Tonight’s RAW kicked off in a big way with the Big Show taking on Edge. Big Show was having his way with the smaller Edge until Snitsky, Show's opponent at this Sunday's Unforgiven PPV, interfered. Not one to be outdone by a toe-sniffing perv like Snitsky, Matt Hardy rushed the ring and attacked Edge. Not one to be outdone by a no-talent ass-clown like Matt Hardy, Eric Bischoff then stopped the match and made a tag match between Edge and Snitsky versus Big Show and Matt Hardy. The match is okay, but the commentary is definitely top-notch. Case in point: JR asks "Where else can you find the athleticism, the drama and the impact you find here every Monday night?" King adds, "Don't forget the action, adventure and a little humor thrown in every now and then." Coach then butts in with, "And the homoeroticism. Don't forget the homoeroticism." "Oh yeah," the other announcers agree. "We can't forget the homoeroticism." Later, when Big Show drops Edge on the family jewels, Coach points out the distraught look on Lita's face, explaining "she knows what's coming -- or not coming -- in a little while." (Finally, some non-gay commentary from the Coach. Although it was still centered around the output of Edge's thingy.) Eventually, Edge takes out the Big Show with his metal briefcase, and Matt Hardy loses. Again. To add insult to injury, Lita kicks him in the nuts before delivering Matt's own finishing move, the Twist of Fate. Then she pees on him.