say unrestrained, in her bikini.
The swimsuit competition seems to be bringing out a number of insecurities among our contestants. Silvia shares that she lost 40 pounds in the last two years and she's used to feeling insecure about her body, but from what I can see she looks pretty smokin now. Too bad Jenny Craig hadn't thought to use her as their spokesmodel; they might have been spared the TMZ shots of Kirstie Alley falling off the food wagon at various high profile restaurants in LA. Roseny mentions that she feels self-conscious about her b-cup boobs, which after seeing Jenn Pinto's rack I can sort of understand. And then there's Vinci, who really needs to work on cultivating a few insecurities. I would so much rather hear about how uncomfortable he is in his Speedo, than the statement that millions of people want to see his private parts. I want to know what fool gave him that idea, because after the lucky elephant underwear, I can't begin to imagine my state of mind if Vinci manages to flash the camera. I'm warning you, VH1, millions of viewers across the country will be found curled up in fetal positions with their eyes gouged out.
Scott Grossman is not that impressed with Vinci's runway walk, even though Vinci is insisting, "I got it. Believe me I got it." Scott's not taking any of Vinci's arrogance and he's not one of the deluded million that Vinci was referring to. So, he tells Vinci that, despite what he thinks, Vinci does not have "it" because Vinci doesn't have the final look. Vinci is incredulous when he asks the camera just who he does he think he is? Well, Vinci, Scott Grossman is a major, out of the closet, in your face, pageant diva, while you are just a closet case, exhibitionist, queen with a big ego and I'm guessing a little package.
The beauty pageant will, of course, include a talent section. And I'm psyched because this group of actors must have some amazing talents; singing, dancing, oratory. You know, the things that usually go with acting. So, we have Jenn doing a hip-hop dance routine and Janet doing what she optimistically calls a "sexy dance." Now, the hip-hop might be cool, however, I've got to wonder what Janet means by a "sexy' dance." Is she going to strip for us? Is this something she does for her sex talk show or this just sideline she has to pay the rent? Which would generally make her a stripper not an actress.
Jenn does her hip-hop routine for Scott Grossman with her arms kind of flailing as she throws herself side to side. I'm hoping that the overall routine looks better than the short clip we got to see. Scott Grossman tells her to watch her lines and Jenn agrees to work hard.
Vinci and Kalain both decide to do fitness as their talent. You must be kidding me, "fitness?" This was, of course, Vinci's gem of an idea. Kalain, who might not be the swiftest boat in the ocean, jumps on board, wanting to demonstrate his abs routine, which will no doubt hold the judges breathless in admiration. Vinci, still vying for position of house diva, throws a hissy fit that Kalain has chosen his talent. I have to say that, at first, it kind of bothered me too that Kalain decided to do the same thing. And then, after hours of deep ratiocination, I decided that fitness was just another category like singing or dancing and it was fine for more than one person to choose it, as long as they didn't choose the same routine. It only took me a day to come up with that. Am I a deep thinker or what?
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Comments (1)
i have to agree with you yenta patrol. berto and jenn are my favorites in the house. they're both really good actors. jenn is cute and has a great personality. berto's really likeable too. is it me, or is roseny really judgmental and annoying? and don't get me started on vinci. he's just there for drama.
oh, and if i'm not mistaken, janet told vinci "you're a moron, not an actor".
1 of 1 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on April 30, 2008 2:01 PM