(6) Rob Conway pins Eugene He also ripped off the head of Eugene's stuffed animal before hitting Eugene with the Ego-Trip. Lesson? You do not touch the Con-Way's sunglasses. Also, do not look directly at his glowing orange body, as permanent eye damage, including blindness, can result.
"I know those diamonds are hidden here somewhere!"
(7) Carlito and Chris Masters defeat John Cena and HBK RAW's final match on Spike TV is the previously mentioned TexasTornadoTagTeamTablesMatch. A Texas Tornado match means all four wrestlers fight at the same time, while the Table aspect means the only way to win is to throw your opponent through a table. During Chris Masters' intro, Coach tells us in a breathy whisper that Chris Masters will be appearing on next week's Homecoming special on USA. HBK enters wearing an outfit made entirely of pleather and aluminum can pop-tops. This match is all over the place, and none of it is good. At one point, HBK superkicks the ref, who falls on the table and...cracks it. That's gotta hurt. A new ref comes in to take his place, which is just silly, since there are no rules or pinfalls in this match and the only way to win is to throw someone through a table. You don't exactly need a ref to verify that. Anyway, HBK is up on the ropes when Kurt Angle bumrushes the ring and tosses him through a table, ending the match and delivering the win to Masters and Carlito. Cena is about to give Angle an FU through a table when Bischoff smacks him in the nuts. Angle then throws Cena through the table, and Spike's final broadcast ends with Bischoff holding the title belt above his head.
So am I crazy, or did tonight's episode just suck balls? And did the constant shout-outs to USA get old? I swear, USA got plugged more often than Jenna Lewis on her "misplaced" honeymoon tape. Seeing as how this is RAW's last night on Spike TV, I really didn't expect much. But I still expected more than this. Of course, RAW's true USA litmus test won't be next week; with Mick Foley in Piper's Pit, we know that's going to be great. Rather, it's going to be the October 10th broadcast. If it's anywhere near as bad as tonight's, I might have to start recapping Monday Night Football.
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Comments (5)
God pro-wrestling sucks. It's sucks so bad. They didn't even give you any good material to work with. Is it true that Rick Flair used to be with Busto from BB6 but dumped her when he found out that she's actually older than he is?
1 of 5 | Posted by realiTV fan | Posted on September 27, 2005 10:54 AM
Thanks for noticing. These writers are killing me.
I think Busto broke into the business as the Fabulous Moolah's manager.
2 of 5 | Posted by copygodd | Posted on September 28, 2005 10:36 AM
It's a sad state when the signs are better than the show. Did you see the one when Mr McMahon came out - 'It the boss - look busy'?
3 of 5 | Posted by neighbor_steve | Posted on September 28, 2005 12:54 PM
Does anyone still watch pro wrestling any more? Personally, I got turned off it after I sat on a remote control while watching some porn with the sound off, and didn't notice for a good ten seconds. It was a men's match :(
4 of 5 | Posted by hecklerspray | Posted on September 28, 2005 2:17 PM
Not sure about the USA thing as all I heard was silence when those ass hats at spike bleeped em out...
I do hope that the writing gets better though... It should have gotten better with the draft but in stead it got worse... Smackdown is becoming a better show and that is not saying much...
5 of 5 | Posted by norsegod | Posted on September 29, 2005 7:57 AM