Snark-O-Tron 8300 Instruction Manual

No new posts lately? Need a snarky comment, quirky observation, or asshole putdown to get you through the day? Well, look no further! Take whirl on the Snark-O-Tron 8300. Simply press the GENERATE button and the computer will create a randomized comment based on its database of television personalities. Want to direct a snarky snippet towards your friend? Just enter his or her name in the field and press the SUBMIT button. Who knows what the computer will come up with!

Alas, this old Wang computer is a little rusty though, so you may need to click a few times to get something worthwhile...