POSTS TAGGED: Abby Lee Miller

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I know I was slow in writing this, but my daughter and her boyfriend were home from college for the week, so I got to play Spring Break with them. This week Abby takes fashion tips [...]

I am filling in for SnoopK8 for a couple weeks… Please be patient if I mess up names… I’ve been watching the show for years, but now realize how little attention I pay to some of the details. Broadway Baby passed away and Abby is an ugly crier. She explains to the girls that she [...]

Welcome, Gasmii, to a special two-part Abby-sized recap to catch us up on the dance show we love to hate.  Or is it hate to love?  Either way, here we go! HAPPILY NEVER AFTER Previously, the moms were on their worst behavior, except for Yvette somehow, who showed that she might have some sort of [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Here we are again with Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  We’re down to just 7 dancers left.  We’ve got Lexine, Asia, Amanda, Brianna, Madison, Jordyn, and Hadley.  Last week, that whiny brat Elisabeth got sent home, and her witchy poo mother Erin had to pack her caboodle of Nyx cosmetics and hop a [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  Welcome to another crazy week of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  Sorry for the delay!  I was out of town and got super sick, so let’s get right to it. Previously on AUDC, Asia whined and should go home any minute, Kristie and Yvette were at it again, and we lost our dear boy [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Are we all happy to spend some more time with these (mostly) delightful children and terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mothers??  I know I am.  Let’s see what stunts are pulled this week, shall we? Previously on AUDC, Brianna shed tears over being picked on in school, the moms were heinous [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii!  I’m glad you guys are enjoying the ridiculousness that is Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  So let’s get to it. Last week, Zack danced wonderfully, Kyleigh Jai didn’t listen to Oda Mae Brown and got her ass cut from the show, Asia undeservedly snuck by, and the Yvette is a crazy fucking bitch [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  We’re back with another episode of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, so let’s dive right in! Previously on AUDC: dance mothers continue to be horrible garbage creatures, Elizabeth pulled out a sob story to distract from her less than stellar performance, and Tessa got the chunky ALM boot for fucking up her tap routine. [...]

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]

MisRed here covering for SnoopK8.  I apologize for the delay in posting… I had some issues.  Last week on Dance Moms we had Leslie Drama, hints of Jill Drama, a BIG Fat Group Win and impending Drama regarding the audition for Drop Dead Diva. It’s “pyramid” time. All Moms are present, except for Holly. “Where [...]

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