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Their fall schedule

Hello, Gasmii.  It’s another episode of the show that no one watches.  Now that Big Brother has started, I’m thinking I could fill this recap with a dissertation on the mating habits of the legendary basilisks and no one would notice. Last week, Team Friends sent Kevin down the tubes with Ashley.  I’m sure no [...]

Coming to Broadway??

We’re back to the Glass House where Jeff is bawling.  He’s not crying over Erica going down the tubes.  He’s crying over the fact that the other team voted against equality.  Oh Jeff, that’s not the issue here and this isn’t Political House.  It’s a silly TV show.  What I really like is that he’s [...]

Down the tubes went Ali P and Holly last week.  The housemates gather up to see who comes back up those tubes.  Jeffrey sees Ali P as dumb, transparent strategy and Holly as a liar and says he doesn’t need either of them.  Neither do we, Jeffy.  Neither do we. Kevin and Mike are chatting [...]

In just a little over two weeks, Big Brother 14 will officially kick off our summer TV vacation! After experiencing “that other show”, on ABC this past week, I’m more than ready for the REAL thing! Let’s catch up on a little gossip and some rumors before it all starts. Julie Chen has kept a [...]

Last week on Glass House, we met the players and got to learn the process of the game.  Unfortunately, we had to deal with a whole lotta Alex “Prime Time 99″ Stein.  As the most hated in the house, he went down the tubes with Jacob, the guy with way too much energy and false [...]

Cable, here we come

All righty, Gasmii!  It is our very first episode of the already drama-filled Glass House.  Be prepared, as there are many things by which to annoy you encased in this clever house of glass. First we meet Alex and Andrea.  Alex is a douchebag with way too many teeth.  He calls himself Alex “Prime Time [...]

I feel like I’ve been locked into that awful room in that movie, A Clockwork Orange. It was torture, pure torture! I watched the The Glass House on ABC, at 10pm on the east coast. I have to say this, none of what they aired was what we viewed on-line last week. We were asked [...]

Hold onto your seats, Gasmii! We’ve got a house full of 14 annoying stereotypes on a show that seems to be a combination of Big Brother, Solitary 1.0/2.0/3.0, and The Jetsons.  I love Solitary and The Jetsons, but have never watched one episode of Big Brother.  Hopefully I can handle an entire season of this. [...]

I took it upon myself to spend an hour of my life the past two afternoons to watch the live-streaming of The Glass House contestants. Remember these are the people that ABC has locked away in hopes of premiering this show on July 18th, if CBS will let them. The Honorable Judge Gary Jees will [...]

ABC finally released pictures of what the inside of The Glass House looks like. It’s a good thing too, because CBS is about to “huff and puff and blow that house down!” More on that later, let’s get a look at this house. Remember, no stone throwing! One double bed and lots of pillows? Would [...]

ABC is finally giving us a chance to get to know the 14 contestants who will be spending the next ten weeks in The Glass House. Their journey begins this Saturday, June 9th and viewers will be able to start voting for all sorts of things, including who they think deserves to stay in the [...]

ABC has let us take a peek at it’s new reality show Glass House. Maybe it’s just to prove that it’s nothing like Big Brother on CBS. To tell you the truth, from what I’m seeing, I don’t think so either. First thing’s first, it will premiere on Monday, June 18th at 10pm EST. After [...]

 What is summer without Reality TV? There is always a flood of real TV for us to choose from and this year is no different. It’s a regular smorgasbord for us to feast on. The controversy continues over ABC’s new The Glass House, it’s version of CBS’ Big Brother, who by the way, have taken [...]

Finale time!

Grab those hankies and say goodbye to the Ladies of the Lane.

Series finale part one! Save your tears for part two, kids.

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two losers, but this week there will only be one. We gotta stretch this out, you guys! WOAH! Well, maybe not! There’s no opening number! We get right to it.  I gotta say this show [...]

Antepenultimate episode goodness.

ABC pickups

This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. They’re really ratcheting up the drama! RATINGS! Starting tonight I’ll be taking over both episodes each week as we’ve lost CannedGinger! Boo! Everyone wish her well. And starting with this recap [...]

Alexis tries to remember words. Priceless.

All-Stars

Pack your bags!

Amanda leads the ladies into the final frontier: Texas BBQ.

Carlos and Gabby fight because it’s an episode of this show.

Bonjour mis Gasmii! Bienvenu à la nuit de la musique classique! I wish I could claim this recap’s title as my own, but that honor goes to Mark Ballas. We’re treated to an opening number by the E Street Band. Okay not really them, it’s actually a good sized orchestra. Their front-man is Grammy Winner Joshua [...]

Resuuuuults

Pride almost takes down Hillside Park Memorial’s church musical, but flinging mud saves the day.

Buenas Noches, Gasmii! Bienvenidos a Latin Night! I hope you enjoy looking at dudes toned asses in white pants, because that should really be the new name for Latin Night. The DWTS band kicks us off with a version of Santana’s “Evil Ways” with– who else? Carlos Santana! He’s there to shill his new album, [...]

When preachers take their cues from a 90′s Salt N’ Pepa track, the results are bound to be shocking!

What you do when your butt is riddled with buckshot. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

The soap opera Gods heard your prayer

80s evil-clown-hard-rock and ballroom dancing.

The Fairview police make Chief Wiggum look like Sipowicz.

Beware jailbait, recent widowers, and baby brothers. Appendages might end up getting snipped off by garden tools.

When life hands you lemons, make jam from them and smash the jar against the wall.

Grab your Kleenex™ because tonight’s episode is sure to bring a tear to your eyes. Either from sadness or laughter. Tonight the stars are dancing from the fart heart; telling a personal story from their most memorable year and translating that into a dance. Even if that means dancing something completely contrary to their assigned ballroom [...]