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Devon’s back!! And other things happen.

A look at tonight’s TV

But since he didn’t threaten to bury anyone in the rose garden, we can chalk it up to frustration and a lack of vitamin B in his diet and not full on Mel-mania.

Secrets, secrets hurt someone.

…can cause birth defects.

Maybe it’s enlightenment… maybe it’s Maybelline.

Ali figures out which 4 boys she wants to go home with – literally.

This is Vegas, they don’t need luck… Just hidden cameras.

Brain storm? Wintery mix of thoughts? A transient flurry of brain function?

Kimmel’s show last night, was it fake?

Why would Cougar Town even want to change it’s name?

Randoms news from the wacky world of “celebrities” served up from around the web.

Betty White is going to be on Nightline tonight talking about being the last surviving member of The Golden Girls.  It breaks my heart to watch her so sad.  She says “it’s ironic, because I was the oldest out of all them…isn’t that silly?” I just want to give her the biggest hug ever.  Poor [...]

Welcome back everyone! So excited for this episode! Let’s get right into it! We start off with the boys in the living room and they’re all looking cute and sleepy. Except Weatherman, who of course looks like he’s been up since 4am, rearranging his sock drawer and picking out ties. BTW – I totally have [...]

They can keep their plastic surgery secrets, but can they shut up when it counts for cash?

Checking out some new premieres

Welcome to a new season of “The Bachelorette”! My name’s bBitz and I’ll start by saying I’ve never watched a minute of these shows. In all honestly, I’ve given my best friend shit for years for pissing away endless hours on what I called a “whorefest”. But here I am now – dedicated to a [...]

Not a lot happens, there’s your recap.

Who is the best dancing has-been of them all?

After 10 weeks, DWTS has finally crowned a winner. Last night, Erin Andrews, Nicole Scherzinger, and Evan Lysacek battled it out for the the a mirror ball trophy, but unfortunately there can only be one winner.

-Interesting chart: Six degrees of Reality TV. -Sean Hayes is going to host the 2010 Tony Awards. -Lost finale: do you think it was ruined by its own fans?  Salon thinks so. -Paula Abdul’s new gig.  She’s CBS bound. -Kimmel brings you Lost‘s alternate ending. -Not another remake…Charlie’s Angels might make a comeback if all [...]

V’s first season comes to a close.

Semifinals Results: Miley Virus spreads.

-Paula Abdul may see Simon off at the Idol finale. -The Mac VS PC ads have been canceled. -Nice article about the dude that created $#*! My Dad Says. -Bret Michaels will attend the Celeb Apprentice finale. -Old Christine is NOT DEAD yet.

I swear, I think that Jesse James is the biggest douche to walk the planet. I in NO WAY feel sorry for him…and now that he’s “breaking his silence,” I almost hate him more. Here’s a preview of his upcoming Nightline interview. If I were him, I’d hide for a LONG time.

ABC has announced their new slate for the 2010-2011 year…here it is as follows: MONDAY: 8-10 p.m. — Dancing with the Stars 10-11 p.m. — Castle TUESDAY: 8-9 p.m. — NO ORDINARY FAMILY 9-10 p.m. — Dancing with the Stars Results Show 10-11 p.m. — DETROIT 1-8-7 WEDNESDAY: 8-8:30 p.m. — The Middle 8:30-9 p.m. [...]

Hey there Gasmii, well we are in the home stretch for this season of V.  With just one episode after this one the show is all about answering all our burning questions for the season, like… … … help me out here, why are we watching this show again?  Just kidding!  We’re watching this show [...]

Double the pressure, plus double the bad puns, double the awkward pauses, double the bad costumes, and double the fake boobs.

Bree decides to kick Sam’s cyborg ass to the curb.

Poor, demure, sweet Pammy takes the hit (that’s nothing new, I suppose) and ends her shot at a career with clothes on.

Season finale time!

This week on V, Anna shows off her mothering skillz.

You shoulda stayed outta the third floor, bitch!

Last week Dancing With the Stars was number one again, and we said good-bye to the Bachelor. And it appears that the show was as happy to see him go as we were! Will you accept this rose? This week in addition to their individual dances, the couple will face off in the cha-cha challenge. [...]

The Lesbians aren’t coming back any time soon – so it’s up to us to strap one on and dive into… “THE AMAZING RACE!”

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Eddie moves in with the Scavo fam, but that boy ain’t right. I mean, besides his hair and lack of any personality

Tonight it’s all Janis, all the time. Not that I’m complaining. It could be Bryce-Nicole Date Night again.

How the world’s smartest man views possible human/alien relations

Ms. Teen may have won the battle but she certainly fucked up the war.

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: That’s right, kids – the Wisteria Lane bitches are back! Well, except for Katherine, who I guess actually did go to Paris with her lesbian lova, Robin. Well, good luck on your new show, Dana Delany! And Julie Benz, good luck on your . . . on your . . . [...]