The episode actually started off on a fairly decent note, with a three-way match between HBK, the Big Show and Kane. Of course, the announcing team's constant insistence on describing the match as "historic" got a little old. I don't think a lot of fans have been staying up late praying for this match. Of course, not many fans have been staying up late praying for a skit featuring Vince forcing his way into JR's ass with the Jaws of Life either, but that didn't stop them from doing it. HBK wins the match with some well-timed Sweet Chin Music.

Next up, we get some footage of John Cena at a NASCAR event. There's a cross-promotion I never expected to see. According to Cena, going really fast in a car "feels like you crapped your pants." I feel like I just crapped in my mouth a little.

Time to pimp the next PPV, Taboo Tuesday. A countdown clock pops up in the left corner, telling us how much time's left before we can start voting. Meanwhile, to set up voting for the match between Coach and Stone Cold Steve Austin, the King asks the crowd what they think of the Coach. Not much, evidently. Next he asks if they want to see a replay of Coach getting beer dumped on his head from last week. This they're interested in. King reveals the choices for the Coach and Stone Cold's Taboo Tuesday match: A verbal debate, arm wrestling or a street fight. Hmm, wonder which it'll be...

Coach is not happy with Lawler or the crowd. Or Stone Cold, for that matter, and he decides to go down to the ring and call Stone Cold out. Did Steph lend the Coach her balls for the night? Here comes Stone Cold's truck down to the ring. Looks like Stone Cold's going to accept Coach's challenge. Nope, it's just Steph, who nearly trips over her implants trying to get out of the truck. Someone holds up a sign that reads "Coach is a popcorn fart." Unfortunately, this sets the tone for the rest of the evening.

During Coach and Steph's bit, the crowd starts chanting "slut!" at Stephanie. Her response? "It disappoints me that our fans can't be a little more original than just using the same old stuff." Hello, pot? It's the kettle. You're black.