(5) Shawn Michaels versus JBL in a Lumberjack Match HBK is accompanied to the ring by Team RAW The Jets: Big Show, Kane, Carlito and Chris Masters. JBL, meanwhile, has what's left of Team SmackDown The Sharks on his side: Randy Orton, ReyRey and Colorado Springs' very own Lashley. (Woohoo! Colorado Springs' getting some love! Shout out to my homies on Tejon!) Batista can't make it, as he's still recovering at the undisclosed nearby medical facility.
"Here come the Jets, Like a bat out of hell. Someone gets in our way, Someone don't feel so well! Here come the Jets: Little world, step aside! Better go underground, Better run, better hide! We're drawin' the line, So keep your noses hidden! We're hangin' a sign, Says "Visitors forbidden" And we ain't kiddin'!"
This rumble goes about how you'd expect. HBK is winning for a while, then JBL gets the upper-hand. It goes back and forth like this for a little bit longer, before the Lumberjacks jump in the ring and start a-brawlin'. But wait, here comes Batista! Wrapped in gauze and carrying a lead pipe, he takes care of bidness, finishing the job by giving Big Show a spinebuster. Who didn't see that coming? Besides Coach, who asks who would have thought that Batista would be the last man standing in the ring at the end of the night.
All in all, this was a pretty good build up for this weekend's Survivor Series PPV. Not good enough to get me to pay for it, but still, it wasn't bad. The question is, will any of you be watching?
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Comments (10)
still no comments? ugh, color me depressed.
hey, how 'bout those weavers? do they suck or what?
1 of 10 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on November 22, 2005 11:30 PM
Does Shelton Benjamin loose every week?
2 of 10 | Posted by America's Next Top Fan | Posted on November 23, 2005 5:34 AM
Great recap! Hope you feel better now. I'm no fan of bondage, but nice screencap of Trish.
Aside from JBL does anyone deserve their spot less that Cena?
3 of 10 | Posted by Rob | Posted on November 23, 2005 5:55 AM
unfortunately, shelton does lose every week. i don't think he's won a match since he lost his ic title last year.
jbl's a waste. he was so much more fun when he was bradshaw in the apa. and cena needs to turn heel or go home. his character now blows.
4 of 10 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on November 23, 2005 8:07 AM
is it me or is cena tryin way to hard to be cool? dont get me wrong, ima cena fan but i hate wen he gets all gangsta up... thats not cool. TRish is lookin HOTTER and HOTTER each and everyday i see her on RAW... im thinkin Team Smackdown will win at Survivor Series.. Havent seen Torrie for soooo long... Miss her sooooo much.. Same to Stacy..
5 of 10 | Posted by Lazy | Posted on November 23, 2005 8:46 PM
Heres my pieces:
1. The only good Cena is a Heel Cena
2. Shelton Benjamin needs to start winning
3. We need Muhammed Hassan (although he is pursuing acting, that aint gonna happen)
4. We need a new Womens Champ, that being Melina
5. We need Batista to kick Big Show and Kanes ass once and for all. A Batista Bomb on them wouldn't be all that bad.
6 of 10 | Posted by Kami | Posted on November 23, 2005 9:03 PM
Great recap, as always.
I'm pretty sure the Cena "ham sandwich" bit is akin to calling Angle a pussy. It works better if you use the full "open-faced roast beef sandwich" though.
That bit did die a brutal death, and while I'm no fan of "Rapper's Delight" Cena, this Rock Lite persona he's had since coming to Raw is utterly unwatchable.
The chicks are Raw's only saving grace at this point.
7 of 10 | Posted by Alpha Dog | Posted on November 24, 2005 10:20 AM
Come on, now. The Jets song was NOT written by Sondheim or Robbins. Everyone knows that song is from West Side Story, which was written by Leonard Bernstein. Get with the program, people.
8 of 10 | Posted by youknowwho | Posted on November 25, 2005 5:50 AM
shows what i know about showtunes.
although in my defense, the official westside story website lists music by bernstein, lyrics by sondheim and conception/direction/choreography/ by robbins.
9 of 10 | Posted by copygodd | Posted on November 25, 2005 2:21 PM
Sorry about not commenting, but I'm always reading. With everything going on lately, I was not able to catch RAW on monday. Luckily I had your recap to turn to.
And judging by the recap, I'm lucky I missed it.
10 of 10 | Posted by k@os | Posted on November 26, 2005 1:53 AM