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Good evening Gasmites. I must give a hearty and humiliated shoutout to Peanut29 . Thank you for schooling me re: Hootie. OF COURSE Darius Rucker was in Hootie and the Blowfish and not Counting Crows. Stupid SourCake. I especially should have known this as Hoots and his Blowfish covered one of my fave songs, I [...]

  Brought to you by our favorite Hamptons resident!   “The guest list included the creme de la creme of the Hamptons and New York business society.  The bride looked stunning in a gunmetal grey gown with matching pearls, while the groom was handsome as ever in his tuxedo – until he was carted off [...]

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

  That cop is all “Again lady?  Really?” Another Grayson event ends terribly. Shocker! The fact that no one died or ended up in the hospital was an improvement on the past “celebrations”, so good job party planner! At this point an arrest is old hat, nothing to really get too excited about – but hopefully [...]

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

Hatchet job.

Revenge – The Early Years Through the course of the first four episodes of the season, Revenge has introduced us to Kara, Aiden, Padma, Skeevy Kenny, the “initiative”, NolCorp, and now baby Carl (CARL???). There have been a lot of additions to the Revenge universe, perhaps a few too many (the “initiative”!). But this week [...]

  Yes, people – this is surprised.  And yes, it’s hard to tell. Mason Treadwell is back and stirring up trouble! Just when things begin to work themselves out the intrepid writer (don’t you just hate those guys?) returns to the Hamptons to once again report on – and create – the drama. Let’s hope he [...]

We open with sweeping views of Nashville while Juliette’s terrible (but now stuck in my head) song Telescopeplays . Juliette’s preening before a camera as she goes about her business being a mega-super-star and idol to tweenage girls everywhere. She gets a dual dose of bad news: Deacon has once again refused to tour with [...]

“Hi! Hope I’m not too late to make you feel like shit about yourself!” Holy sweet moly, gasmi. What a great show tonight! I was riveted. And I’m totally digging each character’s development. All the choices they made seemed authentic (minus one GLARING one that I’ll get into later). Lovelovelove it! So there was a [...]

  What the hell was Jewel doing here?  At least it made a good razor commercial! When the show opened with the maid scrubbing out the blood from the foyer, I had to rack my brain trying to remember who had been murdered at the end of last week and how could I have forgotten it [...]

Emily though the shower was at the Beaver Dam Well everyone, you should be very proud of yourselves. Poor little ex-Beaver Dam employee Fauxmanda is in a coma and it’s all your (our?) fault! Poor thing. Highly doubt they will get rid of her at this point though and will probably come out of the [...]

Third time’s a charm.

Is everybody ready for the second episode of my new favourite show? Juliette is. She opens the epi by prancing around in shorty-shorts and a bustier last seen on Xina in the Lady Marmalade video. Tres trashy! Capping off the look is cowboy boots. Now, I grew up in Alberta so I know my cowboy [...]

Hey all y’all. Are you ready for another dip into the waterin’ hole? So, do they all do their own singing?  I meant to get into last week’s recap but I got distracted by giggling with delight that GH’s Lucky Spencer – a boy I feel I watched grow up on television – appears to [...]

Can we somehow find these people a place on the show? So formerly institutionalized Mom has been quietly running the local Motel No-tell all these years while the Graysons have been up to all kinds of mischief a stone’s throw away? Wonder how that worked out. Amnesia? Full on crazy? How amazing would it have been [...]

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with after a day of tanning on the beach? Or see the latest Channing Tatum movie with? Or even grab a mani/pedi with? Who can you trust? So far this season, no one has been [...]

Hello all and welcome to my first full-length recap for the ‘gasm. I was lucky enough to be assigned Nashville. Or perhaps unlucky as this show is GREAT! It’s hard to snark and smirk at a show I am genuinely enjoying on a not-at-all ironic or postmodern level. I’ll do my best to be funny [...]

Hey everybody! Welcome to my very first Tvgasm (mini)recap. I’m hard at work on the full length version but I hope this snippet will amuse your bouche, so to speak. I really enjoyed the premiere and I have fairly high hopes for this show; I’ve been a fan of Connie Britton’s work since Spin City [...]

Bird is the word.

  Last week’s premiere was about mobilizing the troops.  This week was about setting them up for battle.  Some positioned themselves well (i.e. Victoria), while some might as well have painted a bullseye on their foreheads (i.e. Declan).  Oh – and the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer.  Wonder if the Hamptons is [...]

Probably shouldn’t put all your eggs in Emily’s basket  The golden rule to live by in the Revenge universe is play or get played.  And our (anti)heroine is definitely a player.  Despite all of the complicated trickery and treachery that went on in “Resurrection”, to me the most shocking was Emily’s lie to Amanda.  She [...]

The plot thickens.

Belly flop

   Revenge loves the 80’s. The 80’s night time soap specifically. The glamour, the bombast, the treachery, the deceit. All that we loved about Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest, and Knots Landing can be found in Revenge. And now in season 2, Revenge is taking its cue from another 80’s soap classic – the mini-series Lace [...]

Devil may care.

Who’s arm is that returning from the depths of the sea?   How many spent the first part of the season premiere of Revenge waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Victoria Grayson? When she opened the door of her palatial, rustic “cabin” and I saw her – so carefully coifed and beautifully botoxed, [...]

Welcome back to the Bachelor Pad, Gasmi. It’s an episode full of tears this week because TWO couples go home…TWO!!!!! Just think of what this show would have been like if they had sent two couples home every week. Let’s us take a moment to reflect on that… Oh well. This week there is a [...]

We have a co-host

He’s moving times!

He wants $$$

It is the final episode of the first (and very possibly last) season of The Glass House.  We wade through a montage of the season so far.  In the bathroom, Jeffy tells Erica about Kevin’s “lady friend” in Toledo and wonders if Kevin has mentioned this to her.  It’s a bed buddy, so I’m not [...]

Still in rumor phase, but it’s looking like reality.

Jeffy tells us that his heart broke when Erica started crying.  Oh please, you sent her down there.  He’s all crocodile-tearing over having his best friend also be his biggest competition.  Mike is mocking Jeffy and the fact that he’s kinda’ all alone in the house now.  Kevin asks Mike if he was the only [...]

Announced

A housemate-created music video of some song I’ve never heard introduces this episode.  It was probably better than the real video.  Gene and Kevin seemed to be the only ones who didn’t know the song, which makes sense since they’re the only straight males in the house at the moment. Last week, Joy and Andrea [...]

Let’s ALL be twins!   Hola Gasmii! Have no fear! We are here…to recap Bachelor Pad… Lame? Sorry. We are going to be honest, guys, we have never watched Bachelor or Bachelorette. At least not more than Joel McHale showed us on The Soup. And we haven’t watched the two other seasons of Bachelor Pad either so we had [...]

This week, we will find out if Jeffy made a huge mistake by going down the tubes or if we’ll be rid of Kevin and his terrible attempt at hiding his bald spot.  Mike thinks Jeff deserves to go home, because he was cocky enough to put himself into Limbo.  Andrea was basically telling us [...]

I’m so sorry for the delay on this recap, my dear Gasmii.  I’m out of my meds (because I’m stupid and missed my appt) and going through withdrawal, so I feel like a giant bag of flaming shit. We start out this episode with Stephanie pointing out that the house now has more wiener than [...]

Ed has joined the cast in solidarity!