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Steph says it's Stone Cold's fault that JR was fired. And teases him by adding if he touches a McMahon, JR will stay fired. Stone Cold teases back, and threatens to spank her. "What if I put you over my knee, pull your little dress up...gotta be careful your balls don't fall out." At that, everyone--Stone Cold, Steph, the Coach, Lawler and myself--start to laugh. Stone Cold recovers and asks the crowd, "If you want to see me give this girl a spanking, give me a Hell Yeah!" "Hell no!" Coach yells. Talk about balls. "Nobody wants JR here, and nobody certainly wants you here," he tells Stone Cold from the safety of the announce table. "So why don't you get in your pretty little truck, put your tail between your legs and run out of the arena like the scalded dog you are." Uh oh...

Before Stone Cold can kick Coach's ass, Steph says she has a proposition for him. "Great", Stone Cold says. "I've got $20." This prompts another laugh from the King. Because everyone knows Stephanie McMahon's propositions are a $50 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY. Steph tells him if he wants to get JR's job back, all he has to do is beat JC in a match on Taboo Tuesday. "If you win, JR will be rehired." Of course, Stone Cold doesn't trust her, but Stephanie says that as a McMahon, and as his boss, she guarantees it. At that, Steph leaves the ring so Stone Cold can get some beers drunk. Before leaving the arena, however, she informs Stone Cold that if he loses to Coach, he's fired. Stone Cold shows Steph she's still number one in his book, then drinks another beer on his way up to the announcing table. There, he taunts JC, breaking his sunglasses, ripping his shirt and filling his cowboy hat with beer, before putting the hat back on Coach's head. Lawler tells JC he has HBO: Horrible Beer Odor. And he's wearing ABC: Awful Beer Cologne. Good thing Lawler doesn't get Showtime.

After the break, Eric Bischoff announces a bunch of matches for Taboo Tuesday. Of course, Cena interrupts Bisch, straightening his jacket before heading back to the announce table to watch the 18-Man Over the Top Battle Royale With Cheese! Seventeen men are already standing in the ring when Eric introduces the 18th wrestler: Kane! As Kane enters the ring, Carlito tries to spit an apple in his face, and is promptly tossed out of the ring for his troubles. This match gets down to the final two pretty fast: Kane and Chris Masters, who's unable to lock in the Master Lock on the Big Red Machine and is tossed from the ring, making Kane the third contestant eligible for the Taboo Tueday voting. Cue big explosion.

So, what do you think? Did tonight's episode deserve a kick to the nuts, or just this recap?

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